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Name: Junior Researcher A. Hudson
Date: 04/11/19
Total Items: Two (2) paperback copies of Models by Mark Manson

Input: One (1) paperback copy of Models by Mark Manson
Setting: 1:1
Output: One (1) paperback copy of Bang by Roosh V

Input: One (1) paperback copy of Models by Mark Manson
Setting: Fine
Output: (Turns into cognitohazardous version of book which has mentions reader and discusses personal issues and how to confront them. The book also causes the user to act honestly, with vulnerability, and renders the person unable to be dishonest with themselves or others. The effect lasts a few days)