Administrator file for SCP-0000

SCP-5199

BY ORDER OF THE ADMINISTRATOR

The following file is Level 6/0000 classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.

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Item #: SCP-0000	Level 6/0000
Object Class: Thaumiel	Classified

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0000-1 is to be contained in a size standard cell without any vents and made of non-corrosive metals. Paneling of the wall, ceiling, and floor of SCP-0000's cell should be replaced after three to five months of use at the latest. If paneling has been exposed to the unrestrained effects of SCP-0000-1, it must be replaced immediately.

Researchers assigned to interview SCP-0000-1 must remember not to mention [DATA CORRUPTED]¹

If SCP-0000-1 shows any signs of extreme stress, D-Class personnel should be sent into SCP-0000-1's cell to calm it down and all personnel above Level 3 Security Clearance should be evacuated from Site-14. Any available mobile task force should be ready to track down SCP-0000-1 and any other on site anomalous entities in the event of a site-wide containment breach. MTF's should be equipped with sound cancelling earmuffs and should take them off at no point before the recapture of SCP-0000-1. See Incident-BAUF-1-A.

As a precautionary measure to prevent stress in SCP-0000-1, routine psychological check-up interviews are to be done every three weeks to keep tabs on SCP-0000-1's mental state.

Description: Due to it's nature, most to all forms of descriptions of SCP-0000 are impossible. The only known way for documentation of SCP-0000 to survive is by not not naming saying it's original name.² Attempts to proclaim aloud names for SCP-0000 have resulted in staff losing their voices for an indefinite amount of time.

SCP-0000 is devoid of any light around it's body besides parts of itself covered in bandages composed of unknown material³, hereafter referred to as SCP-0000-2. That said, SCP-0000 is humanoid in shape, closest resembling a 9-year old human child with ape-like body hair and mild malnourishment. No other physical descriptions are possible.

SCP-0000 is able to write and most likely speak a variety of languages, almost all of them ancient compared to modern linguistics.⁴ Out of these, the language SCP-0000 seems most familiar with is unknown in origin and throughout all of the Foundation's research has never been used by any society to date. This language may or may not relate to the symbols found on SCP-0000-2.

If any matter and/or energy comes into contact with SCP-0000 that is not covered by SCP-0000-2, it will immediately begin to break down. This effect continues until all matter and/or energy in contact with SCP-0000 has been torn apart to the point of no longer existing. This effect appears to be most potent on gaseous substances, but least effective on electromagnetic radiation lower than 250 gigahertz. Objects in the vicinity of SCP-5000, but not directly touching SCP-0000, appear to increase in their aging process, including [REDACTED].

Various physicals done on SCP-0000 have revealed a multitude of impairments in the realms of sensation, including, but may not be limited to: blindness, slight deafness, congenital analgesia, and possibly a loss of taste and smell. Psychological check-ups have found SCP-0000 to have several mental disabilities, such as schizophrenia, psychosis, and depression.

Addendum SCP-0000.1: Discovery

[DATA DESTROYED]

Addendum SCP-0000.2: Post Discovery Interview

The following interview comes from the first month after SCP-0000's initial discovery.

Note: The first interview had taken place before the SCP Foundation had discovered the need for conference rooms 0000-C and 0000-D. We hold no responsibility over Dr. Kunzelman's actions which were unprofessional and entirely his own. - Dr. Altera

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Interviewer: Dr. Jacob Kunzelman, Site-14

Interviewed: SCP-0000

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<BEGIN LOG>

(SCP-0000 enters the conference room, hands behind it's back. The significance of this, if at all, is unknown.)

Dr. Kunzelman: Welcome, uh… you. Don't really have much I can call you, now do I? Dr. Michaels can proclaim that enough himself. Well, he could.

(No response)

Dr. Kunzelman: So, your not much of a talker, are you? Well, we need to conduct this interview, so that really isn't an option. So, to start, are you human, or just humanoid in look?

(No response)

Dr. Kunzelman: (Straining words) Uh… I really do need you to answer these questions. I have more important things than this meeting.

(No response)

Dr. Kunzelman: (Showing signs of aggression) Can you please just speak so that I can get on with my day?

(No response)

Dr. Kunzelman: (Showing signs of moderate aggression) I'm starting to lose my patience with you, squirt. I'll give you one last chance to say something.

