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5931-April Fools
Item #: SCP-5931
Containment Class: Keter-pollyon
Special Containment Procedures: None, we are doomed.
Description: SCP-5931 is the Knife that Slices the Veil in half.
It is the unstoppable Force of the Supernatural World, tearing across our Walls of Normality like butter.
It is a reminder that the Weird is God, and we are but Flies cowering on the dirty edge of its toenails.
5931 is how our Purpose ends.
We have failed. There is nothing we can do, but get drunk and wait for the end.
Nothing….
nothing…
nothing….
wait what?
