Per 
Name: SCP-Yum-J
Object Class: Apollyon
Description:
SCP-Yum-J is a very hostile Big Mac from the McDonald's first restaurant somewhere in California. The Big Mac has been found by Foundation Personnel after complaints from customers claiming it tasted like "Utter shit.". It is the total opposite of what you'd expect in a regular Big Mac. If in direct contact, the victim will transform into SCP-Yum-J-A. SCP-Yum-J-A is an obese person that grows up to 50 feet tall and can then consume entire cars, claiming that "They taste just like a Happy Meal. I very hungry!".
Containment Procedure:
In order to contain the Big Mac from infecting the rest of the public, it is held in a 3 ft. by 3 ft. 3 in. thick titanium safe with sensors detecting if it moves. The user must wear a hazmat suit in order to not get infected. It requires approval from the O5 Council in order to test with it. In active state, it inches around. Researchers found it to be very intelligent, even though not knowing how to speak. If it does breach, there would have to be an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario to prevent the human race from becoming SCP-Yum-J-A. It currently poses a threat to the Earth as we know it.
Incident Report 'Yum Yum!'
Date: ██/21/████
Dr. ███: Hello. I suppose you're here to tell me what has happened… (Papers rustle)
Agent ████: Y-Yeah… Oh God, it was horrible! (Raises voice)
Dr. ███: It's alright, calm down. (Agent ████ breaths heavily, Dr. ███ gestures toward the guards to give her water)
Dr. ███ Continue.
Agent ████: Oh, it was horrifying! (Sobs) So… E-Everything was going as planned, we had our hazmat suits…
(Dr. ███ nods as Agent ████ continues)
Agent ████: And then… We o-opened the safe… And t-touched it… It…
Dr. ███: What did it do? (Leans forward)
Agent ████: Oh God! IT TORE THROUGH ONE OF MY TEAMMATES' MASK OFF AND [REDACTED] HIS FACE OFF!
Dr. ███: Calm down! (Gestures to guards) If you don't calm the hell down, you're going to be dismissed forcefully.
Agent ████: (Sniffs) I SWEAR! IT WAS… HE TRANSFORMED INTO THIS HORRIFYING CREATURE! IT ATE TWO OF MY OTHER SQUAD MEMBERS -
(Guards interfere as they drag Agent ████ out of the room whilst Agent ████ screaming: "IT'S TRUE!")
Dr. ███: (Sigh, pulling out radio) Ask O5 for permission to neutralize Yum.
