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I don't know why the staff want me to write this but when you stay here as long as I have you learn not to ask these kinds of questions.
Hello, if you're reading this you know my name, but just in case your an anomalous potato who gained sentience, I'm Arthur. I've lived on site 14 since I was 3-year of age.
Yes, I know I'm not good at autobiographies, cut me some slack.
not to have a head bigger than the sun but I'm pretty creative, especially when it comes to firearms which I must admit is unnerving but my object class may be reassigned to thaumiel (still remember that burst m9 I made for Sgt ██████, fun making that).
the strange thing about me is that for some reason I can't die, I mean I can but I respawn, y' know what I mean.
that's essentially it about me, staff should've known that this was a waste of my time, their time and unfortunately, your time (I'm sorry).
