A Stereotypical Note in a bottle witha Stereotypical Genie Inside!

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX should be kept in a 4 by 4 by 4 cubicle, sound-proofed and in a room surrounded by airlocks. The room should have no ventilation system. Security should be restricted to Class B & C Personnel ONLY. SCP-XXXX should be interacted with on a weekly basis, after an interaction, personnel should be subject to physiatric evaluation to check for anomalous effects. If personnel show any sign wanting to harm SCP-XXXX, personnel should be terminated immediately. In case of the appearance of SCP-XXXX-1, all airlocks are to be secured and should remain so until a new vessel is found and given to SCP-XXXX

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a glass bottle with an old, but firm piece of parchment inside. The Bottle is labeled as, “Produced by Dr. Wondertainment” "Your Own Talking Bottle! Real Genie Inside!" Anomalous behavior begins when the parchment is taken out, as soon as it is taken out, scrawly writing will appear on the paper. “Hello! Welcome! I am Xeroxsis! Write anything on this paper and I will write back! The “replies” are never repeated and although meaning well, are usually sarcastic and quirky to some extent. The being inside the bottle has shown to be able to tell the future and inflict moral and mental harm (see test log). When the bottle is broken, instead of it shattering it usually dissipates into thin air. After this happens, a figure composed of CO2 rises from the remaining paper and proceeds to wreak havoc on the space around it. This figure is designated SCP-XXXX-1, it seems to have the properties of air and can move through ventilation systems and even the smallest crack in the wall. Unlike SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1 is capable of speech and has often been observed spouting gibberish. SCP-XXXX-1 can be contained by replacing the bottle and putting the parchment back inside after this is done in will be “suctioned” back into the bottle. This should be done by the designated Mobile Task Force Mu-13 “Ghostbusters” & Mobile Task Force Delta-5 "Front-Runners". 5 Copies of SCP-XXXX have been found, 1 has been neutralized (refer to Test 005).

Experiment Log

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Test 001
The test subject was told to write asking for a time machine.

<Begin Interview>

D-89327: Can I… um…

Xeroxsis: What’s that buddy? Speak up! Your mumblin’

D-89327: (wincing): Can I have a… time machine?

Xeroxsis: Sure, buddy. (Sarcastically) I’ll buy you one on Amazon, with…FREE TWO-DAY SHIPPING! HOW’S THAT?.

D-89327: Uh…I…

Xeroxsis: Goodnight

<End Interview>

The next day a miscellaneous box appeared on the doorstep of the facility. When opened there was an orb with several “runes¹” on it. A test was organized immediately, as soon as the subject came in contact with the orb he vanished. He has not been seen since.

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Test 002

The test subject was told to write asking SCP-XXXX for his future.

<Begin Interview>

D-46246: Can I talk to you about something?

Xeroxsis: Sure! As long as it’s nothing!

D-46246: Wha…What’s my future?

Xeroxsis: In a ditch.

D-46246: (bursts out laughing²) HA! What a JOKE! What a…a… (screams)

<End Interview>

The subjects heart rate suddenly skyrocketed at the end of the interview. Although he did not die he was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Three days later the subject somehow escaped confinement and stumbled in front of one of the company vehicles. The body was found in a public sewer system.

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Test 003

The test subject was told to write asking for a cloning machine.

The test subject abruptly rushed SCP-XXXX upon entry of the room and [DATA EXPUNGED] this led to a containment breach and the appearance of SCP-XXXX-1. This breach was very costly and the subject was terminated.

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Test 004

The test subject was told to insult SCP-XXXX

<Begin Interview>

Xeroxsis: Welcome

D-996421: (emotionless) You’re fat.

Xeroxsis: Is that the best you can do Walter? You never did have a bright spot for insults. There is no hope for you in this world. Don’t even try.

D-996421: I, uh…

Xeroxsis: Nope, I’ve had enough of this, your pathetic, goodbye.

<End Interview>

SCP-XXXX Promptly disintegrated in the test subjects hand, pen and all³. The subject was psychologically found to have extremely low morale, self-confidence. Furthermore, the subject was found attempting suicide. The subject has been transferred to Site-11, medium security.

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Test 005

Level 4 administrator was told to “give it its freedom”.

<Begin Interview>

Xeroxsis: Hello Stranger!

E-117: I hereby set you free from our captivity, do as you please.

Xeroxsis: (momentarily confused) Uhhh… What?

E-117: (opens the door) You're F-R-E-E

<End Interview>

Shortly after E-117 left SCP-XXXX-1 materialized and burst into flame⁴. Its remains are being held at Site-19 for further research.

Footnotes

1. These were matched with the ones on SCP-4580. No connection has currently been found between the two.

2. Note that the subject's brain was flooded with dopamine, must examine later.

3. A containment breach was suspected and the facility went into lockdown mode. However, SCP-XXXX simply appeared back in the bottle a few hours later.

4. this is the only appearance on SCP-XXXX-1 not connected to its vessels destruction.