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Warning: The following file contains strong cognitohazards and memetics. Because of this, this file should only be viewed by personnel that have a Cognitive Resistance Value (CRV) of no less than 17. Other personnel should close this file immediately. Any unauthorized personnel attempting to access this file will be immediately terminated by a memetic kill agent. You have been warned, and this is your last warning.


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[Level 4 Security Clearance Required.]
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User: Dr. John Johnson. Password: Imjohnjohnsonandmywifeisjohnyjohnyyespapa
Identification number 3410-58644-27-250
Passcode 59373-40461-10075-02035

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[Credentials Approved.]
[Please scrool down to receive the GAMMA Counter-memetics Memetic Agent.]
[Warning: The Memetic Agent below will immediately terminated any personnel that have a Security Clearance Level of 3 or lower.]

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Begin Test

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I do not want to read the book, and will never want to.

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The cover of SCP-XXXX. Authors' names and faces redacted.

Item #: SCP–XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid Keter

Threat Level: Green Orange Red [Reclassification Pending Approval]

Safe Class Containment Procedures [OUTDATED]: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard Safe-Class Anomalous Item Storage Locker in the Low-Security Wing of Site-██ when not under testing. Testing with SCP-XXXX are to be performed with permission from one (1) Level 2/XXXX Researcher. Any personnel involved in testing with SCP-XXXX or wanting to read SCP-XXXX are to be administered Class-A amnestics. Personnel want to access SCP-XXXX’s Locker must have permission from one (1) Level 2 Security Clearance Personnel or Dr. John Johnson (Currently responsible for supervision of SCP-XXXX).

UPDATE (██/██/19██): SCP-XXXX has been upgraded from Safe Class to Euclid Class and Containment Procedures for SCP-XXXX has been changed. See BELOW.

Euclid Class Containment Procedures [OUTDATED]: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 30 cm x 30 cm safe with a keypad lock. The safe is contained in a twenty (20) metre square room in the Medium-Security Wing of Site-███. The room is also to be secured by a keypad lock. The passcode for the safe and the room is given to Level 3 Security Clearance Personnel and higher, and will be changed on a weekly basis. SCP-XXXX's containment room is to be monitored and recorded by a security camera at all times. Only those personnel that have a Cognitive Resistance Value (CRV) of 8 or higher can view footage of SCP-XXXX. Experimentation with SCP-XXXX may only be performed with permission from at least two (2) Level 3/XXXX Researchers, and any personnel involved in testing with SCP-XXXX are to administered Class-B or Class-C amnestics after testing if necessary. Any personnel expressing that they want to read SCP-XXXX are to be administered Class-C amnestics and moved from site immediately. Personnel with Level 3 Security Clearance and have a Cognitive Resistance Value (CRV) of 8 or higher may access SCP-XXXX's containment room only for research purposes.

UPDATE (██/██/20██): SCP-XXXX has been upgraded from Euclid Class to Keter Class and Containment Procedures for SCP-XXXX has been changed. See BELOW.

Keter Class Containment Procedures [UPDATED]: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 30 cm x 30 cm safe with a keypad lock. The safe is stored in a eighty (80) metre square room in the separate High-Security Wing of Site-███. The containment room is also to be secured by a keypad lock. The passcode for the safe and containment room should only be given to staff with security clearance 4/XXXX or higher and should be changed on a daily basis. SCP-XXXX's containment room is to be kept under guard by at least three armed security guards at all times. SCP-XXXX is to be monitored and recorded by four security cameras placed on each top corners of SCP-XXXX's containment room at all times, and must always remain in the view of the security cameras, in the middle of the containment room. Footage and audio recording of SCP-XXXX may only be viewed by those personnel that have a Cognitive Resistance Value (CRV) of 17 or higher. Any personnel attempting to enter SCP-XXXX's containment room without permission are to be terminated. Security guards and Mobile Task Forces (MTFs) on Site-███ are authorized to use lethal force when dealing with an attempt of an unauthorized entry by any unauthorized individuals. Individual got infected by SCP-XXXX are to be administered Class-D amnestics and moved from site immediately. If the individual continues to show any signs of infection, that individual is to be terminated. Should any personnel expressing that they wanting to read SCP-XXXX, they are to be administered Class-D amnestics, false memories implanted and transferred to a different project.
Experimentation with SCP-XXXX may only be performed with written approval from at least -two (2) Level 4/XXXX Researchers- -one (1) Level 5/XXXX Researcher- two (2) Level 5/XXXX Researchers.
Mobile Task Force CRV≥17 ("Internet Friends") are responsible to monitor SCP-XXXX-1.

