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Item number: SCP-#### ("don't worry, don't be afraid, ever. this is just a ride")
Object class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-####-1 is contained in a safe level containment locker at Site-305. The area around SCP-####-2 should be fenced off under a standard condemned land cover story
Description: SCP-#### constitutes 3 items. SCP-####-1 is a package of Schiffer’s brand cigarettes. When consumed, cigarettes extracted from SCP-####-1 cause feelings of clarity and tranquility within subjects, even when consumed during emotional episodes, in addition to the non-anomalous effects of nicotine consumption. Prolonged use of cigarettes extracted from SCP-####-1 often lead to subjects forming opinions on legalization of controlled substances
SCP-####-2 is a derelict, yet fully operational roller coaster of unknown branding and make, located in an abandoned lot 80 miles east of Little Rock, Arkansas. Aside from its effect on SCP-####-3, the ride displays no further anomalous traits.
SCP-####-2 is occupied by a single human corpse genetically and psychologically identical to deceased comedian Willaim Hicks, SCP-####-3. When SCP-####-2 is activated, SCP-####-3 will fully reanimate, capable of speech and higher cognitive function.
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Item number: SCP-#### ("")
Object class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-305 fitted with additional furnishing and indefinite access to television and internet use as a reward for good behavior. As per protocol 188-Eros, access to this file is limited to personnel level 3 and above as well as anomaly therapists and Owen William Harris
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