A Really Radical Hat

Item #: SCP-BMX-XXXX-MegaAlpha1 (SCP-XXXX)
Object Class: TUBULAR Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX has to be kept in a really LAME-ASS safe tha-

—whachu sayin' bro? —

nah bruh that sounds straight up DUMB.

whatchu mean I gott

MAAAAAN F███ protocol man that ain't tight at all.

Listen to yourself dude "OH yOU GoTTTA FoLLoW PrOtOcOL!!" what are you dude some sorta SQUARE

Okay yo- y- you know what fine all do it your way

SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a "Standard Anomaluos Item Storage" (still pretty lame tho) on Site 43 (best site EVVAAAH Site 19 is for b████es)