Per 
(Eleonor, Cordelia, Cecilia ?) SCP-XXXX-A
Host. A kind sweet lady in her early 60s. Caucasian with greying hair. She is very polite, and positive. Usually speaks in a calm, soothing manner. She's also somewhat excitable though, and lets her excitement out when showing something she finds particularly charming. She speaks with old-fashioned vocabulary and perhaps has an accent?
On rare occasions she might slip in a harsh or cynical comment, however she never drops the kind demeanor while doing so. However, the most notorious aspect about her is her head. It sits on top of her neck, rotated 180 degrees. As such, we only see the back of her head or more specifically, her hair. She behaves normally despite this. The camera cuts whenever this characteristic would obstruct common actions such as eating. Because of limited camera angles used on the snippets, we see her body facing towards us nearly all the time. The camera cuts whenever she moves in a way that would reveal her face.
Segments are found on VHS tapes. They are highly corrupted so much of the footage is impossible to make out. The first one is an example of the most coherent segment, which doubles as the one to set the mood for the others.
“Natural”
[The segment begins with a short compilation of snippets from different episodes. The words ‘Life Hacks with Eleonor’ are superimposed on the footage, accompanied by cheery music. The next shot begins with a zoom into a TV studio set which resembles a kitchen. The music changes to a mellow track which fades into the background, but remains audible. SCP-XXXX-A stands behind the kitchen counter.]
Welcome, welcome everyone! Today I’m gonna be showing you something truly wonderful!
[The audience claps for 10 seconds until SCP-XXXX-A motions at them to stop. She then whispers in a direct tone while pointing at the camera.]
We all know the struggle, we want our children to eat healthy. Nutritious. Food.
[The audience voices agreement. SCP-XXXX-A returns to her normal tone.]
But with so many products in our -very grand- supermarkets, choosing feels like an impossible task. Doesn't it? And worse, all these chemicals! Citric acid, sucrose, protein? I don't want my children to eat none of that!
[The audience voices agreement.]
So what is a good ol’ American mom to do?
Well, I’ve shown you many tests for your food before. Vinegar. Acid baths. Enochian chants. But half the time, those only work for a specific product!
[The audience voices displeasement.]
Fear not, because here at ZZZZ we've found an all encompassing test. And all you need is tape. Marker. And a piece of cloth. It’s that simple!
[SCP-XXXX-A pulls the materials from out of frame.]
Next, the food.
This one is truly special. So, what is a better example than the product that’s taking America by storm? The snack on every suburban home’s pantry. That's right, you guessed it!
[SCP-XXXX-A docks and then lifts a big jar from out of frame. She places it on top of the counter with effort. The jar is full of murky yellow liquid, a dark mass pools at the bottom. ]
Pickled leeches!
[The audience claps and cheers for 10 seconds after the object is revealed. 15 seconds of silence follow. SCP-XXXX-A then raises her hands and shakes them, while letting a squeal out.]
This is so exciting!
[The following minute of the video is corrupted]
So, once you’re done writing you just-
[SCP-XXXX-A grabs the piece of tape in front of her and sticks it in front of the jar with a single motion. She lifts her hand, the words ‘All Natural’ are written on the tape.]
-slap it on! Finally, you cover it with your cloth, wait three minutes and you’re done!
[The camera slowly zooms in towards the covered jar. After one minute there is a cut, during which the jar below the cloth has been changed for a different one of smaller size. The camera continues zooming in for two more minutes. SCP-XXXX-A and the audience remain silent during this, the background music is also temporarily muted.]
Done!
[SCP-XXXX-A lifts the cloth. The jar is now full of green murky liquid. As before, there is a black mass inside. However, this time it fills most of the jar. The labels are clearly different from the previous product and the tape is gone. The audience voices amazement. SCP-XXXX-A opens the jar, the mass inside writhes in response. She picks up three leeches with a spoon.]
So natural they’re still squirmin’! Bon appet-
[SCP-XXXX-A lifts the spoon towards her nape, however the camera cuts midway through the motion. In the next shot the opened jar is closer to the camera, on the left portion of the frame. The words 'Pickled Leeches by ZZZZ’ appear superimposed on the right, with the slogan ‘They wont stop biting for more’ beneath. A hand with three leeches stuck to it holds an empty spoon over the jar. Small text begins scrolling at the bottom of the screen but it is impossible to read. A different, male voice can be heard about to begin speaking but the segment ends before he finishes his first word.]
