A Zoological Adventure 2.0
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SCP-XXXX in the wild. Image taken by drone

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a large Wilderness Observation Cell. SCP-XXXX is currently contained at Area-14. SCP-XXXX is to be fed the regular diet of the Eclectus Parrot.

SCP-XXXX is always to be harassed by two (2) Class-D personnel to make sure SCP-XXXX does not revert to its hostile form. SCP-XXXX is always to have eight (8) D-Class Personnel in the containment area of SCP-XXXX. Six (6) of the personnel are to be outside of the chamber and two are to be inside the chamber and replaced daily.

If this procedure fails and SCP-XXXX reverts to its hostile form, all personnel inside the same wing as SCP-XXXX are to go to the nearest breach shelter and wait further instructions by intercom or by in-person directions from MTF Sigma-20 "The Deflaters" current commander.

No personnel other than Class-D Personnel are to enter SCP-XXXX's chamber for anything. If interview's need to be conducted, it is to be done by drone or intercom. Even during the interview, the Class-D personnel are to still harass SCP-XXXX during this.


Description: SCP-XXXX in its unagitated state is an adult male Eclectus Parrot (Eclectus roratus). SCP-XXXX displays a level of intelligence on par to a human’s (Homo Sapien) and is capable of speech. SCP-XXXX speaks with a New Zealand accent and uses terminology most commonly used in modern day New Zealand. SCP-XXXX has also been noted to try to breach containment many times when in this form.

SCP-XXXX in it's normal state is highly hostile to all human life1. However SCP-XXXX, when harassed in any manner either physically, mentally, verbally or any other way, SCP-XXXX will grow 4.5 meters (15 feet) in height to become a non-hostile slow-moving Therizinosaurus with colorations similar to SCP-XXXX's feather pattern.

In this enraged state, SCP-XXXX is the exact opposite as its normal behavior, being docile and harmless to all humans in range of SCP-XXXX's viewing. SCP-XXXX's accent would become Australian instead of a New Zealand accent. However SCP-XXXX's non-hostility to animal life will not have stopped in this form.


Discovery: SCP-XXXX was first discovered after several news reports on ███ News, ███, Channel ██, and The [REDACTED] Channel.

The following is an audio transcript of XXX’s coverage of SCP-XXXX’s first spotting.

Shannon: Breaking news from ███████ Zoo where one of their best animals attacked several zoo guests and escaped the zoo's custody. You take it way Benry!

Benry: Thank you Shannon. Alright, this place was once home to one of the weirdest creatures ever to be held in captivity, a talking parrot but not in the way you think. It talks directly like the people under, well Down Under! It sometimes even insulted guests with slang in New Zealand. Since June of this year2, they had him kept well and tidy until yesterday. And then [DATA EXPUNGED]

Shannon: Thank you for the (unintelligible)

Notes: The rest of the eligible footage is our Class-C M.A.A. (Memetic Amnesticise Agent). The same treatment was used against all other news channels that covered the story. Before news coverage was made, SCP-XXXX was captured and brought to Armed Biological Research Area-14 by MTF Pi-1 (City Slickers) impersonating police officers of ███████ county.


Interview Log XXXX.3:

Interviewer: Dr. Carter Eraser
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX / Jeremy
Date: 09/19/2020


Dr. Eraser: Good afternoon SCP-XXXX, I am Dr. Carter Eraser, your new uh….keeper after you killed your last one, Dr. Cynical.

SCP-XXXX: I just can't take it anymore. Please I just want you to stop with this pain and suffering.

Dr. Eraser: Woah woah woah, no need for hostility during the interview! I know you don’t like us talking about your rampages but I just wanted to give context to why I'm here in front of you. sighs. Now is there any names you want me to refer to you as other than your number?

SCP-XXXX: Please make it stop, I am in constant pain please.

Dr. Eraser: Alright Jeremy it is. So tell me Jeremy, what happened to cause you to escape out of the ███████ Zoo and what happened to make it on live television?

Jeremy: (SCP-XXXX can be heard vocalizing very loudly.)

Dr. Eraser: And why is that?

Jeremy: All I want from you guys is just to make it stop. I have been in constant pain every since you guys have brought me here. My life has been a living hell for years now please I just want it to stop. From all the abuse, the whipping, the punching, the kicking, the yelling, the bleeding. I have been cursed from somebody beyond our understanding.

Dr. Eraser: Jeremy, this is required of me to ask to you and I haven’t gotten permission to skip this question.

Jeremy: I have been counting. I have been counting how many times I've told you guys to stop. Just yesterday I said it 74 times. I have been asking for 2117 times for you people to stop. You guys are just ignoring me or are you just not cannot hear my screams. I cannot tell.

Dr. Eraser: Hold on. What's that mark on your wing there?

Both Class-D Personnel stopped harrassing SCP-XXXX.

Dr. Eraser: Shit shit! Sound the alarms

SCP-XXXX turns into its unharrassed form and breaches the containment area.

[END LOG]

Note: This event caused the deaths of 24 personnel while exiting the facility and severe structural damage to SCP-082's and SCP-1000's containment chambers, being the most damage caused by an escape attempt. Dr. Eraser has not been punished due to his importance to SCP-XXXX’s research. However both Class-D personnel were been terminated by SCP-XXXX when it started the breach attempt.


credit to Spookyburns on TheVolgun discord server for giving me the idea of flipping my idea upside down