A Zoological Adventure
rating: 0+x
Item#: XXXX
Level2
Containment Class:
euclid
Secondary Class:
none
Disruption Class:
vlam
Risk Class:
caution

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SCP-XXXX in containment.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a large Wilderness Observation Cell. SCP-XXXX is currently contained at Area-12. SCP-XXXX is to be fed the regular diet of the Eclectus Parrot.

SCP-XXXX is generally docile and playful in nature, so as long as personnel do not attempt to make SCP-XXXX enter a state of distress, personnel are allowed to access the chamber with supervision from at least three security staff. If security personnel on duty have determined if SCP-XXXX enraged was on purpose, the personnel is to be kept for variable amount of weeks as one personnel classification (Class-B, Class-C, Class-D) lower than they currently are.

If SCP-XXXX is agitated at any point, personnel are to go to the on-containment-area shelter and wait until it has been confirmed by Mobile Task Force Eta-20 “The Defusers” that SCP-XXXX has become docile again.

Containment Update 09/20/2020: All interviews with SCP-XXXX have been canceled and all requests to interview SCP-XXXX are to be automatically denied after Interview Log XXXX.7. Any vocal communication between personnel and SCP-XXXX is strictly prohibited other than simple commands like "Come here", "Come and get the toy!", "What you doing?".


Description: SCP-XXXX in its unagitated state is an adult male Eclectus Parrot (Eclectus roratus).
SCP-XXXX displays a level of intelligence on par to a human’s (Homo Sapien) and is capable of speech. SCP-XXXX speaks with a New Zealand accent and uses terminology most commonly used in modern day New Zealand.

SCP-XXXX is docile and playful in nature. However, when SCP-XXXX has been agitated, SCP-XXXX will grow to approximately 4.5 meters (15 feet) in height and will mutate into a different form. The form in question is a hazardous slow-moving creature reminiscent of the Therizinosaurus with colorations similar to SCP-XXXX’s feather patterns.

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A life restoration of the Therizinosaurus.

In its agitated state, SCP-XXXX will often try to cause a successful containment breach to the surface just to “settle down a tad”. SCP-XXXX will not attempt to terminate a person unless SCP-XXXX decides that the subject is in XXXX’s way of exiting the facility it is contained at. SCP-XXXX has been allowed to breach to the surface due to the nature of the clandestine facility that SCP-XXXXX is contained at. However it is highly discouraged to enrage SCP-XXXX due to the consequences listed in the Special Containment Procedures.

Through testing with Class-D Personnel and cross-testing with other SCPs, SCP-XXXX in its agitated state does not appear to attempt a breach within its perception any person/entity/subject that has gone a similar experiences as it had. However, SCP-XXXX refuses to give this information of what the experience or experiences is or was. Several personnel have came with theories as it to be abuse, mild-nutrition, extreme depression, and the owner of SCP-XXXX leaving for a long period of time.


Discovery: SCP-XXXX was first discovered after several news reports on ███ News, ███, Channel ██, and The [REDACTED] Channel.

The following is an audio transcript of XXX’s coverage of SCP-XXXX’s first spotting.

Shannon: Breaking news from ███████ Zoo where a giant and I quote “Colourful dino with claws for hands” was attacking zoo guests only to be spotted right outside of the zoo, in a ball? You take it way Benry!

Benry: Thank you Shannon. Alright, this place was once home to one of the weirdest creatures ever to be held in captivity, a talking parrot but not in the way you think. It talks directly like the people under, well Down Under! It sometimes even insulted guests with slang in New Zealand. Since June of this year1, they had him kept well and tidy until yesterday. And then [DATA EXPUNGED]

Shannon: Thank you for the (unintelligible)

Notes: The rest of the eligible footage is our Class-C M.A.A. (Memetic Amnesticise Agent). The same treatment was used against all other news channels that covered the story. Before news coverage was made, SCP-XXXX was captured and brought to Biological Research Area-12 by MTF Pi-1 (City Slickers) impersonating police officers of XXXXXX county.


Interview Log XXXX.7:

Interviewer: Dr. Carter Eraser
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX / Jeremy
Date: September 19th, 2020.


Dr. Eraser: Good afternoon SCP-XXXX, I am Dr. Carter Eraser, your new uh….keeper after you killed your last one, Dr. Cynical.

SCP-XXXX: Shut up you bloody wanker!

Dr. Eraser: Woah woah woah, no need for hostility during the interview! I know you don’t like us talking about your rampages but I just wanted to give context to why I'm here in front of you. sighs. Now is there any names you want me to refer to you as other than your number?

SCP-XXXX: It honestly doesn’t matter to me, mate. How about Jeremy.

Dr. Eraser: Alright Jeremy it is. So tell me Jeremy, what happened to cause you to escape out of the ███████ Zoo and what happened to make it on live television?

Jeremy: I don’t want to talk about that.

Dr. Eraser: And why is that?

Jeremy: If I tell you, I will have to make sure your head is torn out and throw on the floor and I don’t wanna do that and neither do you. So if I were you, I would just shut that bloody mouth of yours and ask another question.

Dr. Eraser: Jeremy, this is required of me to ask to you and I haven’t gotten permission to skip this question.

Jeremy: This is the 5th, the 5th BLOODY TIME YOU ASKED ME THE SAME QUESTION! If you really want so bad, find out yourself, you kinkiputs.

Dr. Eraser: Hold on. Whats that mark on your wing there?

Jeremy: OH DON’T YOU TOUCH ME YOU FUCKNUT.

SCP-XXXX turns into its agitated form and breaches the containment area.

[END LOG]

Note: This event caused the deaths of 6 personnel while exiting the facility and severe damage to SCP-153's, SCP-811's, SCP-2225's and SCP-5339’s containment chamber, being the most damage caused by an escape attempt. Dr. Eraser has not been punished due to his importance to SCP-XXXX’s research.


Addendum XXXX.1: SCP-XXXX was found to have a mark of an unknown company known as “Zoological Adventures” on SCP-XXXX's upper portion of the left wing. On further inspection, there was a hidden QR code leading to a 38:13 commercial listing for SCP-XXXX as an attraction to visit.

The following is a transcript of the commercial in question.

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The closest re-creation of the "Zoological Adventures" logo found on SCP-XXXX's wing.

Welcome all new adventurers!

Today at our Zoo, we will be showing our most fearsome creature, The Therozinoelectus that we caught a couple weeks ago from the Aussie forests!

Come on down to Zoological Adventures Palace at ███████, ███████ and if you can't come physically, you can call us at ███-███-███ to make sure you can visit the most fun zoo on Earth!