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Object #: SCP-106-j
Object Class: Um… I do not know… Safe? Euclid? KETER? … IDK
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-106-j is to be held at Site-19. It is to be contained the same way as SCP-106. Supervision is needed. Personnel can touch it because… why not? Do not get any dirty thoughts!
Description: SCP-106-j is an old man that does not do much. Subject can open a portal to a "pocket dimension." Personnel that has been in the "pocket dimension" say that it is a nice place and enjoy being there. The old man talks about stuff like how the weather is and how nice the foundation is for letting him stay. You know the Foundation is not some hotel right!?! Also, does SCP-106-j even have a gender!?! I know Jerald! He clearly is a male. Stop barging in! You are making me look bad! sorry, sir, did not mean to anger you. Where was I? Oh yes! One strange thing about SCP-106-j is that he says that he fought in WW1, much like SCP-106. One explanation is that SCP-106-j is actually the good side of SCP-106. SCP-106 does not have that black stuff all over him so that does make a lot of sense. Hmm… very interesting! That makes sense ri- JERALD! I AM TRYING TO CREATE THIS DOCUMENT! Wait… you are not Jerald… SCP-106-j, what are you doing out of containment? I want to see what you are up to. I can help you with this document. Just… don't report me. Fine. What do you want to say? How about we take this to an interview room. You are using one of those high-tech devices. It is just a speech-to-text thing. I had one more shot before my membership expired. *click*
