SCP-XXXX "We're Lonely Here"
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: This device is to be kept in a closed, locked container at all times. It is not to be kept anywhere near electrical devices or machines. Do not attempt to start or open the device. Any attempt to open any programs on this device will result in immediate demotion.

(THIS IS A WIP)

Description: SCP-XXXX resembles a MacBook Pro computer, though it is lacking a logo and a serial number. When the device is opened, it displays a login screen with the username "RueAdmin". If the password "four" is successfully entered, the device unlocks and displays a screen with a black background and a folder - known as SCP-XXXX-A - in the top right of the screen.

SCP-XXXX-A contains one hundred .exe files with the corresponding number as their file name. Running any of the .exe files, with the exception of thirty.exe, fiftyfive.exe, and onehundred.exe, results in the device shutting down.

Running thirty.exe or fiftyfive.exe opens a window asking for the password for a wifi. Regardless of whether a password is entered or not, SCP-XXXX will connect to a wifi called "thirdhomelyhouse" within thirty seconds. Immediately after this happens, the user of the device will immediately fall into a coma.

Running onehundred.exe opens a chat with █ users, all of which appear to be online. It is possible to communicate with these users. Any attempt to learn anything personal about the users results in no response. Tracking the IP addresses of the users results in the test returning SCP-XXXX’s IP address.

After one to ten minutes of being connected to onehundred.exe, all of the users will post “We’re lonely here” before they appear to go offline. Any message sent after this point will result in one user posting “It’s too dark for us to see you, too quiet for us to hear you, and too cold for us to move to you.” After three attempts, the computer will shut down.

Addendum 01:

Foreword: This was a conversation noted between Agent ██████ and the users of onehundred.exe. Agent ██████ is known as “RueAdmin” in this conversation.
RueAdmin: Hello?
AlisonPrimal: Oh hello there! We haven’t seen you in a while.
RueAdmin: It is nice to see you again…Alison.
dirtyemma: Heyo, new Rue!
lululululu: Hi
RueAdmin: What do you mean by ‘new Rue’?
ohrightdaniel: The last one didn’t tell you, huh? That makes sense, I guess. You don’t need to know though; just socialize with us for a while!
RueAdmin: So, who are you all anyways?
(There is no response.)
RueAdmin: Hello?
dirtyemma: Sorry, I don’t like answering questions like that.
dirtyemma: We’re lonely here.
lululululu: We’re lonely here.
AlisonPrimal: We’re lonely here.
ohrightdaniel: We’re lonely here.
themeaningoflime: We’re lonely here.
RueAdmin: I’m sorry?
themeaningoflime: It’s too dark for us to see you, too quiet for us to hear you, and too cold for us to move to you.
RueAdmin: Do you remember who you are? This is an important question.
AlisonPrimal: It’s too dark for us to see you, too quiet for us to hear you, and too cold for us to move to you.
RueAdmin: What is the last thing you remember doing?
dirtyemma: It’s too dark for us to see you, too quiet for us to hear you, and too cold for us to move to you.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: The computer shut down within seconds of the last message being sent.