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Item #: SCP-####

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Scp-#### is to be affixed by nail or duct-tape to the outer wall facing the nearest road of a standard residential-sized garage on site-██.The garage is to remain locked, with an armed guard posted outside from MTF-Beta-83 “Garage Gang”

Addendum ####-1-A: Update to Special Containment Procedures: Following incident "Left Unpurchased" on ██/██/████, Every 14 days 3 Agents are to be sent into containment with SCP-#### with a collective total of no more than ████ US Dollars upon which they will purchase everything inside. Agents are to insist that the items they purchase are in good condition and are great pieces regardless of the condition of items purchased.

Description: SCP-#### is a 30 cm by 60 cm aluminum sign with the words "Everything Must Go" embossed on the front. If SCP-#### is not properly posted on a garage wall an inexplicable urge to set up a garage sale (now referred to as SCP-####-1) will manifest in people found within a radius of ███-miles from SCP. Instances of SCP-####-1 will focus on finding SCP-#### and properly affixing it to the nearest garage over all other needs, including biological, the only known exception being breathing. Instances of SCP-####-1 will have no memories of who they are or what they are doing upon being questioned and will only respond that they need to set up a garage sale. Upon completion of their urge, all those affected by instances of SCP-####-1 retuern to their original state, except the oldest person that was affected by SCP-####-1 (now referred to as SCP-####-2) they will instead enter the garage. No instance of SCP-####-2 has been seen since entering the garage

Addendum ####-1-B: Add-on to Description following Incident "Left Unpurchased": Every 14 days SCP-####-2 will attempt to open the garage door. upon the door opening (by either SCP-####-2 or foundation staff) the instance of SCP-####-2 will be sitting in a folding chair in the corner of the garage, behind a plastic fold-out table with a simple money lockbox on the table. Inside different types of objects will be strewn about the room, furniture, clothing, and outdated instruments (now referred to as SCP-####-3, SCP-####-4, and SCP-####-5 respectively) all items will have a retail sticker stating a price in US Dollars. After a period of 4 hours has passed the garage will close and lock. If there are any remaining objects to be purchased, a corresponding number of people within a radius ████ of SCP-#### to the collective total dollars worth of objects that went unpurchased will be found crushed by unknown means within the next 48 hours.