Experiment Log 914 - Festiv test replacements

List

Tests

0508 - frozen coolant -

0535 - healing red sphere -

0541 - room expander (with note from Lunar) - Kai

0558 - AI cores -

0606 - two water guns (with note from Cleveland) -

0626 - nothing - Cleve

0642 - D6/D1 - Nitsche

0679 - Dar-Be-Ceen (with notes from Darby, Lombardi, and S.) -

0734 - Nukea revival - Kai, many errors, to reformat test

0762 - honeycomb test (with note from Veritas) - Akchote

1100-04 - collab - suggestion to remove test entirely

1199 - duplicate -

Notes

0594 - Note: Considering the context of the input i think that was one of the better outcomes. - Researcher Festiv - suggestion to remove note entirely

0720 - Note: Annnnd we have a death, one of the recipes is "D-Class disaster", when D-35456 found that recipe he managed to obtain a gun and blow his brains out onto a plate. -Researcher Festiv - suggestion to remove note entirely

0734 - Note: Just to be safe I had "Nukea" placed in a humanoid holding cell with food and water untill we know if it's really him or something else. -Researcher Festiv - suggestion to reformat test and remove note entirely

1045 - Note: As it turns out, if no embarrassing thing is said for 1-5 hours, the whiteboard will take a random embarrassing thing from the past. - Researcher Festiv - suggestion to remove note entirely

0508

0535

0541

0558

0606

0626

**Name:** Researcher Alex Guymon
**Date:** 18/04/2019
**Items:** Six badminton racquets, three shuttlecocks

**Input:** Two badminton racquets, one shuttlecock
**Setting:** 1:1
**Output:** Two tennis racquets, a round object resembling a scaled-down tennis ball.

//Note: I mean, the thought counts. - A. Guymon//

**Input:** Two badminton racquets, one shuttlecock
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Two squash racquets, optimized to reduce friction. The shuttlecock appears to have been dismantled, with the feathers attached to the handle of the racquets.

**Input:** Two badminton racquets, one shuttlecock
**Setting:** Very Fine
**Output:** Outwardly unchanged badminton racquets and shuttlecock. When the racquets are held by two people, both people are unable to remove the racquets from their dominant hand. The only way to undo the effect is to play a standard game of badminton. 

//Note: Being forced to play a game, whether you like it or not, is not fun. - A. Guymon//

0642

**Name:** Guest Researcher Pukotta; D-54121
**Date:** 23/04/2019
**Total Items:** Twenty-one loaded dice

**Input:** Six weighted dice
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A miniature colourless magic cube. The sides are distinguished by varying weights instead of the usual coloured stickers. 113 pips are chaotically distributed over all sides of the output and do not correspond to the weight of the cubies.

**Input:** Five loaded dice
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** Fifty small quadratic plates made out of the same synthetic material as the input. Each of them features an engraved copy of the faces of the playing card deck //Industrie und Glück//, traditionally used in the Austro-Hungarian Empire to play Tarock. The four kings of the original deck do not appear in the output.

**Input:** Four loaded dice
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A loaded [*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6mb%C3%B6c gömböc], resembling  [*http://www.gomboc.eu/en/site.php?menuId=12&hirId=100 model 400]. Eighty-four pips are distributed unequally on the two sides which are facing upwards on the original gömböc 400. Due to the output's uneven distribution of mass, it is not considered a proper gömböc. Additionally, the test result stands on one of the dotted faces in its resting state.

**Input:** Three loaded dice
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A polyhedron with eighteen faces of different area and shape. The output can not be used as a proper 18-sided die, due to its irregular form. 153 pips are distributed evenly on the sides of the test result and correspond inversely proportional to the area of the face they are printed onto.

**Input:** Two loaded dice
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** One white solid and one black hollow dice. The total mass of the output is equal to the total mass of the input. Both dice contain a cognitohazard on one face. Subjects, who directly touch the cognitohazardous face and lift the die, conjecture the die to be loaded. This effect is reversible by touching the die anywhere else and lifting it. Neither die is loaded or dotted.

**Input:** One loaded die
**Setting:** Fine
**Output:** A ball with a single dot printed onto it.

//Note: I have to admit, I am disappointed in 914's last output. The five outputs before this were interesting and took different takes on the concept of the input, but this "one-sided die"... 914 ran dry of ideas. - Guest Researcher Pukotta//

0679

0734

0762

1100-04

1199