9563rj's SCPs

SCP One- Anomaly Box

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in Dr. ████ ████████'s desk for further usage.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 15cm x 10cm x 8cm willow box possessing anomalous properties. When the box's lid is closed, any normally anomalous item placed within the box will be temporarily non-anomalous, until lid is opened and object removed, then re-obtaining respective properties. Usage authorized for containment, testing phase concluded.

SCP Two- Hot Pockets

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard dresser made of heat-resistant materials, asbestos interior preferred. If asbestos is used, standard safety precautions are to be taken to avoid lung damage while near containment vessel. Scranton Reality Anchors are not to be present within affection radius.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a size 14 men's jeans of Levi brand. The interior of the front pockets of SCP-XXXX are always at a temperature of absolute maximum. The opening of the pocket possesses an anomalous thermal barrier, possibly reality bending, preventing this temperature from reaching anything outside the object.

SCP Three- WWII Veteran Medic, invincible with anomalous kit

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A is to be contained at a standard humanoid containment cell at any available site. SCP-XXXX-A has been compliant with the Foundation's transfer requests. Usage of SCP-XXXX-B-3 has been cleared for moving SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A will be fed a standard leftover meal from the cafeteria from the respected site as needed¹. SCP-XXXX-B is to be kept with SCP-XXXX-A in his containment cell. While Process SCP-XXXX-1 is occuring, no Scranton Reality Anchors may be in affection radius.

Description: SCP-XXXX-A, name Joseph Walter, is, at time of writing, a 109-year old male WWII US Marine Company [REDACTED] combat medic of Belgian lineage. SCP-XXXX-B is SCP-XXXX-A's medical kit, possessing anomalous items. Anomalies of SCP-XXXX manifested on ████ ██, 1965. Possible causes for this may be [REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX-A on this date gained the ability to cure all illnesses and inflictions, as well as extend lifespan by one year, on himself and others by inserting a chocolate-glazed steel needle weighing at least 35 grams into the upper arm of the subject in question. The needle will then annihilate, and subsequent energy is channeled by reality bending to SCP-XXXX-C, a star approximately ███.█ light years from Sol. SCP-XXXX-C will use this energy to produce a supernova-like event, jettisoning outer layers and condensing hydrogen from this energy to replace them² After this sequence of events³ the individual whom the needle was placed into will be cured of all illnesses and/or injuries, and will have his/her lifespan increased by one year. SCP-XXXX-A has used this to gain his current age of 109 years.

SCP-XXXX-B contains three items, further named SCP-XXXX-B-1 through seven. All items in SCP-XXXX-B are of WWII era. SCP-XXXX-B-1 is an antique morphine injection syringe that has infinite morphine and will instantaneously and completely numb all parts of an individual injected. Once injected, SCP-XXXX-B-1 will re-seal and refill itself. SCP-XXXX-B-2 is a tin of antiseptic paste of unknown composition⁴ that is capable of completely sterilizing a wound, while not harming bodily cells at all. SCP-XXXX-B-3 is a roll of gauze approximately three meters long, that when used to dress a bleeding wound⁵ with SCP-XXXX-B-2 applied to it, the subject to which the object is applied gains the ability to instantaneously teleport to a location of their choice, after which the subject will lose this ability.

Footnotes

1. SCP-XXXX-A feels hunger, however, in compliance with anomalous properties, does not actually need food to survive, however, will have starvation symptoms if not fed.

2. Volume of outer layers jettisoned is corresponding to the amount of energy released from the annihilation. Thus, a larger needle will result in a larger event.

3. Process SCP-XXXX-1

4. Manifested 1965, was nonexistant prior.

5. Degree of bleeding does not matter.