A Villager
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aka Robert's House

Description:

Robert's House is a blue house measuring approximately 21.3 meters in height, 21.5 meters in width and 23 meters in length.
The subject has no windows, no doors and no other way to get inside of it. It also has no stairs going up to its foundation which is surrounded by a white fence and covered by a rectangle base pyramid-is wooden canopy.
It has no physical texture and it is made from unknown materials. The shape of the house seems normal however it always tries to resemble the shape of Robert’s house, it is unknown why. Also, it only appears at midnight under a streetlamp. If tried to go inside ████████.

Special containment procedures:

Cobblestone wall around the house and then another wall around that wall and another one around that wall and repeated like this up to 5 kilometers away. Also, traps were set up so if any traps are activated huge anvils are dropped from the sky then if another one is set off within a 30 days period sand is then dropped to exterminate anything there as the sand contains toxins that kill anything within ████████.

Addendum 1:

D-0932: I don't trust this house.

Dr. Rece: Shut the frick up, ok.

D-0932: ok.

[D-0932 enters the house]

[Screams are heard as something drags him into the "hole"]

[The hand was fat too xd!!!xD]

Dr. Rece: That's what you get for not shutting the frick up.

End Addendum 1

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Addendum 2:

Dr. Rece: I made the procedure safer.

D-28318: Explain

Dr. Rece: no.

[D-28318 pulls out Glock 18]

[D-28318 approaches the door]

[He whips his dick out]

D-28318: Lord forgive me for what I will do…

████████ ████████ ████████ ████████ ████████

D-28318: That was a good fucc.

Dr. Rece: NOOOOOO… WTF…. WAT…. HE FUCKED THE DOOR GUY.

Dr. Rece: MTF EPSILON-932818, PLEASE EXTERMINATE THE SUBJECT.

D-28318: no.

[DATA EXPUNGED]

End Addendum 2

Site-28 was later covered in cum.

D-28318 was later apprehended by a giant "Doge" head and was erased from the world.

It resulted in a Cumsplosion.

Script by Lambdatrack.

Video if you don't want to read all of this.