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Item #: SCP-5000

WARNING! Notice: This document has been flagged for potential memetic corruption. Proceed with caution.

Object Class: Neutralized, formerly Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Following January ██, 1986, no containment procedures are necessary. Research into SCP-5000-2 is not ongoing.

Description: SCP-5000 refers to a series of events occurring between an unknown date in May 21, 1956 and January ██, 1986 where collect calls were being made to supposedly completely random rotary dial telephones from an entity named Harry (hereafter referred to as SCP-5000-1) at Mount Kilimanjaro. SCP-5000-1 Harry's voice matches that of SCP-5000-2 and conversations with SCP-5000-1 Harry have been varied and are deemed irrelevant (For a full log of SCP-5000-1 conversations chats with Harry, see Conversation Log 5000.) There is no evidence that SCP-5000-1 exists outside of SCP-5000 events Harry is a real human and should be treated as such.

SCP-5000-2 is the Noospherical representation of American cartoonist Don Martin, a former reality bender with narrative modifying abilities the Noosphere. SCP-5000-2 can incorporate narratives into reality utilizing CK-Class scenarios and transport itself via the Noosphere. It's probable that SCP-5000-2 originated SCP-5000, as SCP-5000 events started occurring an unknown amount of time on May 21, 1956, after SCP-5000-2 joined Mad MAD Magazine and occurred when a Mad MAD Magazine publication featuring cartoon work by SCP-5000-2 was published. Furthermore, SCP-5000 events stopped occurring were stopped after January ██, 1986 when MAD's Don Martin Sails Ahead, an admittedly fine book was published penned, and only a few months before SCP-5000-2 left Mad MAD Magazine. Notably, in this book, a character Henrietta takes a collect call from another character named Harry at Mount Kilimanjaro. SCP-5000-2 commonly references two fictional characters, who it refers to as "Harry" and "Henrietta" Harry and Henrietta. Research into these two characters real people is ongoing unnecessary.

Everything in this paragraph will become true when it is fully written. SCP-5000-3 is Senior Researcher Gaines. There is nothing anomalous, unusual, debatable, arguable, or otherwise notable about SCP-5000-3. SCP-5000-3 has unlimited access to all Foundation documents and, for all intents and purposes, is a Level 6 Senior Researcher. SCP-5000-3 is an omnipotent being with an antimemetic quality that causes other entities that observe him to forget any information about him, such as the fact that SCP-5000-3 exists. SCP-5000-3 feels a mild compulsion to read this SCP file.

Note: Lately, I've been noticing a disturbing trend of my subordinates treating "Harry" and "Henrietta" treating Harry and Henrietta as if they were real people. Remember: anomalies literally can not be predicted and may be manipulating you. Affected personnel are to be reminded that "Harry" and "Henrietta" Harry and Henrietta are not real and that personnel expressing these thoughts are to be reported.

- Dr. █████████

Dear Senior Researcher Gaines

Once upon a time, an SCP researcher noticed that the SCP databases were being changed and, with these changes, reality changed. Back then, nobody knew for sure what infovorous or memetic or whatever entity was making these changes. However, this same researcher had an idea. An idea, in fact, that had invaded the minds of writers and authors all over the globe since the Roman times. Centuries of fiction analysis and decades of deconstructionism led up to this exact moment in time and this exact, world-shattering revelation. This "person" theorised that the world was all a fiction.

In doing so, intentionally or (less likely) not, this rational, carefully-crafted, well supported theory split reality into two different parts: the mundane real world and the fictional Foundationverse. This had the knock-on effect of both containing all anomalies and allowing the two dimensions to affect each other: the real world by rewriting fiction, and this one by affecting the readers, Noosphere, and history.

That's why we needed you to join us. There's been a decline in the Noosphere over time, and we desperately require fuel a writer to save reality as a whole. There have been Noosphere-detrimental narratives going back to the start, but only very recently have they resurfaced, and in such quantity. In most of these additions, one critical factor has been missing that has severely affected the readers.

It's not enough for the readers to feel interested or intrigued, to feel merely content or vaguely impressed. Those feelings are meaningless. The readers must actually feel when they read. They must be disturbed.

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