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Object class: Safe
special containment procedures: SCP# is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell with whatever commodities needed for its current host body. SCP# is allowed access to any non-lethal material it requests. SCP# also has access to leaving its containment cell if it so wishes.
Description SCP#-1 is a black top hat approximately 20cm tall of unknown make and origin that is able to store anything within it regardless of size or quantity. Once SCP#-1 has been put upon the head of an organic entity; the entity assumes the personality and likeness of the 16th president of the United States: Abraham Lincoln.The entity under the control of SCP# is designated as SCP#-2. If the entity used in the anomalous effect of SCP# did not have a beard, they spontaneously grow one in the likeness of Abraham Lincoln regardless of gender or species.
Discovery SCP#-1 was discovered in 2003 when a strange incident was reported by police in Washington DC, finding SCP#-1 by the unconscious body of a female and a group of thieves that stole SCP#-1 from the Smithsonian museum. The thieves testified that she was acting strange and putting on a beard of some sort before running away. After listening to their testimonies, foundation personnel amnestised the group of thieves before the authorities arrested them.
Addendum-1
The following transcripts are from multiple interviews between Dr. Usagi and SCP#-2. During which the subject was In control of a foundation D-class.
10/03/03
Dr. Usagi: SCP# please state your name.
SCP#-2: Abraham Lincoln pleased to meet you miss…
Dr. Usagi: Doctor Usagi.
SCP#-2: Well miss Doctor Usagi-
Dr. Usagi: Just Doctor Usagi will be fine.
SCP#-2: I jest, I jest.
Dr. Usagi: Well Mr. Lincoln what’s the last thing you remember before arriving here?
SCP#-2: I was watching a play, I think it was called Our American Cousin. The acting was mediocre but overall pretty good. but around half-way through the play I heard a loud bang and everything went dark. When i came too I found my self in a strange room in a body i clearly didn't start off with. The other people they were with started to laugh and asking where I got the beard. I naturally introduce myself, only for them to continue laughing harder.
Dr. Usagi: What'd you do next.
SCP#-2: I walked out the door. They got mad and chased after me with some really fast guns.
Dr. Usagi: Did you get injured?
SCP#-2: No but i did trip though which caused me to black out again. And next thing I knew I was here, or at least in that room you gave me. Thank you by the way-for the room i mean.
Dr. Usagi: No need to thank me, the foundation does the same thing for everything that is contained here.
SCP#-2: Well that's nice please give my regards to the higher ups of this place. can i ask for one thing though, may I please see my wife?
Dr. Usagi: I’m sorry but I must ask my superiors before indulging anymore information.
SCP#-2: Oh… well, just please be quick about it.
10/05/03
Dr. Usagi: good morning Mr. Lincoln.
SCP#-2: Morning doctor.
Dr. Usagi: May I start by asking you how you obtained your hat Mr. Lincoln.
SCP#-2 Well if I do remember right it was a “consolation gift” from a strange company.
Dr. Usagi: What is the name of that company?
SCP#-2: I think it was called something like Carter and Dark-
Dr. Usagi: You mean Marshal Carter and Dark?
SCP#-2: I don’t think there was a marshal from what I could remember.
Dr. Usagi: Okay what else do you remember from that encounter?
SCP#-2: Umm okay. So about a month into my presidency I was approached by two men representing their own company. There was a man named Carter, he said he was the main distributor of their products. He was pretty unremarkable. But there was another one there. Carter said that the man was named Dark. Carter did all the talking while dark stayed quiet.
