4602

Object #: SCP-4602

Object Class: Super Keter

Threat Level: Blue

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4602 is be given a Cyberpower brand pre-built "gamer" computer with the specifications B-5201. Should this computer fail to boot (either by
parts in the computer failing to function, or electromagnetic interference caused by
foundation electronics, or other SCP entities present at Site-■■■) or SCP-4602-A unable to log on and play with SCP-4602
(due to their computer failing to function, or the foundation's network unable to connect)
SCP-4602 will attempt to breach containment. Task Force Omega-13("The Gamey Gamers")
will be sent to recapture SCP-4602. Failure to successfully recontain SCP-4602 will result in
the anomalous properties of SCP-4602 becoming active.
Object Description
SCP-4602 is a humanoid entity identified as Avery ■■■■■■ from ■■■■■, Louisiana. SCP-4602
was discovered at his home when a 911 call was received from the neighbors following
what was described as "my got damn tv caught on fire after this little shit neighbor
started yelling about not having fun." SCP-4602's anomalous properties become present
when he is unable to play electronic video games with an Edwin ■■■■■■■. Devices
available to the U.S. government will release an electromagnetic shock, which can
possibly cause property damage, and, in [REDACTED] instances, loss of human life.
On 31/02/20■■, a major containment breach occured. [See Addendum] Edwin
is in foundation custody, and appears to not be anomalous in any way apparent to the foundation.
Further testing is being pursued.

Interview 12/02/20■■

Interviewer: Dr. Montagne

Interviewee: SCP-4602

Details: This interview took place shortly after SCP-4602 was taken into foundation custody.
Dr. Montagne: Your neighbors reported a loud screeching noise, followed by their
TV catching on fire.
SCP-4602: Gooobeeee goo baaa lole.
Dr. Montagne: Please co-operate, it is integral to the security of our nation.
SCP-4602: Brrrruh. Bruh. Bruh bruh bruh.
Dr. Montagne: I'm sick of this shit. No one ever thanks me for this kind of bullshit.
SCP-4602: look what I can do with my mouth beeewooowowowowooo

Addendum 1:
SCP-4602 breached containment in what he called, "placing a thermite charge"
He reportedly materialized in the city of [REDACTED], causing the entire power grid
to shut down. This was very difficult to contain as the FBI couldn't use their fucking guns. Brah.
And the Gamey Gamers probably don't even get paid enough for this shit. God fucking dammit.1

1. SCP-4602 is currently undergoing research to identify whether it should be identified
as a Cognitohazard.