SCP-5000-J 'YEAH TOAST!'

SCP-5000-J

object class: keter

Special containment procedures: If 5000-J is to ever breach containment that is the only time defense protocol zeta is to be administered.

description: 5000-J looks like a shy guy from the popular game series super Mario bros.. if 5000-J sees ANY human, 5000-J will shout 'YEAH TOAST' and then fire slices of toast out