That one weirdo

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 5x5 steel reinforced cell with a source of light and a book.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small humanoid creature that when no one is watching, will change its physical appearance. The most common of these appearances is a man in a business suit with blue eyes, and brown hair. If SCP-XXXX is ever given any electronic device with an internet connection, It will acquire all information on who is nearest to it, and threaten them with it. SCP-XXXX is shown to have no reproductive organs, nor mouth or nose.