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SCP-XXXX in action
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a modified humanoid containment cell constructed from reinforced steel at Site-17. Modified humanoid provisions grant SCP-XXXX a simple bed, mirror, desk with a chair, 20-inch television with reception limited to historical documentary channels, and a bookshelf stocked with informative, historical, and books as per the subject’s request. SCP-XXXX is to be left preoccupied with entertainment sources within its containment cell, and any further requests must be evaluated before being approved by the Site Director. SCP-XXXX is cooperative to the Foundation's standard humanoid containment procedures and requests.
In an event of a Containment Breach, MTF Epsilon-11 "Nine-Tailed Fox" is to be dispatched along with MTF Nu-7 "Hammer Down" at Site 17, Priority C, and Code: SUPERBLUE, if SCP XXXX were to be in a state of violent psychosis. However, in under no circumstances should any Site Security Personnel or Mobile Task Force operatives display any form of proactive aggression against SCP XXXX since there is a probable chance of it displaying psychological signs of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder(PTSD) and this will cause SCP-XXXX to regress into its barbaric state, using any weapons that it can acquire and will actively hunt its aggressors down and terminate them with a 90% success rate. (See Addendum, Experiment/003/201█)
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity made up of [DATA EXPUNGED] that seems to mimic any atomic structure it comes into contact with and can specifically mimic certain materials of its own accord. (See Addendum, Experiment/002/201█). It is capable of taking the form of any humanoid appearance, clothing, and sex as well as mimic vocal patterns. However, it often assumes the appearance of an unmarked Mobile Task Force operative, the closest resemblance to an MTF Nu-7 “Hammer Down” operative at a height of 1.83 meters. SCP-XXXX is shown to be extremely proficient with military-grade weapons and even demonstrate military tactics specifically employed from the United States Special Operations Forces.
In a process similar to mitosis, in an event of aggression, SCP-XXXX will clone itself by replicating its mass before separating. However, SCP-XXXX cannot maintain this state beyond two hours or it will suffer symptoms of:
- Nausea
- Drowsiness
- General loss of focus
So far only three clones in total have been recorded, it’s unknown whether or not it can go beyond that, but the consequences maintaining that state seems to make it less likely. Each clone is a perfect copy of the original host. Further test indicates that each clone works in unison and seems to follow one leader. (See Addendum, Experiment/001/201█)
In its cloned state, two clones (SCP-XXXX-B and C, in no particular order) seem to follow one leader clone (SCP-XXXX-A), and operates in unison without any verbal communication, presumably through telepathy. Instances were recorded by GOC PHYSICS Strike Team "Viper" came into contact with SCP-XXXX in Ruby, Yukon River, Alaska. The PHYSICS Strike Team engaged SCP-XXXX in a firefight and was outmaneuvered and outclassed by SCP-XXXX's superior communication and topographical knowledge of the environment.
A Platoon of MTF Epsilon-6 "Village Idiots" arrived to secure the entity, only to be left with SCP-XXXX surrendering, surrounded by deceased GOC operatives (See Mobile Task Force Epsilon-6 Combat Footage 3/12/2015). SCP-XXXX expressed relief towards the Foundation’s presence, and followed containment procedures without any resistance, SCP-XXXX motives leaves to be questioned.
SCP-XXXX constantly exhibits nihilistic views about existence in general, however, there are instances where SCP-XXXX exhibited optimistic responses about life and the progression of humanity as a species (See Addendum, Interview/001/201█).
SCP XXXX can rapidly regenerate itself and has been observed growing various protrusions from its limbs, such as claws and foot blades among others. Despite this, lethal wounds sustained by SCP XXXX appear to inflict pain on the entity as it would a normal human. This can be used to pacify the entity, however, has not been shown to effectively terminate it.