This last bit would be awesome as an image if I can figure out how to make it
The rest of the examples are much shorter as the rest of the segments are heavily corrupted. All corrupted footage has been cut for brevity.
“Stains”
[SCP-XXXX-A is crouched on the floor, she wears latex gloves and a bandana which obscures her true face. There is a wine stain on the carpet beneath her. SCP-XXXX-A scrubs the stain forcefully with a sponge, she is clearly exhausted.]
That's quite the workout. But sometimes there is no easy way around it.
[SCP-XXXX-A sits on her knees and wipes sweat off her forehead. ]
Don't believe the lies others try to sell you. Sometimes you gotta work hard for it. And once you're done, you keep workin’!
[SCP-XXXX-A crouches down again, and resumes scrubbing. The camera zooms into the stain for a minute. The stain, however, becomes more apparent with each scrub until it has turned bright red.]
That's how we do it in-
[Segment ends.]
03. “Music”
[Unlike all other segments, this one does not feature the normal background soundtrack. Instead it features erratic and arrhythmic music. This music is so loud that it drowns out SCP-XXXX-A and the audience. SCP-XXXX-A is drilling holes into a wooden board before the camera cuts.]
[SCP-XXXX-A is painting another wooden board with black paint. Video cuts.]
[SCP-XXXX-A is placing a clay cylinder on top of a treadmill in order to roll it. Video cuts.]
[SCP-XXXX-A is smashing a toilet with a sledgehammer. She then pulls out a can of red spray paint and begins using it on the shattered remains. Video cuts.]
[SCP-XXXX-A is using a hot glue gun to make a pyramid out of baby doll heads. Once done, she begins sprinkling glitter over said pyramid. Video cuts.]
[SCP-XXXX-A is nailing real feathers onto a wall of the set. More than ¾ of the wall is covered at this point. Small dribbles of blood are pouring out of some of the holes. Video Cuts.]
[SCP-XXXX-A is gutting a bison. She pulls several organs out, all of which appear to be made out of plastic. The audience is vocalizing something although it is unclear due to the music. Video cuts. Several witnesses have stated that the audience was ‘clearly laughing” during this.]
[SCP-XXXX-A hangs a dreamcatcher from one her hands, and uses the other one to motion at the item. Segment ends.]
“Microwave”
[SCP-XXXX-A is wearing a blue jumpsuit and a red bandana tied over her hair. There is a toolbox and a microwave on the counter.]
Don't let them tell you you can't do anything. Let's prove that we-
[The next 45 seconds of footage are cut. The jumpsuit now has several stains and there is a pipe on the counter, yellow liquid drips from both ends.]
What to do now? Well, you don't have to worry about not finding the right tool any longer. You just-
[SCP-XXXX-A grabs a screwdriver out of the toolbox and throws it into the microwave.]
Chuck it in there! Now-
[The video cuts, the next shot is a close up of the microwave. Sparks and fire are seen within. Smoke comes out of the vents on top. There is another cut and the fire is no longer visible. SCP-XXXX-A opens the door and grabs a wrench from within, the interior of the microwave is perfectly clean. The shot widens, SCP-XXXX-A begins using the wrench on the pipe to separate it into different segments. More yellow liquid seeps out as she does.]
It's that simple! All done, and with no help from no m-
[The video cuts and returns to the shot of the microwave, which is now on fire. The door is partially open and an assault rifle pokes out, unable to fully fit in. The audience claps and cheers in a frenzy until the segment ends.]
All segments:
Kitchen: “Organic”
Cleaning: “Stain”
Health: “Charcoal”
Arts and Crafts: “Music”
Beauty: “Mask”
Home: “Microwave”
Gardening: "Green"
Finance: "Insurance"
Make sure not all of them have commentary? Have one or two that are just absurd or dark humor.
Short timeline of an event when videos go viral online. They spread very fast and are anonymously favored by algorithms. The foundation intervenes, takes down all videos and amnestisizes all witnesses. There are confirmed deaths due to the spread of the videos as people try to replicate their contents. There is a short interview with the lady who uploaded the videos from an SCP-XXXX instance she found. She tried the “how to get rid of nail polish” hack. The interview shows how she's convinced all the videos are trustworthy and is unaware of what she did to herself.
The final addendum notes that all SCP-XXXX tapes found after this event are now different. The segments no longer contain dialogue. They have many cuts which makes them much shorter. Finally, the “gardening” and “finance” sections have been replaced by a “Content farming” section.
