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An instance of SCP-8003-A found during MTF Incident Log 8003-00.
Item #: SCP-8003
Object Class: Safe
Threat Level: Yellow ●
Special Containment Procedures: Extraneous instances of SCP-8003-A are to be neutralized immediately by a Mobile Task Force unit should any be located, alongside standard decontamination procedures in the area it was found in. Prime samples of SCP-8003 are to kept in Biological Research Area-12, though no more than three (3) 150mm x 15mm petri dishes filled with SCP-8003 are necessary. Unneeded samples of SCP-8003 may be discarded via the same standard decontamination procedures.
No more than one (1) instance of SCP-8003-A is to be enabled to be produced at any given point within Foundation walls. Class-D personnel are to be used should the need for a live SCP-8003-A subject arise. Live instances of SCP-8003-A are to be kept in a bio-hazard air-locked humanoid containment chamber. A slice of birthday cake with a lit birthday candle should be fed to any live instance of SCP-8003-A if subject becomes irritable or aggressive. Standard birthday party balloons have been observed to also calm down instances, but cake should be regularly fed to SCP-8003-A to prevent starvation if long term testing is required.
Any mention of SCP-8003 and SCP-8003-A found the internet should be shut down and deleted from the website it was found on and any potential archives. ISB-L-8003 has been programmed to monitor the internet for keywords such as "fun", "party", and "=)" at all times, and send back any attached locations or sensitive imagery discovered. Any potential advertisements or invitations related to SCP-8003-A should be sent to the current head researcher for SCP-8003 (currently Dr. █████ as of ██/██/20██) for verification.
The typical environment in which instances of SCP-8003-A can be found in. Image taken during MTF Incident Log 8003-00.
Description: SCP-8003 is anomalous mold-like microscopic organism which has the capacity drastically alter the anatomy and biology of living and dead humans. If SCP-8003 enters the flesh of a deceased human carcass, it the mold will grow and overtake the corpse, and somehow transform the entirety of the corpse into cake. If a living human is exposed to SCP-8003, they will be transformed into SCP-8003-A.
SCP-8003-A is a species of anomalous humanoid Entities which are referred to as, "Partygoers". Instances of SCP-8003-A are typically around 2.4 meters tall, and have a smile carved into the facial region, exposing shrunken yellow eyeballs that can only be observed with light.The outer layer of skin is smooth and leathery, and the overall color is typically yellow (although they have been observed with red, green, white, or pink skin). These creatures originate from either from contact with SCP-8003, or from contact with other live instances of SCP-8003-A. The digestive system of SCP-8003-A is entirely simplified, with two mouths filled with sharp teeth connect to the stomach in the center of the Partygoer's body.
SCP-8003-A are able to speak and appear to be intelligent and sapient to a degree. They can vocalize and and interact with their environment through their mouthed hands, though the mechanism via how they are able to speak without lungs is not understood. These entities are generally believed to posses the intelligence of an 8 year old.
Partygoers will act aggressive to any human that they sense, attempting to touch or latch onto them with their mouths and transform them into more Partygoers. Skin on skin contact with any live instance of SCP-8003-A will slowly begin the transformation process, which if sustained, can transform an otherwise standard human into a new instance of SCP-8003-A after roughly six hours. However, if a Partygoer is able to latch its hand into a human's flesh, and get any part of themselves into their bloodstream, the transformation process will be heavily sped up, and can take place over less than thirty minutes.
It should be noted that Partygoers will not show any signs of aggression towards a human they come across under the following two circumstances:
- If the human in question is under the age of five years old
- If it is the human's birthday
It is unknown how Partygoers are able to detect whether or not it is a person's birthday. Testing has shown that they will cease all aggression for the entire 24 hour period of the exact date of someone's birthday, up until the very last second. It should also be noted that Partygoers will generally be less aggressive to humans under the age of twelve, but will still attempt to transform them into Partygoers.
Addendum 8003-01: The process by which a human is transformed into a Partygoer is documented below, which doubles as an archive of the anatomy and biology of instances of SCP-8003-A. Note that the length of how long this process takes place can vary based on the circumstances of their exposure to SCP-8003.
Transformation begins with sudden hormonal changes in the brain, with a rapid increase in dopamine and adrenaline. Blood sugar levels increase. The skin will begin to harden, thicken, and dry out on the surface. After this, the internal structure of the body will begin to liquefy, starting with organs, before bones. The process of the skin drying and hardening, and the internal body liquefying, will continue until the only organs that remain are the stomach, esophagus, and brain. Facial features at this point will be entirely indiscernible, though the eyeballs do remain connected to the brain.
The esophagus splits in two, and is funneled into the arms. Fingernails begin to grow into sharp extremities that functionally become teeth. These teeth will pierce into the base of the arm and open up the areas where the new mouths will be. The two esophagi will then fully heal, and fully connect the arms to the stomach.
Bone particles and other solid matter sink to the bottoms of the legs, making them flatten out, and causing them to be the heaviest at the legs. This change in weight forces them to stomp around during movement and force the upper body and arms to wave around uncontrollably. How movement can be retained without properly developed muscled and bones is not understood.
When the transformation is complete, the Partygoer will use their teeth to carve a smile and lined eye holes into their face, so they can see. In some cases, ██████ █ █████, ███ ██████ ██ ██████ ██████. If this happens, researchers are advised to take advantage of this, and █████ ██ █████ ██████ ███████ █████. However, unless the skin turns blue, this shouldn't be necessary. █████ ████ ██ █████ ██████ ██ █████ █████ █████ █████ ███████ ██ ████ █ ████████ █████ ███ ███ ██. █████ ███ █ █████ █ ██████ ████ ██ ██ ██████, ███, ██ ████ ██████. █████████ ████ ████ █████ ████, which resulted in the Thaumiel class being changed to Safe for this entry.
