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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: As of ██/██/19XX, SCP-XXXX is to be stored at Site-XX in an airtight locker. SCP-XXXX is allowed to be used at any time by anyone As of event 75-SZ (dubbed Event Sigma Omega), all testing involving SCP-XXXX are discontinued involving all personnel named, by birth or change, Jeffery, gender nonapplicable.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to an event that occurs when SCP-XXXX-1 is inserted into a door handle of a suitable building. The building in question must not have any form of ecumene within it. Additionally, the door handle of a said building must be missing. Whether or not the door handle is removed by accident, on purpose, weathering will be deemed suitable at the change in SCP-XXXX-1 whereupon it will try to gravitate (by what means is currently unknown) and fastening itself to the entrance. At such point, SCP-XXXX-1 will attach itself to the door and will make the entryway functional. Once fastened, the building (now deemed a potential SCP-XXXX-2) will be viable for an SCP-XXXX instance. An SCP-XXXX instance will occur if the current possessor of SCP-XXXX-1 tries to open the door using SCP-XXXX-1. The first attempt will greet the user with the sound of a dinner bell and the door will be unlocked. (The user is now called SCP-XXXX-a) SCP-XXXX-a will then turn SCP-XXXX-1 90 degrees clockwise and the doorway will open to reveal a revitalized interior of SCP-XXXX-2 (interior referred henceforth as SCP-XXXX-2a).
SCP-XXXX-2a will be revitalized and decorated with non-anomalous memorabilia (e.g. party hats, streamers, balloons, etc.). In addition, all damage that had been done to SCP-XXXX-2 prior to the event will have been repaired and no trace will exist after the event ends. All timekeeping, navigational, and Internet-enabled devices will fail to function within during the SCP-XXXX instance. However, these devices will function after the event and the time elapsed will equal what was measured with the event. All other devices (e.g. flashlights, cameras, voice recorders, etc.) will continue to function as they do outside of SCP-XXXX-2/2a. Windows within SCP-XXXX-2a will be blacked out (as if it were night) and all lux values cannot permeate the darkness outside. However, if the subject looks hard enough, they will see SCP-XXXX-5 It is not advised that subjects who enter SCP-XXXX-2a look out the windows otherwise. Mirrors will function non-anomalously for SCP-XXXX-a. SCP-XXXX-2a is filled with instances of SCP-XXXX-3. Testing has shown that every instance matches missing victims that later turned up dead during the instance of SCP-XXXX (see Addendum for names, appearance, and era). SCP-XXXX-a can interact with SCP-XXXX-2a and SCP-XXXX-3s physically and vocally. SCP-XXXX-3s are dressed in and vocalize in a similar manner and vernacular to the eras they correspond to but will vocalize in the language most familiar/comfortable to SCP-XXXX-a (recording devices interpret the vocalizations as that of what was heard by SCP-XXXX-a). Additionally, the cognitive function of every SCP-XXXX-3 instance exists parallel to information available to the middle-class/common folk of the time period Modern information/technology introduced by SCP-XXXX-a will either be ignored or [REDACTED].
The SCP-XXXX-a will be greeted by instances of SCP-XXXX-3 with a reaction similar to meeting a celebrity. All food is edible Any and all food offered to SCP-XXXX-a should not be accepted as the results will lead to [REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX-a is referred to by instances of SCP-XXXX-3 as "the guest of honor" and other similar titles.
As the SCP-XXXX event continues, the SCP-XXXX-a will hear another bell (similar to the start of the event) exactly 15 minutes after the SCP-XXXX-a entered the SCP-XXXX-2a. If SCP-XXXX-a leaves SCP-XXXX-2a, they will not be restrained and no other anomalous activity will occur. However, if the bell is heard, SCP-XXXX-a will be lead by SCP-XXXX-3 instances toward the door (SCP-XXXX-2b). If SCP-XXXX-a leaves amicably out of the door, the physical extent of the SPC-XXXX event ends (see Addendum 75-SZ for the additional outcome). 24 hours after an SCP-XXXX event occurs, SCP-XXXX-a will receive a notification (by which has 95% a "thank you" card and 4% a photograph. See Addendum 75-SZ for more information on the 1%) addressed to them specifically. The notification, henceforth known as SCP-XXXX-4, will go into great detail of how the time spent by SCP-XXXX-a was "wonderful" (or other vernacular) and that every instance of SCP-XXXX-3 would "love to see SCP-XXXX-a soon." SCP-XXXX-4 is otherwise non-anomalous and can be discarded with no repercussions.
