Aerodynamique

Item Description: A meal of four hamburgers that appear to be consistent in taste and appearance as those sold at the fast food franchise ██████ ██████. When referring to the hamburgers in person, observers are unable to refer to them as anything but 'steamed hams'. When confronted on this behavior, observers will explain that they're using a regional dialect from Albany, New York. Cognitohazardous effect removed upon leaving vicinity of hamburgers or breaking eye-contact.
Date of Recovery: 2018-01-12
Location of Recovery: Public food court in ██████, Wisconson. Item appears to have originated from PoI-████, associated with GoI-102, Gamers Against Weed. Class A amnestics distributed to affected civilians and PoI-████ put under Priority D surveilance.
Current Status: In standard low-risk cognitohazard containment lockbox, Site 19. Consumed by Agent ██████ and Junior Researcher █████. Reprimand pending by Site Supervisor █████.
Notes: I know, I know. Funny. Hilarious. For the record, Agent ██████ is now unable to refer to any type of processed meat at all without calling it 'steamed hams', and Junior Researcher █████ is currently in the Site-19 Medical Ward insisting that his house is on fire. As funny as it might seem for a joke, do not eat the cognitohazards. - Site Supervisor █████