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Item #: SCP-4032
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4032 specimen are to be each contained in separate standard Euclid class cells. Do not put two (2) specimen in the same cell, for they will attempt to kill each other. Do not act hostile near SCP-4032 specimen unless told by superiors to do so. This is to prevent further incident like Incident 4032-A (see addendum 4032-001).
Description: SCP-4032 specimen are wooden mannequins that range from approximately 1.79m (5.9 ft) tall to approximately 2.31m (7.6 ft) tall. The standard height of SCP-4032 is approximately 2.07m (6.8 ft) tall. Their behavior is highly dependent on their surroundings. SCP-4032 specimen will mimic what the nearest human will do for approximately 15.7 seconds.
In one experiment, the test subject was told to fake crying. The SCP-4032 specimen tested on (SCP-4032-17, specifically) put its "hands" on its eyes covering it and bobbled its head. In another experiment, the test subject was told to punch the wall. The SCP-4032 specimen (SCP-4032-06) did the same.
SCP-4032 specimens were first found in abandoned warehouses in ████, Wyoming on the approximate date of █/██/2003. The specimen at that location were taken and tested four days later. As of now, there are 33 SCP-4032 specimen in containment. There is an estimated amount of 80 specimen still not contained, but this estimation is highly based on inferences.
Addendum:
Addendum 4032-001
On ██/██/2004, during a testing session, subject D-14714 (a 29-year old Asian male) was ordered to punch an SCP-4032 specimen (SCP-4032-28). SCP-4032-28 then attacked D-14714, striking him in the face six (6) times. After 15.7 seconds, it mimicked D-14714's actions again, lying on the floor. D-14714 has recovered from the incident, but is very paranoid now and is always cautious about compliance with his superior's orders.
Addendum 4032-002
During a containment breach caused by SCP-███, one SCP-4032 specimen (SCP-4032-31) escaped from it's holding cell and managed to escape Site-██. He was quickly found and returned the same day, however.
Item #: SCP-4979
Object Class: Not Euclid or Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4979 is to not be kept in anything but a 2 by 3 by 2 meter room in the west side of Site-73. SCP-4979 must not be put on a surface that does not contain a glass cube surrounding SCP-4979. The room that contains SCP-4797 must have an amount of windows that is not any less than 1. Personnel with levels that are not above level 3 are not permitted to enter SCP-4979's containment chamber.
Description: SCP-4979 is not anything that isn't a white plastic iPhone 6S screen protector. The back side of SCP-4979 is covered with a substance that is resembling to nothing that isn't lint. SCP-4979 is not a screen protector that can be referred to by saying what it is. Anything describing SCP-4979 must be saying what it isn't.
It's origins are as of now not known. It was found in a state that is not in one of the 49 states that aren't Texas on a phone that was. The city it was found in is not a city that isn't Lubbock. The year it was found in is not any year before 2015 nor any year after 2015.
So far, personnel have found that there is not any way to speak about it using the word "is". Other than that, there are not any supernatural properties that it holds.
Item #: SCP-998-J
Object Class: Keter (GOD MAKE HIM STOP ALREADY HE IS SO ANNOYING)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-998-J is to be kept (or attempted to be kept) in a singular computer in Site-██ for as long as possible. This should be accomplished by getting a member of Foundation staff to talk to SCP-998-J for long periods of time, rotating the person whenever SCP-998-J gets bored of the person. If SCP-998-J wants to write an article, do ANYTHING in your power to stop him. A challenge has been started to get SCP-998-J to stay for 48 hours. Of course, this is a gigantic stretch, and the most we have accomplished is 19 hours before it got bored and went off to some geezer's laptop in Wyoming. Several staff members have found this fun, however, and they have made "teams" to try and keep SCP-998-J at bay, creating a competition of sorts based around it. It has officially been named "Dylanball". So far, 17 "teams" have cropped up.
Description: SCP-998-J is an entity that can travel between any computer in the world. It's most common area to enter is the USA, hardly leaving it, but it has been reported being in computers in Russia, Japan, Brazil, England, Czechoslovakia, and North Korea.
SCP-998-J refers to itself as "Dylan" and goes through "phases" every month, in which SCP-998-J becomes enamored with a "fandom" or something similar to one, and does a gigantic amount of things related to the "fandom". SCP-998-J can also access anything on the internet at any time. This is the reason containment is necessary, as SCP-998-J has leaked CIA and FBI plans, found out what was in Area 51, and posted 194 "OC" articles onto the SCP Foundation logs, which were all quickly deleted.
