Why does this exist?

SCP-XXXX

Object class: Euclid

Special containment procedures: Subject must be stored in a 5 m × 5 m × 5 m standard humanoid containment chamber in site-██ within the territory of [REDACTED]. Subject must be referred to as "The amazingly awesome titan shifting, death note wielding, alchemist" if subject is in a depressed state. Subject must also be separated as far away as possible from all possible animals. Subject must also provided with the lates issues of

Description: Subject is a Caucasian male, roughly the height of an average person.