Just A Normal Pink Chair

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained inside a four (4) m x eight (4) m x four (4) m room. Only one (1) Class-D Personnel is authorized to enter SCP-XXXX containment room. SCP-XXXX is to be inspected and cleaned weekly. As the discoloration may cause a containment breach.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, dense, and pink wooden chair. There is no evidence of who and how this chair was made. SCP-XXXX is capable of manipulating any organic matters that is seated onto the chair. There have been reports of people claiming that they felt like their organs were misshaped and disorganized after rising to a stand able position from the chair

SCP-XXXX develops an unusual form of discoloration. Personnel report that the discoloration is extremely strenuous to clean, and requires cleaning products in order to get the discoloration off of the chair.

If SCP-XXXX's discoloration get too robust and large, the last organic matter that sat on SCP-XXXX will be replicated on the established position the organic matter last was seated on. The replicas (known as SCP-XXXX-2) were reported to have not cared that they were a replica of their original being, and seem to not care that the being that they were replicatedfrom is with them. The clones treat their host like a being that they have not seen in their lifetime.

The replica of the last organic matter that was seated onto SCP-XXXX, is unusually excited and overwhelmed for whatever reason. There is no evidence on the reason they are though. Test show that the replicas might think that they are the new person, and that their host might have been forgotten or killed.


Interview XXXX-1.mp3
[BEGIN LOG]
Interviewer: Dr. ███████
Interviewee: D-91823's Replica (refered to as SCP-XXXX-2 for this interview.)
Dr. ███████: Hello the-
SCP-XXXX-2: Hello! My name is [REDACTED], and I am very excited for this interview!
Dr. ███████: Yes, I know your name, and almost everything about you. You don't have to
remind me. Thank you for offering though.
SCP-XXXX-2: You are very welcome! Now, are you gonna ask me these silly questions
already?
Dr. ███████: Yes, Just give me a moment
(2 minutes later)
Dr. ███████: Let's begin shall we?
SCP-XXXX-2: Yippity yep!
Dr. ███████: Why are you happy all the time?
SCP-XXXX-2: To be completely honest with you sir, I have no idea! Haha, it's even funnier
when I see my host, because other people pay attention to me more than my silly twin!
Dr. ███████: Why do you want more attention than your host?
(SCP-XXXX-2 rapidly goes into a very bad mood)
SCP-XXXX-2: I don't understand why you are asking me these stupid questions. My host was killed last night. You know why? ME! what I'm trying to say is, I am a lot better than him, simply because I beat him.
Dr. ███████: Can I get a-
SCP-XXXX-2: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND STRANGLE YOU!
[END LOG]