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Item #: SCP-4001
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4001 is to be kept in a radiation cancelling locker at site 17. All dormitories near SCP-40001 have been blocked off, and any staff working with or near
SCP-4001 are to wear standard Psychic Interference Blocking (PIB) assemblies while asleep
Item History: SCP-40001 was discovered when a local policeman [REDACTED] rutabagas ████
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SCP-4001 hidden in the walls ██████████████████████████