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Item #: SCP-4641

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4641 is to be stored on Site 076 and parked in a sound dampened garage measuring 15x7x12ft. Two guards are to be posted outside of SCP-4641's garage and equipped with active noise canceling headphones fitted with microphones to communicate with other personnel. Any and all personnel entering the garage are to be outfitted with active noise canceling headphones.

An oil change and tire rotation are to be done quarterly. Care should be taken that SCP-4641 is fully operational at all times, including: stereo, lights, USB socket ports, headlights, turning signals, odometers, etc. Special care is to be taken that all seven(7) seat belts are operational.

Under no circumstances is overtly satanic or anti-christian imagery, writing, or symbol to be brought in view of SCP-4641's headlights within two(2) of its quarterly oil change and tire rotation. [see incident report 01]

No further testing is to be conducted without authorization by Dr. ██████

Description: SCP-4641 is a Purple 1998 Chrysler Town & Country. SCP-4641 is in near perfect condition and will slowly repair or regenerate itself. SCP-4641's stereo is permanently set to 103.5 FM, and will play Christian contemporary music continuously. The volume or channel cannot be changed. The music peaks at 61.7 decibels. All songs originating from the stereo of SCP-4641 were released before 2009.

The supposed radio station does not have a host, and songs are played alphabetically excluding "The." 85% of subjects who hear music originating from SCP-4641's stereo without any hearing protection will experience indescribably calm, even after suffering grievous bodily harm. Subjects will also feel an inexplicable warmth, even in weather cold enough to afflict the subject with hypothermia. [see acquisition log]

Anyone inside of SCP-4641 cannot be harmed so long as their seat belt is secured. The seat belts themselves are tremendously durable, and will not rip from either puncture or pressure. Any subject inside buckled inside of SCP-4641 will exhibit a extremely accelerated regeneration of tissue, bone, and muscle. tests have concluded however that chronic issues such as back pain, cancers, long running illness, or fatigue are not affected by SCP-4641.