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Item #: SCP-4297

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4297 is currently held in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██. The cell is not to be equipped with video surveillance cameras, or any other kind of optical tools, as SCP-4297 should not at any point be visually observed by anyone other than Researcher ███████. The containment cell has been decorated by SCP-4297 in a minimalist Scandinavian style with some tasteful 1980's influences, showcasing SCP-4297's great talent for interior design; something you can tell she is really passionate about. Though no-one is to enter SCP-4297's containment cell other than Researcher ███████, all of his activity inside the containment cell and any interaction between him and SCP-4297 is to be closely monitered by any non-visual means possible by Level 2 staff or higher.

Description: SCP-4297 appears to be a young adult human female, slightly below average stature, with long straight black hair (though it was dyed red at the time of her recovery, which has been reported to make her considerably sexy) and three beautiful brown eyes. SCP-4297 weighs approximately ███ kg, which is a perfectly fine weight and does not impact her physical health. Most of this weight is concentrated in SCP-4297's neck, which she is very self-conscious about. Even though this is not considered a noteworthy flaw in the slightest, SCP-4297 more than makes up for it with her other features. For example, SCP-4297 appears to have an [REDACTED] the size of a small family car.

SCP-4297 was born in ████████ on ██/██/199█ to parents of █████ and ██████ descent. It was during her education at █████ High School that she started to display anomalous properties. Male students that mocked or otherwise picked on SCP-4297, for what admittedly are only minor flaws, would be found in the school's bathrooms, with their eyes seemingly scratched out by their own doing. SCP-4297 was brought to the attention of the Foundation when liberal arts colleges started receiving applications by a bright young woman, whose headshot was described as "extremely unsightly" or "frighteningly hideous" by admissions officers. When these assholes weren't treated with a Class-C amnesiac, they would go on to retreat to a secluded place and scratch their eyes out. As they should.

SCP-4297 now appears to elicit these reactions from any human male, aside from Researcher ███████. Before Researcher ███████'s assignment to SCP-4297, she would respond calm and docile to heterosexual female personnel. However, as the young Researcher ███████ entered her lonely containment cell for the first time, his hair flowing in the wind1 and his shirt buttoned down to expose his rich chest hair, SCP-4297 knew that she had found the one. Researcher ███████ wasn't like all those other guys; Researcher ███████ does not seem to be affected by SCP-4297's primary effect.

SCP-4297 and I have entered into a romantic relationship. SCP-4297 will now respond with extreme violence to anyone who attempts to interact with her, aside from me. Though SCP-4297 has no legs, her abundance of strong arms should make her a substantial danger to any personnel threatening to destroy our beautiful love.

Addendum: Portion of recorded transcript of Incident 4297-A

<Begin Log>

Researcher ███████: Hey honey, I'm back. I got you those ███████ you wanted from the break room.

SCP-4297: Thanks…
Researcher ███████: Is there something wrong?
SCP-4297: I'm… I can't stop thinking about going home. I really want to go home.
Researcher ███████: I know. We'll get out of here some day, you know that. We'll go home together.
SCP-4297: Yes, you've said that before. Who says I won't get shot the moment you open those doors for me?
Researcher ███████: You're strong, you can take them.
SCP-4297: I'm not bulletproof.
Researcher ███████: Sorry.
SCP-4297: [incomprehensible]
Researcher ███████: You'll be okay.
SCP-4297: Really?
<silence>
Researcher ███████: [REDACTED]?
SCP-4297: Yes?
Researcher ███████: Can I give you a kiss?
<kissing, heavy breathing, a belt being unbuckled>

<End Log>

Any future interaction resembling Incident 4297-A is to be broken up immediately by any means possible, followed by the termination of Researcher ███████.