- PHYSICS Strike Team "Viper" Combat Footage 3/12/2015
- Mobile Task Force Epsilon-6 Combat Footage 3/12/2015
- Ruby, Alaska Known Threat Entity Encounter Result 3/12/2015
Overview
[A Six-Man Strike Team with 2 AH-64E Apache Guardians as close air support was dispatched to Ruby, Alaska in 0100 after the sighting of a polymorphic humanoid attacking several villagers who were observed to be hunting small game. The PTE(Potential Threat Entity) was automatically designated as Level 4 Parathreat as soon as it actively slaughtered 4 villagers who participated in the small game hunt, morphing both of its upper limbs into sharp blades- mutilating its victims under 5 seconds. On-site Assessment Team subsequently dispatched PHYSICS Strike Team "Viper" who were composed of 6 former MARSOC Marine Raiders who were geared with Standard Field Dresses(Black Suits).]
Time: 0110
[The sounds of the 2 Apache Attack Helicopters echoed around the dark sky as they begin to wait to engage the Parathreat.]
**Pyro 01: ** Good luck out there boys, We got your ass covered. Proceeding to scan the area for the Tango Echo.
Cottonmouth 01: Roger that Pyro 01- alright Cottonmouths, A-Team has officially designated a recent appearance of a PTE in Ruby, Alaska. It is now officially a level 4 Parathreat, it's killing innocent civvies out there- let's do our world a favor by liquidating this entity.
Cottonmouth 02: Understood TL, can't wait to put a bullet in its head.
[Cottonmouth 03 and Cottonmouth 04 immediately sets up a sniper's nest meanwhile Cottonmouth 05 and Cottonmouth 06 is establishing an improvised MG nest at the top of an embankment 100 meters away East from the Sniper's nest.]
Cottonmouth 03: KTE(Known Threat Entity) Yellow at 11 o'clock North of your position Cottonmouth 01, permission to engage.
Cottonmouth 01: Fire at will.
Cottonmouth 03: Firing. [Cottonmouth 03 pulls the trigger of his suppressed Barett M82]
[The .50 BMG Armor-piercing round quickly struck the Parathreat's head within a 1.6 centisecond timeframe. A loud bang was heard, followed by the bullet ricocheting from its head and KTE Yellow stumbles to the ground before regaining balance and materializing a part of its body into an M4A1 SOPMOD, it quickly morphed into an unmarked MTF operative and began firing at Cottonmouth 03 and 04's position]
Cottonmouth 04: What the fuck!? The SCP Foundation is behind this!?
Cottonmouth 03: TARGET IS TRIGGERED
[Cottonmouth 03 began to empty the 5 round .50 BMG magazine at KTE Yellow, the threat quickly transforms its left arm into a tactical shield. The rest of the .50 BMG AP bullets ricochet from the shield while KTE Yellow runs into one of the village buildings at 20 meters per second, meanwhile, Cottonmouth 05 and 06 begin to unload their M249 SAW at KTE Yellow's general position. Cottonmouth 01 and Cottonmouth 02 began pursuit towards a small house which was designated as Point Alpha.]
Cottonmouth 01: Stay frosty, target seems to be resistant to ballistic weaponry. [Sprints at Point Alpha meanwhile 02 is behind providing rear security]
Cottonmouth 03: And absurdly fast too.
Pyro 02: Engaging KTE Yellow.
[Pyro 02 began unloading salvos of Hydra-70 unguided rockets at Point Alpha, multiple rockets impact the house- obliterating it into piles of rubble. Pyro 01 was approximately 500 meters away, East from Pyro 02's position. Pyro 01 began launching AGM-114 Hellfire missiles which were designed to destroy or cripple modern day tanks.]
Cottonmouth 05: KTE Yellow seems to be popping a smokescreen, performing suppressive fire! [Cottonmouth 05 unloads his M249 at Point Alpha while White smoke was beginning to spread around Point Alpha in a 50-meter radius]
[8 consecutive explosions caused by multiple launched AGM-114 Hellfire missiles pounded Point Alpha's position without any disruptions, the white hot smoke was dispersed and followed by large dust clouds.]
