rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a padlocked container in Dr. ████'s room. Object can only be removed with level 2 clearance authorization or higher and for testing reasons only.

Description SCP-XXXX appears to be a roll of toilet paper manufactured by ████. The objects anomalous properties manifest whenever a user attempts to use SCP-XXXX as a normal roll of toilet paper. For every single sheet of SCP-XXXX (designated as SCP-XXXX-1) that comes into contact with a human's urethra or anus, the rate of digesting victuals increases by 5000% for said human (designated as the user), which stacks for every sheet. This usually leads to [DATA EXPUNGED] until the user ends up disemboweling, typically resulting in death. SCP-XXXX cannot be stained in any way or form, as testing has shown that any fluid that comes into contact with SCP-XXXX evaporates instantaneously.

SCP-XXXX was discovered in a public restroom at a ████ in ███, Arizona, circa 2009. Foundation was alerted after reports of extremely violent and gruesome deaths started appearing in the area with no evidence of a murder. Although it was first believed to be the toilet itself that was anomalous, this was proven false quickly after through testing. Witnesses were given class A amnestics and dismissed.