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Item #: SCP-4218
Object Class: Keter
A D Class Personnel's first encounter with SCP-4218. Taken by D-8220-5, May 7th 2011, Vancouver BC.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4218 is currently not contained. A small task force comprised of agents from MTF Pi-1 ("City Slickers") have
been instructed to follow it closely. The movements of SCP-4218 are only known to those affected. For this reason, the small taskforce works closely with Class D personnel in order to track SCP-4218. So far, all attempts of containment have failed.
Description: SCP-4218 is a 2005 Volkswagen Beetle GLS. SCP-4218, or 'Jack Hog' as dubbed by the media after the Ibiza Incident, causes stress-induced suicide in those it interacts with. SCP-4218 frequently dissapears from all forms of detection technology, only to reappear in another part of the world. This movement happens in seemingly random intervals, and no known specific pattern has been seen as of yet. SCP-4218 only relays its most immediate route, usually 1-3 locations, to those it interacts with. SCP-4218 only ever appears in a few select areas around the globe, and only moves when the sun has set in its current local area.
Interaction with SCP-4218 is a process. Primarily, SCP-4218 has to be seen, and following that, it attempts as what can only be described as bribery. Good luck and good fortune follows whoever has seen SCP-4218, and if they accept this, SCP-4218 relays to them its most immediate 1-3 locations. This transfer of information from SCP-4218 to the individual means the process is complete, and the person is almost assured to die at their own hands.
SCP-4218's attempts at bribery may come in many forms. It can range from a mundane event, like winning a sweepstake, or recieving a raise at work the person did not expect, but extreme cases have also been recorded.
D Class personnel have issues recognizing SCP-4218, as sightings are no different than seeing a regular vehicle of the same make and model. Damaging SCP-4218 results in no reaction from it. The only difference post damaging SCP-4218 is that no information about its location is relayed to the individual interacting with it.
The refusal of the 'bribary' has been noted to carry no further effect on the individual. This has caused the Foundation to required all members of the tesk force assigned to SCP-4218 to refuse any and all signs of good fortune prior to their commencment of work with the team.
Once someone has accepted an approach from SCP-4218, and they are fed information on its immediate route, they are seemingly driven deranged. Their top priority becomes spotting SCP-4218 again, in hopes of recieving another relay of information about more locations. If they cannot find SCP-4218 within a few weeks, the stress is overcumbering and leads to their death. The longest recoreded time between an individual's last sighting of SCP-4218 and their suicide is 14 days.
Almost all information gathered on SCP-4218 is derived from the case associated with D-2911-3.
Confirmed sites SCP-4218 is able to appear in. Map updated monthly since 2007
D-2911-3 File
In 2007, D-2911-3 worked with the Pi-1 comprised task force as they tracked SCP-4218.
D-2911-1 viewed SCP-4218 at 4:09PM November 23rd, in Santa Fe, New Mexico. That night, agents stationed outside his motel room got a call. The transcript is still avalable.
Call connects, signal is poor
D-2911-3: You guys said you wouldn't fuck with me.
Class D personnel is shouting, breathing rapidly
Agent W████: Explain your situation, agents haven't been in contact with you.
pause of 22 seconds
Agent W████: Repeating, explain your situation, no agents have left this vehicle.
pause of 35 seconds
Agent W████: Sending agents to your room, repeating, sending agents to your room.
fumbling can be heard before the breathing is audible again
D-2911-3: Stay away from me, please just fucking stay away.
Agent W████: I need to know what happened. We haven't done anything to you.
Class D personnel sounds to be looking for words
D-2911-3: I just got a call, from R██████. She died two years ago. I still grieve for
my little girl every day, and you sick fucks try to get a reaction out of me like this? I've got
a reaction for you.
Disconnection
Two agents were dispached to calm to Class D, but were attacked at his door. He used a small knife to stab one agent, and the other managed to get D-2911-3 to the ground. D-2911-3 remained under constant servailence for the next three days. Confined to a single padded room, he resorted to talking to the camera.
Examples of his screams include:
Ibiza, Siberut, Ibiza, Siberut
I need to go now, take me now
Please, I need to look
After the third day of monitered containment and study, agents agreed to take him. D-2911-3 insisted to be taken to Ibiza first.
The Ibiza Incident, 2007
The SCP-4218 taskforce arrived in Dalt Vila November 27th, 2007. Upon request, D-2911-3 had been given a journal and stationary. Tracking devices were placed on D-2911-3, and he was released to hunt for SCP-4218 as he requested. The team remained closeby, and when his movement finally stopped, they converged on his location.
D-2911-3 had hung himself with a bedsheet from the third story balcony of a hotel overlooking a city square. News crews and police arrived on the scene after Pi-1 cleared it of all important information.
The room that D-2911-3 broke into had been destroyed, and his journal pages ripped out. After removing all they needed, the taskforce was pulled out of Ibiza, and a new Class D personnel assigned to them.
Investigators discovered the only thing the Pi-1 taskforce left behind in their hurried cleaning, a single page of D-2911-3's journal.
The Contents read:
DAD DAD I MISS DAD
I MISS YOU DAD DAD DAD
DAD I MISS YOU DAD
I AM LOOKING
I AM LOOKING
I AM LOOKING
HELP ME FIND YOU DAD
I MISS YOU
JACK HOG
JACK HOG
JACK HOG
JACK HOG
JACK HOG
JACK HOG
JACK HOG
JACK HOG
JACK H
The Pi-1 team continunes to track SCP-4218 with the aid of Class D personnel. There have been no new attempts to contain SCP-4218 as of yet.