Pyro 01: Hits confirmed! Continue the pressure Cottonmouths! Target is sustaining damage!
Cottonmouth 01 [Takes out his Panzerfaust 3, He aims it at Point Alpha] Back Blast! Back Blast!
Cottonmouth 02 [Quickly moves at Cottonmouth 01's right side and starts firing 3 round bursts at Point Alpha]
[Cottonmouth 01 pulls the trigger of his Panzerfaust 3, the HE rocket accelerates and comes into contact at Point Alpha, subsequently exploding. He quickly reloads another HE rocket, aims down its sights, and fires again- resulting in another explosion, he disposes the Panzerfaust 3 and aims his HK-416 just in case.]
Cottonmouth 01: That definitely wouldn't leave it unharmed- [Cottonmouth 01 begins firing HK-416] HOLY SHIT there's thr- [Multiple 5.56 rounds quickly plunge deep into Cottonmouth 01's throat and head, he falls limp to the ground]
Cottonmouth 02: OH FUC- [Cottonmouth 02 manages to fire 2 rounds at KTE Yellow's position before subsequently terminated from volleys of precise gunfire directed to his collarbone and eyesockets]
Pyro 02: Target has already regenerated! It's also a Type red!
Cottonmouth 03: No shit Sherlock! [Cottonmouth 03 fires one .50 BMG High Explosive at KTE Yellow, the round comes into contact with its head and explodes, the Parathreat falls to the ground squirming, Cottonmouth 03 Begins crawling to reposition] Begin repositioning!
Cottonmouth 04: Roger! [Cottonmouth 04 quickly pops a smokescreen in their position]
[A black blur appearing a split second was seen in Cottonmouth 06's camera before disappearing.]
Pyro 01: This is Pyro 01- We're sustaining small arms gunfire at the Turboshaft engine, gunner's sensor turret, and PNVS is also down! We'll have to pull back- [Three 5.56 bullets hit the left armored canopy, cracking them. Pyro 01 immediately withdraws from the Area of Operations.]
Pyro 02: Launching Hellfires- [As soon as 1 AGM-114 was launched from one of its pylons, a 5.56x45mm NATO collides with the missile, causing a series of premature explosions. The AH-64E Apache Guardian begins to crash down the ground while in flames.]
Cottonmouth 05: Deep-Six! Deep-Six! [Cottonmouth 05 unloads the whole M249 magazine at Point Alpha]
[Loud gunfire was heard from 500 meters west of their position. Loud thuds was heard beside Cottonmouth 05's position while clumps of dirt began raining down on his head. He flinches downwards and focuses his direction at West before a 5.56x45mm NATO round fired from Point Alpha hits his neck, rupturing his carotid artery.]
Cottonmouth 03: This Parathreat is fucking good! [Bullets zip past Cottonmouth 03's head, a bullet hits his left shoulder, although it did not penetrate the Standard Field Dress, it transferred lethal amounts of kinetic energy to fracture his left humerus bone. He instinctively rolls to grab his left shoulder in which a bullet fired from Point Alpha hits his mandible.]
[Cottonmouth 04 was pinned down from consecutive gunfire from West and North of his position, they seemed to alternate from shot to shot. A bullet smashes against his left Scapula followed by the sound of gunshot from behind his back, he winces in pain.]
Cottonmouth 04: Argh! motherfu- [Cottonmouth 04's plate carrier was grabbed from the back, he was lifted from the ground.]
[Cottonmouth 04 was held in the neck, his gasp for air, now audible. The unmarked MTF operative was holding him, Cottonmouth 04 throws a right hook against its face. A loud pop from his right fist was heard.]
Cottonmouth 04: You piece of shit- I knew the Foundation was up to something!
[Two gunshots were heard from Cottonmouth 04's back, presumably, KTE Yellow's clones were confirming their kill on Cottonmouth 03. The two copies of itself appear on each of his sides, staring at him while their eyes were bio-luminescent red. KTE Yellow balls its left hand into a fist, Cottonmouth 04 chuckles in response.]