Description: SCP-XXXX IS A book that have 30cm 20cm 6cm.The actor of the book is be unknew. SCP-XXXX HAVE 300 page each page show a different way to suicide. Informetion about SCP-XXXX HAVE SHIt grandma and spelleds.

SCP-XXXX specail effec is when somenoe readed a page from SCP-XXXX THE people will suicide that way.

There is not a way to stop that
SCP-XXXX is imposssiebel to detroy at this timenn

All test is bad not good
Test log
Testing:
Test:1
Victim:D-77345
Scp:SCP-XXXX
THINGS happen when test: D-77345 read page 85. D-77345 dissapper. No one known where he going. D-77345 are die.

NOTE: LMAO how about a GPS or the smurf villages say the n word nig nig nig black pe ople emoji

Test:2
Oh no:D-86739
Spc:SCP-XXXX please fdie
thing:D-86739 read page 156.the camyera diee. The camerea turn back on D-86739 hold a rope. The camera die. D-86739 dissapear. D-86739 die

NOTE: All test with SCP-XXXX is need have 2 accepment from 05
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Test:3
No:D-24658
SCP:SCP-XXXX
Thing happen:D-24658 read page 68 with a GPS. After D-24658 dissapearing, the GPS show: ????? before die. D-24658 found later on the motherfucking moon

NOTE: Maybe we need 2 GPS
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Test:4000000
No one cares: Herobrine himself
SCP: SCP-XXXX
Yes: Herobrine read page 157 with a GPS. Herobrine disappeareing. The GPS show: ''At your moms house haha dab lol lmao kill me''. Later at your moms house, Herobrine is dead, a paper say: ''herobrine fuck your mom, have autism and fucking dies''.

NOTE: Yo what the fuck my mom love his bricky dick
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Incidents:
Incident-1:
Dr.Jeff were challenge by dr.joe and agent ass to read SCP-XXXX. After that dr.jeff go in SCP-XXXX ROOM and read SCP-XXXX. DR.JEFF dissappear when MTF-AAA69 come.Later Dr.jeff dead is his house with his dick in a toaster. The paper say: Dr.jheff puted his dick in the toaster and fucking dies. Dr.joe and agent ass dead.

Incidenst-2:
Dr.jeff2 change agent joe book with SCP-XXXX. Agent joe read page 264. Later agent joe dead on the ocean next to the titanic ship.Dr.jeff2 dies.

Incident-3:
A fucking idiot breaks into SCP-XXXX's room and read page 93. He disaopeerd. Later he found dead at his house because he shove a fridge up his ass

NOTE: OH SOUND KINKY CAN i try no
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NIGGA WHY are You 69
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Why capital letters exits but not capital number
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Fuck off
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There are local women want to meet me i dont need you
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Shut up i see how many cum on your body pillow
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Dab hahahah lol get it
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Bullying is not tolerated here go away
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Report abuse
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I hate all of you
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I enjoy watching child porn
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Yo what the fuck my mom buy a creeper dildo damn that long i want to suck on it
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Why is there a woman rape children with a creeper dildo outside my house please help
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Can i see
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ZOO-WEE MAMA
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screaming from the slave in the basement please do not pay attention to that i will mow my grass to distract you
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detroy test:
Test:1
Thing: a fucking bomb
Result: SCP-XXXX remain healthy ok blood rate good

NOTE: good to hear SCP-XXXX is still remain healthy and good im worry for him all day and finally i can rest with SCP-XXXX

Test:2
Thing: SCP-682
Result: SCP-682 EAT SCP-XXXX and his tooths break

NOTE: Damn daniel SCP-682 is a fucking loser lmao i thought you are a bad boy please dont be gay like that or i will unfriend you on club penguin

Test:3
Thing: a vegan
Result:[REDACTED] SOMEONE DIE

NOTE: IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN IM VEGAN

Test:4
Thing: a clash royale player
Result:[REDACTED]

NOTE: please be my friend on facebook im lonely

Addendum:
Addendum-1: help the fbi outside my house
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Addendum-2: percentage of niggers in my basement: 98.7%

Addendum-3: survival rate: 26.4%

Addendum-4: niggers are black yo what the fucking shit why did isis bomb my house all i said was allahu akbar compilation v36 eggplant emoji