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This data was procured, gathered, and typed by freelance Agent #2009845. He knows about the SCP Foundation because he notified them of SCP-000, an SCP facility completely abandoned and filled with holes reminiscent of Swiss cheese.
This article will detail the ins and outs of SCP-00898.
SCP-00898 takes the form of an NES with a sticker of Mario’s head on top. On his hat, where the “M” should be, is instead the SCP logo. Playing the NES, no matter what cartridge you use, gives you an 8-bit rendition of the SCP Wiki site. Playing for more than 4 hours in a single sitting causes intense tiredness. If you are affected by this, do not sleep. You will get nightmares so terrifying those with a weak heart will experience cardiac arrest. The remedy to this is to drink one-day-old Mexican Coca-Cola. If it is two or more days older, it will have no effect. If it is less than one day old, it will have no effect. As long as it is between one day and one day, 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds, it will stop the nightmares. Attempting to contain it will make the containment structure turn into chair-like shapes if you do not use a 5-foot by 5-foot by 5-foot cube, and paint all sides except the one touching the floor with any color of paint that has the word “orange” in the name. SCP-00898 can serve as a helpful research tool, but only if you can do it all in four hour sessions.
