Agent Anne
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SCP-####

Item: SCP-####

Object class: Safe

Special containment procedures: SCP-#### is to be stored in a standard contaiment locker lined with sound muffling material at site-XX. SCP-#### is to be clearly labeled and never used outside of testing.

Description: SCP-#### is a collection of generic cleaning products that when used loudly vocalize while being used for its intended purpose. SCP####-1, SCP-####-2, SCP-####-3 and SCP-####-4 are unlabeled containers of different cleaning products. All instances of SCP-#### are anomalously able to regenerate contents. Testing has shown that all instances of SCP-#### function as normal cleaning products. SCP-#### appears to be anomalously tough. Instances of SCP-#### has no upper limit on how long it is able to vocalize. In addition, the volume of the vocalizations are loud enough to require hearing protection while being used. All instances of SCP-#### appear to never cease vocalizations, even when not in use. In addition, All instances of SCP-XXXX are capable of limited locomotion.

SCP-####-1 appears to be the leader of SCP-####. In addition, SCP-#### has a hive mind, with all instances agreeing to the same actions. SCP-#### is not sapient and is assumed to have no other motives besides being uncooperative to work with.1

SCP-####-1: SCP-XXXX-1 is a container of multipurpose cleaner. The container is a spray bottle that holds 480 ml and has a blue solution in it. Each spray releases 3.5 ml of solution.

SCP-####-2: SCP-XXXX-2 is a container of bleach. The container holds 475ml.

SCP-####-3: SCP-XXXX-3 is a container of multipurpose cleaning wipes.

SCP-####-4: SCP-XXXX-4 is a roll of paper towels. It is stored in what appears to be a plastic bag. The plastic bag has proven to be indestructible in testing.

Discovery: On (Date), an unmarked box arrived at Site-XX. The box was lined with sound muffling materials and all instances of SCP-XXXX was inside along with a hand written letter.

Test log:

Test A:

Test B:

Test C:

Interview-XXXX-X:

At (time), interview is below

Addendum ####-#:
After several noise complaints regarding instances of SCP-####, the standard containment locker holding it is now lined with sound muffling materials.

Recovered documents ####-#:
Document ####-# was found along with all instances of SCP-XXXX.

She's a Frog Summoner. Came from evil family. She wants to see if there's another way… she finds out WHY they did what they did and how it proved to work so well. Smallish country that keeps to themselves. A world of magic and crapsack world. Her family rules the most stable one. For all the a$$holery that is her family, in some ways they are right. They have ruled for so long so that should say something. She sees one side, the family shows the whole story… whos right? Can a happy medium be reached?

How to be ungodly annoying aka kindergartners: They always complain about everything all the time, even when they get what they want. They scream for no reason. They seem to take pleasure in the pain of others.
Too do: Work on formatting and grammar, make it more clinical in tone, make the skip WAY more annoying
Think: (Kindergartner + Excalibur) x 11, (optional but breaks immersion as is) uncensor swear words, ensure sentence flow makes sense, show annoying protesting in a better way, REPLACE THIS with another way to express loudness, [action] for vid logs, remove time (as is and no other big changes), remove unneeded info, 30.32 to 30 cm, spray bottle to nearest 25 ml, method of gaining/creating scp must make sense, emotions,

Order of writing:
establish emotion, use irl experience to think and apply it, break down to main elements, get core ideas, pick one idea, apply story to idea, write story about idea (basic outline), establish chars, establish/create SCP/skip/anomalous crap related to story.

DETAILS. Important details to the readers.
2 sig figs for SCP format (no XX.XX unless for a valid reason do XX/XXX. whatever)
Prometheus labs: What would a scientist seeking limited funds say? (clinical with focus on $, factual)
SCP foundation: What would a cold researcher say? (Cold and clinical)
Serpent's hand: What would a wizard say? And what is the spell? (Neutral and respectful)
Jailers = Foundation (Less than GOC)
Bookburners = GOC (outright Hostile)
Madmen = CI (unfriendly)
Merchants = MCD (mostly neutral)
Manni charity (neutral to friendly)