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Item #: SCP-6969-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6969-1-J is to be allowed to go about his regular routine as a site researcher for Site-19. Staff are to be informed to avoid the topic of SCP-6969-1-J’s full biological name when speaking to him as to avoid the effects of SCP-6969-J.
Description: SCP-6969-J is a memetic anomaly attached to Dr.Hunt’s (who will hereby be referred to as SCP-6969-1-J) full biological name that when said directly or thought about in certain contexts will cause others to feel intensely embarrassed or irritated when thinking about SCP-6969-1’s name. SCP-6969-1-J is an unfunny asshole who seems incapable of coming up with new jokes
Addendum 6969-1: Transcript of conversation between SCP-6969-1-J and Dr.██████.
SCP-6969-1-J: Hey, ████, say my name and then ‘itches.’
Dr.██████: Mike itches?
SCP-1-J: No, no, no, my full name and then the word ‘itches.’
Dr.██████: Mike Hunt itches.
Dr.██████ appears briefly confused before noticeably blushing. SCP-6969-1-J obnoxiously laughs for 1 minute without disruption.
Addendum 6969-2: Transcript of message from Site Director ████████ over facility-wide intercoms.
Site Director ████████: Will-
Site Director ████████ pauses and lets out a drawn-out sigh.
Site Director ████████: Will Mike Hunt please report to my office to discuss recent performance issues.