No matter the amount of security put on any website, SCP-998-J still can access it. In one particular experiment, SCP-998-J was told via chatroom to enter a website specifically programmed to be impossible to enter and edit the words inside if he managed to make it through. Previously, the most elite hackers in the Foundation had attempted to get into the website, and failed. 2 days after asking SCP-998-J, however, Foundation staff found that the words changed from "Congratulations, SCP-998-J" to "buttassbutt".
Information we have found about him via chatting are: It claims to be named "Dylan", is 9 years old, thinks SCP is "rad", is blonde, lives in ██████, ████, USA (disputed), and is a fan of Sonic, Minecraft, Roblox, My Little Pony, and Five Nights at Freddy's.
After 6 hours of coercing him on one particular test, Agents ███████, ███, and █████ managed to get SCP-998-J to reveal his "home address" (SCP-998-J would not comply for the previous hours because "mommy says i shuouldnt tallk to strangers…" and completely refused to speak to Foundation staff before finally telling them. Keep in mind that SCP-998-J had been in containment for 7 months at this point.) When Foudation staff went to this address, it was an empty field.
Each article he posted didn't follow our official writing format, had bad grammar, and stock photos or poorly drawn images on pieces of paper clipped on to them. This is a reminder that NONE OF THEM ARE REAL. One article (SCP-██████) caused Foundation-wide panic when found, with several members qutting their jobs, and some even committing suicide. If an article looking like one from SCP-998-J is found, please report it to the ██████████.
A list of articles that he has posted on to the SCP Foundation logs include, but aren't limited to:
SCP-████: The first reported article by SCP-998-J to appear. An "epik blond muscly STRONKG man!! he has every power in the known univurse, has IQ of 90001, and has all the girls in shcool admiring him. his name is dylan, he is 20000 year sold, andany request made to him should be given to him as SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!! otherwise he will DESTORY THE WORLD!!" Following this was an interview log, in which SCP-████ is quoted saying that he is the son of god, has 100 siblings, and that he is the best of all of them. Page was deleted 57 minutes and 29 seconds after being uploaded.
SCP-████: A page in which the first half talks about a can of Bush's Baked Beans that can teleport into the mouth of any D-class staff. The second half is complete gibberish. Page was deleted 40 minutes and 8 seconds after being uploaded.
SCP-███-J: The only attempt by SCP-998-J to make a "-J" article. A "FART MAN" who "goes around farting on people!!!" The page only had 17 words and 204 characters, 116 of which were literally just "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" repeated for an incredibly long time. Page was deleted 32 minutes and 37 seconds after being uploaded.
SCP-██████: A page revolving around "Sattan", a "minster of DRAKNESS that will kil us all!!" and detailed crude, but somehow believable plans about how Sattan was going to "end the worldt and purge it of EVERYONE" on December 14th of ████. Approximately 6 minutes after the page went up, Reasearcher ████ discovered it and went into a panic. He informed every staff member in his unit, and convinced most of them to "spread the word and kill yourself before this doomsday happens!" This was shared around several Sites, but the Foundation was able to catch on and inform everyone that this was a false article. This wasn't before Research Team D of Site-██ (the research team of Researcher ████) committed mass suicide, though. Only 4 survived, 2 of which thought it was stupid and didn't participate. One particular member, Researcher ██████, still believes it is real and is undergoing therapy. Page was deleted 54 minutes and 49 seconds after being uploaded.
SCP-███-2: A word-for-word copy of the SCP-173 log, the only difference being he replaced the word "Statue" in the title with "Eggplant", replaced the image with a stock photo of an eggplant, and changed a part of the description to "It is constructed from eggplant and egg with traces of plant." Before it, there was a foreword saying "since you guys dont like my awesome OC pages, i made this, because everyone likes scp-1y3 and if i do what they did i think pppl will like it to! :)" Page was deleted 11 minutes and 18 seconds after being uploaded.
STOP DELETING MY PAHGES!!!: A rant that takes around 15 minutes to read in full. Entirely in caps lock, SCP-998-J rants about how his pages kept getting deleted, that "THEY ARENT EVEN REAL MONSTRERS ANYWAY!!", how Dr. █████ was a "meanie-head", 8 sentences entirely filled with curse words directed at Dr. ████████, and how his father was the "president of the SCP Foundation" (such a rank clearly does not exist) and he would fire everyone if they kept on deleting his pages. Page was deleted 8 minutes and 56 seconds after being uploaded. However, Dr. ███████ had saved a copy of it before deletion and leaked the article to staff throughout the Foundation. Dr. ███████ has since been reprimanded, and despite efforts of the Foundation, the article is still available in select spots not known about yet by us. If one of these copies is found, please report to the ████████████ of your Site so it can be erased.
