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SCP Ideas:
- Satan snake skip
- Mr. Roboto
- Zenyatta Mondatta
- Bathrobe
- Where do sausages really come from? / Magic 8 Ball "DO NOT ASK ABOUT SAUSAGES"
- "Nothing to fear but fear itself."
- Seven lights, seven children, a mother watching over them all
- Glass that moves to the edge of a table (Gamers Against Weed)
- A raccoon that can teleport to different trashcans and dumpsters.

+ Tree

Humans are filthy, murdering, hateful, spiteful things. The Tree has existed for eons, seeding worlds, and ensuring the health of a planet without malice, but with intent. Sure, it's antithetical to our existence, but we kind of suck for the planet.
Tree sucks up water from all things, including corpses, retains their memories.
Consciousness or memories?
Increased oxygen causes crazy coo-coo people and they make sacrifices to the tree to add to its intelligence

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Item#: XXXX

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Containment Class:

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Secondary Class:

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Disruption Class:

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Risk Class:

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link to memo

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description:

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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/anomaly-classification-system-guide

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/component:anomaly-class-bar

Audio links: http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/NAME OF DOCUMENT/NAME OF FILE

+ COPY AND PASTE

THIS IS FOR COPYING AND PASTING

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Raccoon

SCP-XXX emerging from a trash can outside of Site-17.

Item #: XXX

Object Class: Euclid (Formely Keter)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is currently contained at Site-17's Site-88's 4th Floor Euclid Wing in a Standard Containment Cell customized with carpeted floors and numerous cat jungle gyms to occupy itself. SCP-XXX is required to wear a vibrant, red collar with a bell attached at all times. If SCP-XXX is seen without its collar or the bell has gone missing, the collar is to be replaced immediately. SCP-XXX is to be fed twice daily, its diet consisting of small fruits and berries, vegetables, nuts, and eggs.

Description: SCP-XXX is a male North American raccoon (Procyon lotor). When inside of a garbage receptacle, SCP-XXX has the ability to teleport to other receptacles within an as of yet undetermined distance. (See Addendum XXX-2). SCP-XXX has above-average intellect, able to understand basic motor functions and verbal commands. SCP-XXX is notably mischievous and has been seen purposely causing inconveniences for Foundation personnel.

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Addendum XXX-1: Discovery: SCP-XXX was discovered on March 16, 2016, when it suddenly appeared in the surface level cafeteria at Site-17 and managed to steal a single doughnut from the buffet before teleporting away from the Site. Since then, SCP-XXX has made several reappearances at Site-17 and was effectively contained on January 13, 2019.

Addendum XXX-2: Investigation into anomaly: Upon further testing of SCP-XXX's ability, it was discovered that SCP-XXX could only teleport between receptacles within the state of Illinois. Additional investigation into SCP-XXX was permitted by the Director of Site-17 with Dr. Phillip Moore as the head of the project.

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+ Thanks

HUGE thanks to not_a_seagull for basically everything in this document. I myself had come up with the idea of a raccoon that can teleport between trash cans when I saw a raccoon in the dumpster at my work but not_a_seagull came up with basically everything else on the fly in the SCPD discord server.

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