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Item #: SCP-6969-j
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-445 must be kept underground, under exactly 436.47 tons of grandmas special banana bread.
Description: SCP-445 is a toxic potato that stars directly into his enemies soul and makes them confess their worst regrets and Gaslights them until they take their own life. This toxic potato is scarier than your kindergarten bully, EDP-6969-j will make you do his homework for him because if you don't do it he'll punch you in the face. That's how much of a dick he is, speaking of big dicks, to make you feel more insecure about yourself SCP-6969-j will pull down his thick homey potato pants, relieving his monster cock, just so you would check your pants to re look at your tiny peewee. I mean even a potato has a bigger penis than yours, like seriously take some drugs or something u loser.
Addendum: IF SCP-6969-j ever escapes his containment unit, he will go throughout the world using his freakishly large green eyes to peep into everyone's souls and make them kill themselves from insecurity's
