Item #: SCP-XXXX (“Bathrobe Girl”)
Object Class: Euclid Keter
Special Containment Procedure: SCP-XXXX is housed in a standard humanoid containment unit with reinforced carbon steel. SCP-XXXX requires no sustenance, apart from one roll of polyester per day.
Description: The entity is a female humanoid wearing a light pink bathrobe from ███████ ████ and is approximately 1.57 meters in length. It possesses a pair of knitting needles, and takes samples of thread from its bathrobe to make long strips of cloth, ranging from 139.7 centimeters to 208.28 centimeters in length. The cloth then anomalously morphs into miniature dolls, dubbed SCP-XXXX-1. As stated in an interview, SCP-XXXX-1 can turn into any organism or object that SCP-XXXX has memory of. Examples include animals, humans, inanimate objects, and [DATA EXPUNGED].
SCP-XXXX-1 can be controlled directly by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 is incapable of individual speech, and can only repeat back audio spoken to or around it within a ██ meter radius.
Recovery: SCP-XXXX was found residing in the vents of an █████ polyester factory, after said factory had been reporting instances of missing polyester rolls and hearing conversations of co-workers repeated in the vents. Once SCP-XXXX was discovered, it responded with hostility, causing several casualties to take place. Eventually, it was moved to a facility after being tranquilized.
Addendum:
SCP-XXXX has never been observed to take off its bathrobe, whether to change, sleep, or bathe.
Any attempts to remove the bathrobe or knitting needles from the entity will result in a devastating attack from SCP-XXXX.
Researchers have theorized that the bathrobe is not clothing at all, but actually part of the entity’s body. This theory has not yet been confirmed.
Interview Log 01
Interviewer: Researcher ████
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Foreword: SCP-XXXX had previously woken up from tranquilization.
<Begin Log>
SCP-XXXX: Where am I? Who are you!?
Researcher ████: Welcome to the SCP Foundation, SCP-XXXX. I am Researcher ████. I would like to ask you a few questions.
SCP-XXXX: The SCP Foundation? Great. "SCP-XXXX." That's what you're calling me now? Another number. Cold and clinical, like always.
Researcher ████: Do you know of the SCP Foundation?
SCP-XXXX: I've heard of ya. I've heard of a lotta things. Including you. I know you're supposed to be kept secret, but what goes around comes around I guess. Keepin' anomalies at bay, away from the public… a noble deed, if it weren't for all the grey lines in between.
Y'see I have some beef with one of your staff. What was his name again, uhhh, Dr. Light? Bright, Bright, Dr. Bright! So, if you could kindly bring me to 'em, all will be well.
Researcher ████: I cannot do that. That would be a severe safety issue. Dr. Bright is not allowed physical contact with any intelligent, living SCP not classified as Safe.
SCP-XXXX: Please? I just wanna talk.
Researcher ████: Why were you taking the polyester rolls from the factory?
(A slam on the window is heard)
SCP-XXXX: Don't you fuckin' change the subject on me. Bring me to him. I have a score to settle.
Researcher ████: I cannot do tha-
SCP-XXXX: Do I look like I care!? Bring that bastard over here!
Researcher ████: Miss, please calm down-
SCP-XXXX: Oh, I see. So we're gonna have to do this the hard way…
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX broke through the window impaled Researcher ████ with several [REDACTED], and was permanently hospitalized. SCP-XXXX has been detained in a fortified carbon steel living quarters.
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Interview Log 02
Interviewer: Professor █████
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
<Begin Log>
SCP-XXXX: Alright. So if I talk about myself, I'll be able to talk to Mister Bright?
Professor █████: That is the plan. And also telling us why you must see Dr. Bright.
SCP-XXXX: Fine. You got a deal. Anythin' ya wanna know?
Professor █████: Why were you residing in the █████ factory, and consuming their polyester?
SCP-XXXX: (sighing) This again…
Y'see, I may look like y'all, but I don't need food and water like you do. I'm made of 100% polyester, and I live off polyester. Simple as that.
Professor █████: I see. You need the polyester for sustenance?
SCP-XXXX: Bingo!
Professor █████: Very well. Now… (flipping through paper) The reports say that miniature dolls attacked both █████ factory staff and SCP staff when trying to contain you. Where those yours?
SCP-XXXX: Ahh, my sweet little bundles of joy. They can take on any shape or form, s'long as I remember what I want them to be. And they're so obedient, considering I'm the one controlling them anyway. They don't have free will, and they can't speak on their own. Poor little babies need their Momma. They need me to take care of them.
Professor █████: Can you demonstrate these "babies?"
SCP-XXXX: Awww, darlin', I wish I could, they're so cute, but they take time to make, and you don't have much time now. Plus, it was incredibly rude of you to snatch me away from my nest so suddenly. I'm gonna need at least one roll o' polyester a day. Otherwise, I'll get hungry. And when I get hungry, I get mad. And when I'm mad… well, how to put it in Foundation terms… you wouldn't want a [REDACTED] would you?
Professor █████: I'll see what I can do.
SCP-XXXX: Thank you. I'll say, you are much better than that other lady who tried to talk to me.
Professor █████: You're welcome. Now, why must you talk to Dr. Bright?
(SCP-XXXX is silent.)
Professor █████: SCP-XXXX?
SCP-XXXX: Oh, yeah, sorry 'bout that. I'm just… a bit hesitant.
Professor █████: Well, if you want to see Dr. Bright, you have to answer the question. And even if you do, there is no guarantee that you will see him. Do you understand?
SCP-XXXX: That's exactly my point! But… if it'll get me closer to 'im…
[REST OF TAPE EXPUNDGED UPON 05 REQUEST]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX's request of one polyester roll per day has been granted. Request of seeing Dr. Bright [REDACTED].