Addendum 1: Instances of SCP-XXXX events and details (Excluding Event 75-SZ):
| Time Period During SCP-XXXX Event | Location of SCP-XXXX-2 | SCP-XXXX Details | Real-Time Elapsed | SCP-XXXX-4 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1818 | Mauritania, Africa | Sixty Seven (67) Instances of SCP-XXXX-3; dressed accordingly; instances spoke with thick French accents; made mention of Medusa | Fifteen (15) minutes | D-Class 100-88j received an instance of SCP-XXXX-4 within his "meatloaf surprise"24 hours after testing with SCP-XXXX began. The instance of SCP-XXXX-4 (after cleaning) has a glossy black exterior on both sides of the card with gold letter's embossed with the following message: Dear D-100-88j, We were absolutely delighted for you to join us for our celebration. We wish you the best of luck with the [REDACTED] test you have tomorrow. Yours, SCP-XXXX |
| 1847 | Springfield, IL, America, North America | Thirty Nine (39) Instances of SCP-XXXX-3; dressed accordingly; instances had evidence of severe frostbite; SCP-XXXX-2a was heavily furnished with non-anomalous animal pelts (Ursus arctos horribilis, Odocoileus hemionus, Puma concolor); instances wore several layers of animal pelt; | Twelve (12) minutes and fifteen (15) seconds | Photograph was sent featuring the SCP-XXXX-a used for testing (terminated 4 hours later) smiling widely (no photographic evidence was used during this particular exhibition); written on the back was the following phrase: Fun Memories! We miss you SCP-XXXX-a! |
| 1927 | Volga Federal District, Russia, Eurasia | Twenty Six (26) instances of SCP-XXXX-3; dressed accordingly; no other information gathered at the entrance and exit were abrupt; | Two (2) minutes) | A photograph of test subject was taken as a blur. No message was written anywhere on the photograph |
| 1962 | Paupau New Guinea | Forty Five (45) instances of SCP-XXXX-3; dressed accordingly; central bonfire in the center of SCP-XXXX-2a but the fire was non-harmful to the subject's touch yet still cooked non-living food properly; After 10 seconds of apprehension, the guests chose to force the SCP-XXXX-a instance out of the door; subject was not physically agile and was unsuccessful at avoiding this attempt | Fifteen (15) minutes and ten (10) seconds | A torn off notebook page with the word's Don't come back written crudely in what appears to be blood. |
| 19XX | See Addendum 75SZ for information | See Addendum 75SZ for information | See Addendum 75SZ for information | See Addendum 75SZ for information |
Addendum 2: Event 75SZ:
The event took place in 19XX while D-class 10-22-I (nicknamed "Jeffery" by personnel who stated he looked like a "Jeffery") entered an SCP-XXXX-2 in Milwaukee, Ohio. The event rendered much to the same as prior tests. However, the SCP-XXXX-3 instances would mistakingly refer to the D-Class as Jeffery Dahmer, famed murderer born in the same place. Despite the agitation, D-Class 10-22-I was instructed to resist all attempts to leave the SCP-XXXX instance at the 15-minute mark. After the sound of the bell, the SCP-XXXX-3 instances kindly escorted 10-22-I to SCP-XXXX-2b. Resisting their efforts, 10-22-I was backed into a corner. Glancing out of the window of SCP-XXXX-2a, he took notice of SCP-XXXX-5 which entered in and stood behind the now desecrated corpses that were once instances of SCP-XXXX-3. After a slow nod from SCP-XXXX-5, the SCP-XXXX-3 instances became hostile and tore 10-22-I apart and eating his flesh. Through much disapproval, another test occurred (standard) to attest the condition of 10-22-I. In the process, it was discovered that 10-22-I was now an instance of SCP-XXXX-3. Additionally, an SCP-XXXX-4 instance was received addressed to the foundation as follows:
Dear Foundation,
I knew I needed to get away from all of this mess. I know I will be happy here at [REDACTED]. Your free to visit if you'd like.
10-22-I.
