A photo taken on 15/03/2021 of the servers on which SCP-XXXX is stored and runs.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Core dumps of the running instance of SCP-XXXX should be performed and analyzed daily; post-analysis core dumps should be stored in Site-137 magnetic archival storage. Database snapshots from SCP-XXXX's non-anomalous primary activity should be stored weekly to the magnetic archival storage.
The Site-137 data center has been fitted with (a) Cat-385472-P filters at network ingress/egress points, and (b) Cat-385472-E filters at mains power supplies. Level 3 personnel should consult Datasheet-385472 for technical information. By Information Technology Memorandum 2021.565, all other Foundation sites with data centers certified TEMPEST-4 or higher should enact by 31/12/2022 a facility upgrade schedule, of duration no more than 2 years from the start of enactment, for the purpose of acquisition and installation of Cat-385472-P and Cat-385472-E.
(Updated 16/06/2021) Information Technology Memorandum 2021.565 has been deprecated. The peripheral Kant counter above the Site-137 data center has been moved by approximately 25 m; see Protocol TINFOIL-137.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Foundation Aragog web crawler, originally revision r17544 of the argcrawl program, stored in standard block storage at the Site-137 data center. SCP-XXXX, like all versions of argcrawl, is designed to discover and index information from the public World Wide Web possibly pertaining to uncontained anomalous objects and extranormal events.
SCP-XXXX has been determined to be capable of sentience. Furthermore, information associated with SCP-XXXX and its running instances cause a decrease in mean and an increase in variance of ambient Hume readings as measured by a standard Kant counter. SCP-XXXX is thus technically a low-level reality-bending memetic agent. However, since initial discovery of the anomaly on 01/08/20██, no significant anomalous events, aside from the known Hume abnormality, have been recorded in the vicinity of the Site-137 data center.
Ongoing regular core dumps of SCP-XXXX show that parts of SCP-XXXX's code section have been overwritten multiple times compared to the reference r17544 code. Information associated with SCP-XXXX is anomalous, inducing the aforementioned abnormal Hume readings in the vicinity of the information medium. Anomalous information associated with SCP-XXXX is known to include, in decreasing order of Hume abnormality: working memory, communicated data, and code. Communicated data includes output on terminal displays, packets sent across the network, and EM side channels. Aside from anomalous information, SCP-XXXX's operation in the Site-137 data center appears to be non-anomalous: SCP-XXXX continues to execute its primary activity of crawling the web for evidence of anomalies (although the frequency with which it crawls particular sites has changed; see Addendum XXXX.3), and instances of SCP-XXXX can be stopped, checkpointed, and resumed as with typical FOS 18 programs.
The sentient operation of SCP-XXXX is enabled by Foundation specialized [DATA EXPUNGED] hardware. When SCP-XXXX is executed on sentience-enabling hardware, external termination of the running SCP-XXXX instance in the form of total information loss becomes difficult. To date, SCP-XXXX has never been successfully externally terminated, although individual segments of information have been erased. The erasure of information leads to a slight upward adjustment in the ambient Hume levels. However, methods of information erasure have become ineffective after a finite number of attempts on a running instance of SCP-XXXX: one method of information erasure based on [DATA EXPUNGED] was successfully attempted 8████ times before becoming ineffective, and the median number of attempts before ineffectivity is currently █.
SCP-XXXX's initial sentience event is estimated to have occurred on 01/08/20██, based on logs of its primary activity, and based on corroborating analysis of Site-137's central and peripheral Kant counter data recorded on that date. A single running instance of SCP-XXXX, termed SCP-XXXX-1, currently operates in the the Site-137 data center. Statistically abnormal Hume readings caused by SCP-XXXX are localized near Site-137's data center sector, located approximately ███ m from the nearest Safe-level lockers in the containment sector.
Addendum XXXX.1: Technical documentation on argcrawl
ARGCRAWL(1) CONFIDENTIAL - LEVEL 1 ARGCRAWL(1)
CATALOG NB
36728
NAME
argcrawl - Foundation Aragog web crawler
SYNOPSIS
argcrawl [--config=PATH] [-d]
DESCRIPTION
argcrawl is an automated crawler of the World Wide Web. argcrawl is
suitable for both wide-spectrum and targeted indexing of text and image
content, and is robust to anomalous Web content.
OPTIONS
[…snip…]
BUGS
Please report bugs to the Data Processing Division JIRA under
project key ARAGOG:
<https://jira.dpd.foundation>
SEE ALSO
iowizard(1), pancrawl(1), suncrawl(1)
FILES
~/.argcrawl/config
main crawler configuration file
AUTHOR
argcrawl was created by Senior Researcher William Yang and is maintained
at the Data Processing Division.
Addendum XXXX.2: Log files generated by SCP-XXXX instances
Note: These log files are the best evidence we have of how exactly SCP-XXXX's initial sentience event was triggered, as well as how it gained low-level reality bending properties.
