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BACKGROUND: On █/12/198█, the Black Mesa Research Facility sold approximately 1 square mile of usable space to the SCP Foundation. This area became known as Site-03, and operated clandestinely, under the cover of still being owned and operated by the Black Mesa Corporation. It remained breach-free and stable until █/23/202█, when several high-danger objects were on site for transfer to Site-19.

The specific areas under Foundation control were Sector L, an office and research complex, and Sector J, a high security storage area formerly operated by the United States Marine Corps. Sector L became Sector A Low Security Containment, and Sector J became Sector B High Security Containment, with B housing Keter-class anomalies and A Euclid/Safe. Exact records of anomalies kept on-site have been lost due to database errors, but recovered documents shown below demonstrate objects known by the Foundation to have been on-site at the time of Incident 03-Alpha.

SCP-####	LOCATION	STATUS
SCP-012	SECTOR A	TERMINATED
SCP-035	SECTOR B	TERMINATED
SCP-049	SECTOR A	TERMINATED
SCP-055	SECTOR A	UNKNOWN
SCP-076	SECTOR A	RECOVERED VIA FOUNDATION NETWORK, CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS UPDATED
SCP-096	SECTOR B	RECOVERED
SCP-106	SECTOR B	RECOVERED
SCP-148	SECTOR A/B1	RECOVERED
SCP-173	SECTOR A	RECOVERED
SCP-207	SECTOR A	TERMINATED/RECOVERED2
SCP-294	SECTOR A	RECOVERED
SCP-343	OFFSITE3	SEE FOOTNOTE
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content
cell-content	cell-content	cell-content

INCIDENT 03-ALPHA: During a routine cleaning procedure on SCP-173's cell, a minor computer error resulted in total security failure across multiple containment areas, releasing approximately 23 individual objects from containment. This resulted in hundreds of casualties and prompted a temporary State of Emergency in the states of New Mexico, Colorado, and Oklahoma under the guise of a nuclear meltdown in the Black Mesa Research Facility.

The breach was eventually resolved when, with no other options, Director of Personnel Jack Bright detonated the on-site nuclear warhead in an attempt to stop SCP-682 from leaving the area unimpeded. This resulted in the loss of 8 SCP objects and any personnel still in the field.

Why were so many objects at Site-03 anyway? It was a covert facility, moving that much stuff in can't have been good for concealment; plus it was right next to a major civilian research center. Who the hell knows how many casualties could have resulted if the tram system hadn't been rerouted? Goddamn monkey, Bright.

- Dr. Baker

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TIMELINE OF MAJOR EVENTS DURING SITE-03 CONTAINMENT FAILURE

| 05:00 AM - SITE-03 PERSONNEL LEAVE DORMITORIES AND BEGIN WORK DAY
| 09:32 AM - LUNCH BREAK - CLASS D PERSONNEL ARE ALLOWED INTO CAFETERIA
| 10:11 AM - ABNORMAL ACTIVITY DETECTED IN SCP-076 CONTAINMENT AREA
| 10:15 AM - SCP-173 CELL CLEANING PROCEDURE BEGINS - TWO CLASS-D PERSONNEL AND ONE SECURITY OFFICER (AGENT LIMBONT) ENTER SCP-173'S CONTAINMENT CHAMBER
| 10:18 AM - MULTIPLE CONTAINMENT FAILURES REPORTED - SCP-173 CONFIRMED BREACHED, SITE-03 ENTERS LOCKDOWN
| 10:20 AM - SCP-096'S CONTAINMENT CHAMBER REPORTS CATASTROPHIC FAILURE
| 11:39 AM - MOBILE TASK FORCE E11 "NINE TAILED FOX" ENTERS FACILITY, BEGINS RESCUE AND RECONTAINMENT EFFORTS
| 11:59 - SCP-096 IS CONFIRMED TO HAVE ESCAPED - MULTIPLE RECON SATELLITES TASKED WITH MAINTAINING CONTACT
| 12:48 PM - SCP-682 ESCAPES HEAVY DUTY CONTAINMENT AREA, ALPHA AND OMEGA WARHEAD DETONATION AUTHORIZED
| 1:00 PM - ALPHA AND OMEGA WARHEADS DETONATE; ALL PERSONNEL AND SCP OBJECTS ON SITE PRESUMED DESTROYED
| 1:48 PM - MOBILE TASK FORCE N7 "HAMMER DOWN" ENTERS AREA IN RADIOACTIVITY GEAR; RECONTAINS 23 SURVIVING SCPS AND A LIVING SAMPLE OF SCP-682'S SURVIVING TISSUE
| 2:00 PM - ALL CONFIRMED TRACES OF SCP-682'S BIOLOGICAL SUBSTANCES ARE REMOVED
| 2:38 PM - SCP-106 RECONTAINED IN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO
| 3:11 PM - SCP-173 AND SCP-096 RECOVERED IN NEVADA DESERT⁴
| 3:12 PM - BLACK MESA RESEARCH FACILITY TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE LOSS OF SITE-03, PUBLICLY CALLING IT "A SEVERE FAILURE IN AN EXPERIMENTAL NUCLEAR POWER PLANT"

CONFIRMED SCP OBJECTS DESTROYED: 8
CONFIRMED STAFF CASUALTIES: 548
UNCONFIRMED CASUALTIES/MISSING STAFF: 12
SURVIVING PERSONNEL: 38

O5 NOTES: While the loss of Site-03 is regrettable, it has taught the Foundation something. It taught us that while we have failsafes in place for escaped objects, combining several highly dangerous anomalies haphazardly and in such close proximity as in Site-03 is unacceptable. Further containment protocols are being drafted in order to prevent a second containment breach of this magnitude.

Dr. Bright is being reprimanded for wasting a nuclear warhead and nearly compromising secrecy.

- O5-3

Due to the containment failure, Foundation agents are currently working at every possible opportunity to halt the spread of information related to the Black Mesa Research Facility and the containment failure. At present, all references to the facility have been removed from online and historical sources, and records of the Site-3 transfer have been scrubbed from Black Mesa's records. Employees who formerly worked in and around Sectors L and J
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Footnotes

1. SCP-148's primary containment area was in Sector A, but per SCP-035's containment protocol and experimental containment provisions for other objects, a substantial amount of it was present in Sector B.

2. Much of the SCP-207 the Foundation possessed was destroyed due to the nuclear detonation. However, three living staff members and Class-D personnel were found to possess SCP-207, having used it to evade hostile entities.

3. SCP-343 was, at the time of the breach, not contained in Site-03; however, upon being told security was being heightened due to a containment failure, it moved to Site-03 after the nuclear warheads had gone off and assisted recontainment efforts. Once these were complete, it returned to its containment area willingly.

4. When found, the objects seemed to be in a kind of "Mexican Standoff," with SCP-096 looking at SCP-173's 'feet' and SCP-173 turned 180 degrees away from SCP-096.