(No response)

Dr. Kunzelman: (Beginning to show extreme agitation) Okay, listen here. I won't have one of you… things making a fool of me! Believe it or not, there are more pressing matters than little new arrivals like yourself!

(SCP-0000-1 produces a silent wince at the remarks made by Dr. Kunzelman)

Dr. Altera: (Inside observation deck) Dr. Kunzelman, this is going over the line! Do you want to be in the same room as a pissed off Euclid?

Dr. Kunzelman: Fine, i'm done. (Dr. Kunzelman proceeds to get up from his chair) Altera, you take the kid! If you want the little mute interviewed, then do it yourself.

(SCP-0000-1 begins to start wincing in an audible fashion. Dr. Kunzelman puts his hands on the sides of his head and begins to shake violently. Dr. Altera describes seeing Dr. Kunzelman's eyes turn black from internal bleeding while in the observation deck. Dr. Kunzelman falls to the floor after ten seconds of incoherent screaming.)

Dr. Altera (inside observation deck) Dear god! Call any on-site medic available! Now!

<END LOG>

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Dr. Kunzelman had been pronounced dead on arrival when on-site medics had finally arrived at the scene. Autopsy revealed that his brain had melted into foam from the inside for a period of forty seconds.

After multiple tests regarding SCP-0000-1's anomalous abilities, Dr. Altera has theorized that the anomalous effects of SCP-0000-1 include the sound waves that come from it when it speaks. This would mean that if SCP-0000-1 speaks in any manner, then anyone who can hear should be considered lost.

Addendum SCP-0000.3: Updated Interview Procedures

Interviews conducted with SCP-0000-1 must be done in conference rooms 0000-C⁵ and 0000-D⁶ respectively.

After the construction of conference rooms 0000-C and 0000-D, further interviews conducted have been Dr. Stewart Clark. Dr. Clark is to be given a minimal dose of amnestics shortly after each individual interview to avoid information breach.

Addendum SCP-0000.4: Dr. Clark's Interviews

INSUFFICIENT CLEARANCE

Addendum SCP-0000.6: Dr. Clark's Leave

Dr. Clark has requested to take leave from interviews with SCP-0000 after Incident-BAUF-1-A. Request has been accepted. Further investigation is ongoing as to the role of [REDACTED] in the anomalous abilities of SCP-0000 is underway. Discussions of using SCP-0000 to contain [REDACTED] are currently being conducted by the Ethics Committee. Interviews have been put on hold.

Addendum SCP-0000.7: Discovery Event

On ██/██/████, several documents, hereafter referred to as SCP-0000-4, that appear to have been exposed to the effects of SCP-0000-1 were found by Dr. Altera in the break room of Site-14. However, SCP-0000-4, unlike other documents effected by SCP-0000-1, have been found with undamaged serial numbers on their rear side. The findings from SCP-0000-4 are classified to all personnel below Level 5 Security Clearance.

FURTHER INFORMATION ON THIS TOPIC IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO MEMBERS OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL

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SCP-5198 || SCP-5199 || SCP-5200

Footnotes

1. If interviewer is asked questions by SCP-0000-1 relating to [DATA CORRUPTED] during interview, interview must be ended immediately to avoid extreme stress in SCP-0000-1.

2. Photographs capturing SCP-0000 as well as physical writings have ended up with the ink spreading to an unnatural capacity until all information recorded is incomprehensible or undecipherable.

3. Said bandages appear to be covered in symbols of unknown language, if any. It is unknown how they are not affected by SCP-0000.

4. These would include, but are most likely not limited to, Norman English, Medieval French, Modern Arabic, Ancient Arabic, Middle High German, Latin, Italian, Afrikaans, Chinese, Korean, Scottish Gaelic, Old Spanish, and a basic understanding of Modern English.

5. 0000-C is an airtight, soundproof room that contains a keyboard that has been transcribed into Braille. This is to prevent SCP-0000-1 from needing to talk to communicate.

6. 0000-D is a room with one chair and a table with a microphone and a large monitor for the front wall. The microphone is used by the interviewer to ask SCP-0000-1 questions. The monitor displays the message that SCP-0000-1 has typed out to respond to questions posed by the interviewer.