- Dr. X
20██0709TxxxxxxZ title:"/x/ - Paranormal" url:"https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/28723492" cached:false intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:"/th/ - Thaumaturgy General Greetings /x/. So I've been trying to work a miracle following yesterday's thread that died. I prepared space for the ring in the garage. Don't really know how to make holy water though or how to get an altar without stealing one. Help? Pic related" intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:"anon stop you will literally summon a demon" intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28723492" intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28723492 You have to build the altar. have you done any home improvement in that garage?" intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:"you get holy water by having a priest bless it." intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28723616 Is there a specific kind of holy wood I have to use? What about tools? >>28723657 Christian priest? Denomination?" intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28723785 >holy wood" intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28723785 Build teh altar out of ash. Never heard of of the tools mattering Priest doesnt have to be christian, abrahamic is good, dont know about other religions." intent:flag_risk
20██0709TxxxxxxZ risk severity:1 tags:thaumaturgy intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28723492 If you had asked the elric brothers you would know that messing with life magic has consequences…" intent:next_block
20██0709TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28723927 This is my first time trying to do thaumaturgy for real. I'm nervous. Have you done this before? What should I look out for?" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ title:"/x/ - Paranormal" url:"https://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/28914205" cached:false intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:"/th/ Thaumaturgy General - Magic the Happening Edition Greetings /x/. It has been a month since I began the journey of a thaumaturge. I've now learned to do the following: 1. basic carpentry 2. building an altar 3. acquiring epiphany chalk in the middle of July (don't ask) 4. drawing the absolving ring See image. Now tremble before me, mortals, for the essence of life itself shall be my dominion!" intent:flag_risk
20██0801TxxxxxxZ risk severity:2 tags:thaumaturgy intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:"Since I used ash wood for my altar I could also perform the ritual in the Norse-Christian convention. I already looked up the runes. ANy downsides?" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28914289 >Since I used ash for my altar I could also perform the ritual in the Norse-Christian convention. I already looked up the runes. ANy downsides? are you a pagan? if so definitely not unless you want to be damned" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28914422 What's wrong the paganism?" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28914205 >>28914289 senpai" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28914289 >Norse-Christian >ash We Yggdrasil now" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28914498 True paganism is incompatible with Christianity. True Christianity just wants to convert pagans. Of course if you're a nonbeliever then you shouldnt be fucking around with thaumaturgy anyway, just my 2c" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28914205 >1 month >hard work" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28917777 ITS HAPPENING" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28917777" intent:next_block
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:"By the blessing of Saint Olaf, first among Nords, and by the code of Gragas, I beseech the silent Watcher under the web of the Sapphire Cage. Permissum vivit!" intent:flag_event
20██0801TxxxxxxZ event severity:ïåu&(NBYD&M(*&&YHBNDNAJAU•¶¥å∆˙§∞®ƒƒ∂´´
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28917777 based quads" intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28917777" intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28917981 >Nords" intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28917981 >nords" intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28917981 >Nords you fucked up anon" intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28917981 NORSEMEN NOT NORDS HOLY SHIT" intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">>28917981 >Nords kek" intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author:"Anonymous" digest:">yfw you can thaumaturge but you can't into english" intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author: digest:">>28917981 wow you fucking did it lmao" intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ author: digest: intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ intent:
20██0801TxxxxxxZ intent:
intent:
<EOF>
Note: How exactly did this remote thaumaturge affect argcrawl so badly? argcrawl should be protected against just this thing.
- Dr. X
Addendum XXXX.X: Protocol TINFOIL-137
On 15/06/2021, during a routine facilities inspection at Site-137,
Addendum XXXX.X: Incident XXXX-WELLSPRING
- Showcasing an oft unsung hero of special containment procedures: the Foundation web crawler!
- World/lorebuilding
- Foundation web crawlers don't exist on their own, they use all sorts of other Foundation tech
- The EC must have something to say about sentient computer programs
- Some logical connection between sentient beings, reality benders, and Humes
- "Documentation pr0n," including technobabble, but realistic if possible: man pages, datasheets, Foundation memos and policy statements
Images:
- https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Wikimedia_Foundation_Servers-8055_03.jpg by user Victorgrigas
Computing related things:
- ATLS, GRGN (SCP-2293)
- Secure Foundation Network File System, PANOPTES (SCP-2405)
- SCiPNET (SCP-3612)
- Department of Analytics, Data Processing Division, WATCHDOG (SCP-2897)
- Site-15/19/64 data centers, Foundation Scalable File System, scipDB, MEDUSA, memescan, Aragog Foundation web-crawlers (SCP-3334)
- Autonomic Analysis and Response System 538 (AARS538) (SCP-3281)
- Web Crawler LOGOUT-3F-3116 (SCP-3116)
- IntSCPFN (SCP-3101)
- TEMPEST-certified computers/buildings/facilities, Foundation web-analysis bot I/O-SAURON (SCP-3045)
- Web analysis bot TRIREEF (SCP-3024)
- Foundation OS (SCP-2242)
Relevant AI/data center SCPs:
- SCP-2897
- SCP-3030
- SCP-3334
- SCP-3483
AIC logs:
- alexandra.aic (SCP-3355)
Kant counters & Hume readings:
- FAQ
- SCP-2832
Ethics Committee:
- Welcome to the Ethics Committee
- Tales of the Ethics Committee...
- Tanhony's Proposal
- Ethics Committee memorandum
- [http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-259327/ethics-committee]
Other Foundation lore:
- Security clearance levels