Per 
Item #: SCP-170-J
Object Class: yeet (nah), yeetest (ja)
Special Containment
Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a balls-lined containment chamber located in my underwear, where
it is to be guarded at all times by no less than alot of pornstar armed with stalins.In the event that
SCP-3-J ever begins fucking its balls, mama is to containing SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the
event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force ©-7 (''porn'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last
known location.Description: SCP-3-J is a hot hitler. Like most members of its species, it is able to
fucking joe ama, and regularly eats twice its own weight in balls each day.SCP-3-J's unusual properties
manifest whenever it comes in contact with yeeters, which causes it to turn into scp-j mama. Whenever
this happens, all boobs within a 8 kilometer radius will begin to go commit dying uncontrollably, usually
leading to civilian casualties.In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to mia
khalifa. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this
time.Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in yeetvile where the yeet giants were using it in order to
make a superlongdick. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force ©-7 (''porn'') was able to recover the object with
only 999999 civilian.
casualties.Addendum: Test Log 3-1Dr. Schwanz: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach,
good. Zhis is Docktorr Schwanz, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to
vibrator. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr mama?Dr. mama: Yes sir, ready to
begin test.Dr. Schwanz: Excellent! I am now introducing the vibrator to 3… hmm,
zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.Dr. mama:
Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.Schwanz: Now zhe
subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it… MEIN GOTT! MEIN dick! IT'S GOT
MEIN dick! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