Addendum 8003-02: It is possible for Partygoers to become defective if the transformation process is interrupted in certain cases, including immediate medicinal care, or a strong enough mental will. Defective Partygoers retain the consciousness of the person they were before becoming a Partygoer. Their cognitive abilities will be heavily impaired, and they will suffer from symptoms of high blood sugar, sugar addiction withdrawal symptoms, and the symptoms of unnatural levels of dopamine and adrenaline in the brain.
Standard Partygoers will attempt to kill and eat defective Partygoers if they appear to talk or act like defects, sometimes killing and eating other standard Partygoers on accident.
An edit made to the front page of DuckDuckGo. Coordinates redacted.
Addendum 8003-03: Either a Partygoer, group of Partygoers or another unknown party1 appear to be creating party invitations and editing texts online in order to lure people into select locations. This is done in an attempt to create more Partygoers and bring more people into areas where several of them are present.
Any page that is found to be littered with smile emoticons and texts related to Partygoers specifically cannot be trusted, until ISB-L-8003 can reliably revert the page to its original state. Any information regarding "the host" must be brought to the current SCP-8003 head researched immediately. As of now, we haven't found out who is creating these invitations, and we never will =)
Interview Log 8003-1:
Interviewed: SCP-8003-A-AP12
Interviewer: Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee, former head researcher on SCP-8003
Foreword: The following interview took place at Site ██ nine days after the Ethics Committee gave approval for one D-Class personnel to be transformed into a Partygoer with the use of SCP-8003.
<Begin Log>
Dr. ████: Dr. Kim-Lee, we're ready to start the interview. The transformation finished up about an hour ago, and the subject is secure in the holding cell.
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Alright, this should be interesting. Pass me the file for D-6179.
Dr. ████: Here.
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Thank you.
Dr. ████: Sorry you have to work on your Birthday, Doctor.
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Ah, don't worry, I've got Gumby over there to keep me company.
Dr. ████: Haha… right.
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee enters the containment room. SCP-8003-A-AP1 is standing in a glass holding cell. Dr. Kim-Lee sits down at the table in front of it, and begins going through D-6179's file. Subject stares at Dr. Kim-Lee.
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Sinjin, can you hear me?
Subject waves its hand.
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Identify yourself.
SCP-8003-A-AP1: I'm a Partygoer!
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Guess you aren't Sinjin anymore.
SCP-8003-A-AP1: Who is that?
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Nevermind that. We can set this aside then.
Dr. Kim-Lee slides the file to his left.
SCP-8003-A-AP1: What's your name, birthday boy?
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee. Hello. Now, would you be willing to answer some questions we had?
SCP-8003-A-AP1: Okay!
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Wonderful. (…) What is your purpose?
SCP-8003-A-AP1: To have fun!
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Why do you eat people?
Subject turns its head to one side, as if it was confused, possibly sarcastically conveying confusion.
SCP-8003-A-AP1: I don't eat people, I eat cake! And frosting and sprinkles!
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Hm. So why do you turn corpses into cake?
Subject begins laughing for several seconds.
SCP-8003-A-AP1: Sometimes people are too tired to party… but we don't wanna leave anyone out! They can join in on the fun in other ways!
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: Do you enjoy hurting people?
SCP-8003-A-AP1: I just wanna have fun!
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: (…) You only transformed into a Partygoer about an hour ago, and yet you seem to possess knowledge that Sinjin did not have. How did you learn what being a Partygoer is like?
SCP-8003-A-AP1: Every party needs a good host!
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: I don't follow.
SCP-8003-A-AP1: The host wants us to have a good time. You shouldn't him make him sad… You'd ruin the party! You don't wanna be a partypooper, do you?
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: So the host tells you this… Who is the host?
Site ██ loses power for twelve seconds, before backup lights power on. Alarms activate.
Intercom: Alert. Alert. Multiple containment breaches. This is not a drill.The intercom momentarily deactivates, before it begins playing music, identified as "Daisy Bell".
Dr. Jordan Kim-Lee: The fuck is this?!
Dr. Kim-Lee turns and attempts to open the door, which is now locked. SCP-8003-A-AP1's containment chamber opens. Subject begins approaching Dr. Kim-Lee.
SCP-8003-A-AP1: ♫ Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Jordan, Happy Birthday to you! ♫
The lock on the door deactivates, and two armed Site guards enter the containment room. SCP-8003-A-AP1 lunges onto ████████ and latches onto them before being shot by █ ████. Subject stumbles and falls on top of █ ████.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [DATA EXPUNGED]
MTF Incident Log 8003-01:
MTF Incident Log 8003-01
SCP Involved: SCP-8003, SCP-8003-A
Date: ██/16/20██
Location: ███████, Oregon
Foreward: A Partygoer invitation found on 4chan was traced to a set of coordinates in Coastal Oregon within the town of ███████. MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots") was dispatched with the mission of exterminating any and all Partygoers they came across. However, due to an internal miscommunication, MTF Epsilon-6 came in unprepared.
<Begin Log>
Angelo: This is operative Angelo of Epsilon-6. We'll be landing in ███████ in 5 minutes.
Command: Copy that.
A giant spider attempts to crawl into the van. The van instantly crashes and burns, causing all of Epsilon-6's deaths.
Pookie Tookie III: Damn bro. That's sad asf.
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<End Log>
Closing Statement:
