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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment room with limited outside exposure. SCP-XXXX is to be provided near constant television and movie entertainment through the television provided in it's containment. Entertainment is to consist of media produced between the years of 1969 and 2000. Any media made after January 1, 2000 is not to be shown to SCP-XXXX under any circumstances outside of testing. Media released before December 31, 1969 may be shown, however SCP-XXXX shows far less interest in media before this point. The only media blacklisted is American animated sit-com Family Guy. Should SCP-XXXX request a particular piece of media that meets the criteria, it may be shown said media upon current researcher's vocal approval. SCP-XXXX's diet consist mostly of common American junk food and food from requested fast-food chains in America. While sodas, orange juice, and water can all be provided to SCP-XXXX when requested without prior approval, SCP-XXXX containment is to remain fully stock with beer of an alcohol content less than 5%. This diet is never to be altered or changed without written permission from the on-site lead researcher.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2 meter tall, obese looking humanoid entity resembling the main character, Peter Griffin, on American animated sit-com Family Guy. SCP-XXXX head appears to resemble a rubber mask in the likeness of Peter Griffin, however tissue samples confirmed that the head of SCP-XXXX is made of flesh like the rest of it's body. SCP-XXXX prefers to spend it's time watching television and movies; and drinking alcoholic beverages, most preferably beer.
SCP-XXXX, while possessing intelligence of an average human, converses in a much different manner than humans. This has lead to interviewing SCP-XXXX being a very difficult task. If SCP-XXXX is focused on a human, conversation can happen normally. However, SCP-XXXX will often trail of or start speaking to itself mid-conversation with research staff.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties take affect when interacting with other entities. When given proper conversational setup, SCP-XXXX will initiate a "cut-away" event. The "cut-away" event starts with SCP-XXXX laying out a formulaic sentence structured around the remembrance or likening-to of something. Should a subject, in this event labeled SCP-XXXX-2, be involved in the setup they will be transported to what is believed to be a pocket dimension controlled by SCP-XXXX. This dimension is referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is very rarely the same location. This has lead some research to theorize that a new instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is created with each "cut-away" event. Whatever event was setup by SCP-XXXX for the "cut-away" event will play out uninterrupted inside SCP-XXXX-1. Anything that happens to SCP-XXXX inside SCP-XXXX-1 is reversed or never seemed to happen to SCP-XXXX. Anything that happens to SCP-XXXX-2 during a "cut-away" event persist. So far including, eating, changing of clothes, and bodily harm. However, any objects from SCP-XXXX-1 that were brought with SCP-XXXX-2 quickly disappear after the end of a "cut-away" event.
SCP-XXXX's "cut-away" events can often refer to popular media. Media released after January 1, 2000 is not to be shown to SCP-XXXX, after an event where actor █████████████ appeared after being referenced in a "cut-away" event. It is believed by research staff that watching a recent film allowed SCP-XXXX to connect with the modern actor, as previously referenced real life people had never appeared after a "cut-away". It is now believed by research staff that actors seen in movies older than twenty years are a safe enough distance in time to prevent SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects from reaching modern day actors.
Despite SCP-XXXX looking to be an obese male, when enraged it seems to possess a high level of strength, speed, and even teleportation abilities. This was first observed during a test in which SCP-XXXX was shown episodes of Family Guy. The experiment was trying to convince SCP-XXXX that it came from a cartoon show. However SCP-XXXX grew enraged, repeatedly stating how "disgusting [their] family looked". SCP-XXXX lashed out at research staff. It's attacks were described as looking like a cartoon fight, with quick sudden movements. However when attacks landed on research staff, the force behind SCP-XXXX attacks easily liquefied internal organs, and even torn bodies in-half. SCP-XXXX even moved in ways that infer it can teleport when not directly observed. When hiding behind the couch in it's containment, SCP-XXXX was able to appear behind containment teams entering on the opposite side of the room.
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