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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to stay in a containment chamber big enough for SCP-XXXX to move in. SCP-XXXX's cell must have video surveillance cameras and electronic door security. SCP-XXXX is to be taken out once a day to indoor vehicle testing track 73 for regular driving. SCP-XXXX is also to have one D-class personnel member to sit in the room to communicate with. A morse code translater is required to be in the room for SCP-XXXX to communicate to said D-class personnel member. D-class personnel are not to spend more than one hour with SCP-XXXX, as D-class personnel members are needed for other tests.
SCP-XXXX is to be washed two times per month, and is to be re-fueled two times per day even if empty tank light is not on.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Mercedes-Benz Baureihe. SCP-XXXX reveals anomalous properties by:
- being x10 more fuel efficient than what is possible by thermodynamic laws.
- being able to drive by itself with no apparent brain, or method of processing information.
- being able to use any fuel.
- can communicate with morse code via honking its horn.
- engine is made of an unknown material.
- can drive faster than the friction capability of the wheels.
- has a rambunctious personality and needs to be taken out for routine driving on test track 73.
SCP-XXXX consistently communicates to people using morse code and has a personality of considerable excitability.
Electron microscope reading of the engine composition of SCP-XXXX has revealed [REDACTED]. observation of SCP-XXXX's components using MRI scanning has revealed SCP-XXXX's components to move. These movements are conducted though SCP-XXXX's components gaining momentum from an unidentified source.
SCP-XXXX consistently jumps up and down, drives in circles, or asks the camera's nicely in morse code, "I'm bored, can I go on that track again?". SCP-XXXX has said it likes to do these things because, "This is an one time opportunity at being a car".
Addendum:
SCP-XXXX was recovered from an Mercedes-Benz Baureihe factory in town ██████, on ██/██/19██. An interview from the overseeing worker is as followed:
Interview of Worker 12
Begin Log:
Dr. ██████: Hello Im doctor ██████, and I will be interviewing you today about SCP-XXXX. A car you made in your factory.
Worker 12: Well I had no idea we would make a car that drove itself. All I wanted to do was to keep work moving, I know It was against protocol, but I needed to make enough cars by the end of the day to get my paycheck!
Dr. ██████: We aren't concerned about what regulations you broke. We are conscerned about how you made that car.
Worker 12: Well I was overseeing operations of the car you were talking about. Some idiot decided to try to un-jam the completely automated system for casting the parts. He pushed the iron melting pot to un-jam it, but he fell into it when it got unstuck. He was always too excitable, I guess that's how he met his end. I wanted to keep moving, so I told the workers to hit the button to cast the parts anyway. We didn't do anything different to the metal, other than that guy mucking up our ratios.
Dr. ██████: Did you notice anything strange when you casted the parts?
Worker 12: Well the metal did look a little different, kinda brown like a shiny dirt. It also didn't stick to the casting channels, and there was no metal left over after casting, which never happens. I didn't question it because there was work to be done. When we tested the metal it exceeded the quality benchmark required, so we marked it as passed inspection.
Dr. ██████: Thank you for you're time I got the answers I need.
End log.
Conclusion: When SCP-XXXX was questioned about its origins again with memory prompts by Worker 12, it gave answers that backed up Worker 12's story.
SCP-XXXX was given an interview before the interview of Worker 12 to find out its origins, but gave no results.
Interview of Worker 12
Begin Log:
Dr. ██████: Hello SCP-XXXX Im doctor ██████. I am here to ask you if you can remember why you are a car, and If you were… well born this way, are there more of you?
*SCP-XXXX starts communicating in morse code. translation is as follows:*SCP-XXXX: I haven't thought of having a name, so I guess SCP-XXXX will do. I don't remember how I was made. I know for sure I wasn't born.
Dr. ██████: Can you try to remember any details?
SCP-XXXX: I remember working in a factory…
*SCP-XXXX's morse code stops for a moment.*
SCP-XXXX: and I wasn't a car. I also remember being the way I am now, just way less eager and excited.
Dr. ██████: Anything else?
SCP-XXXX: I can't think of anything else. I'll let you know if I do.
Dr. ██████: Thank you for your time.
End log.
Conclusion: SCP-XXXX has developed a memory loss that addresses events before it was a car.
SCP-XXXX is able to burn any fuels at any rate. SCP-XXXX can burn any combustable fuel, but deviants of this rule are:
- electricity
- explosives
- sunlight
- uranium
- matter mixed with antimatter
- ATP (organic fuel source)
SCP-XXXX has stated it cannot burn fuels without required materials. Examples include:
- burnable fuels need air
- matter needs sufficient antimatter
- plutonium needs to be in "miniature bomb format"
- explosives that require electricity to detonate require SCP-XXXX to have a full battery.
Antimatter is yet to be tested with SCP-XXXX, Including Uranium, and sunlight has proven to be inefficient.
SCP-XXXX has stated it cannot use plutonium by itself without the plutonium fizzling.
Tests were done with SCP-XXXX to see if it could burn these fuels. Tests are as follows:
Test A - ██/██/19██
Subject: SCP-XXXX
Procedure: SCP-XXXX is to be given 250ml mix of powdered wood and lighter fluid. SCP-XXXX is to drive at 200mph in neutral until fuel runs out.
Results: SCP-XXXX burns mixture. mixture burns for ██ seconds, considerably less efficient than gas.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX can burn primitive non explosive fuels and still run.
Test B - ██/██/19██
Subject: SCP-XXXX
Procedure: SCP-XXXX is to be given 250ml of ANFO. SCP-XXXX is to drive at 200mph in neutral until fuel runs out.
Results: SCP-XXXX burns mixture. mixture burns for ██ seconds multiple times more efficient than gas. No negative impacts to engine, or SCP-XXXX's systems.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX can burn highly explosive fuel with no repercussions.
Test C - ██/██/19██
Subject: SCP-XXXX
Procedure: SCP-XXXX is to be given 250ml mix of liquid hydrogen and oxygen (rocket fuel). Mix is inserted using pressurized pump, no negative effects to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is to drive at 200mph in neutral until fuel runs out.
Results: SCP-XXXX burns mixture. Tailpipe on SCP-XXXX releases enough by-product to launch SCP-XXXX at a barrier killing ██ personnel. SCP-XXXX stays intact and keeps burning fuel for ███ seconds, ██ times longer than conventional gasoline.
Analysis: Dr. ██████ "Jesus christ. The barriers were supposed to hold." Incident report regarding crashing of SCP-XXXX was filed as a "Mistake where SCP-XXXX is not at fault in this incident.". SCP-XXXX has apologized repeatedly after said incident.