Cottonmouth 04: I bet my grandma hits harder than you [He spits on KTE Yellow's face]
[The camera mounted on Cottonmouth 04's helmet came flying a split second before landing on the ground, revealing a headless Cottonmouth 04 and blood splatters coating the three clones of KTE Yellow, presumably Cottonmouth 04's head was obliterated by the sheer force of the punch.]
[End of Combat Footage]
[Time Elapsed: 3 Minutes]
Overview
[After receiving a leaked transmission from one of the Foundation's field agents working under The Global Occult Coalition's PHYSICS Division Assessment Team who subsequently exfiltrated as soon as Strike Team "Viper" was in the Area of Operations. A platoon of MTF Epsilon-6 callsign "Village Idiots" was immediately dispatched via CH-47 Chinook after the location was confirmed.]
Time: 0115
[The CH-47 lands 200 meters away North of Point Alpha, The platoon of MTF Epsilon-6 Operatives form a defensive position at the side of the heavy-lift chopper, the CH-47 Chinook powers down its engines as the MTF begins to clear the whole village, checking for civilians to apply Class A amnestics via aerosol spray.]
Hotel 01[Radio]: This is Hotel 01, civilians are hiding in the church. Preparing to unleash Class-A amnestics.
Civilian: Are you from the US Military? There's been a recent rumor of a monster rampaging throughout the forest. We've heard multiple gunfire and explosions!
Hotel 01: Yes Ma'am we are from the US Army, we've been dispatched to deal with the threat accordingly, please remain calm and inhale the vapor of this canister [Hotel 01 shows a black spray] Don't worry, it's not toxic- it's a stimulant to lower cortisol levels- which is your stress hormone, stay put the rest of our team is currently tracking this monster.
[Hotel 1 to Hotel 3 proceeded to apply Class-A amnestics to a group of 100+ civilians in the church, meanwhile, the rest of squad A starts firing 40mm cartridges(Filled with Class-A amnestics) from their M32 Grenade Launcher to each building, ensuring everybody was exposed to amnestics. Squad B began sweeping the outskirts of the village to search the SCP. Several corpses were found, judging from the uniform and patch- they were a Strike Team sent by the GOC to terminate this threat. They began to take the deceased Operatives' camera memory cards for further investigation.]
Hotel 18: Hotel 01 this is Hotel 18, we've spotted an unknown at the Embankment, 50 meters away from our position… It's wearing our uniform [The entity's IR patches were glowing in their Night Vision Goggles] Chips! Respond or we will engage!
[The entity raises its hands] I don't know the countersign! Just apprehend me. [The entity faces at their direction] Oh thank god it's you guys.
[As Hotel 18, 19, and 20 approached the entity. The entity simply lies down to the ground, placing both of its hands behind its back while raising both of its legs upwards.]
Unknown: I ain't resisting, no point in engaging a fight against all of you…
[Hotel 20 applies handcuffs and leg cuffs to the Entity while aiding the entity to stand up. Hotel 20 points at the two corpses(Cottonmouth 03 and Cottonmouth 04)]
Hotel 20: Holy shit, you did all of this?
Unknown: [The entity nods]
Hotel 19: So what happened to that guy? [Points at the headless body]
Unknown: I popped his head by punching it.
Hotel 19: Damn, that's metal as fuck.
Hotel 18: Enough fooling around, we've already apprehended Subject Alpha, the sooner we're out, the better it is for all of us.
[Subject Alpha was subsequently escorted back into the Chinook with Hotel 19 and Hotel 20]
Hotel 01[Radio]: This is Hotel 01, give me your sitrep over.
Hotel 18[Radio] This is Hotel 18, Subject Alpha didn't show any signs of resistance, very compliant and uh… I got a headless body that's FUBARed and another corpse with a shattered mandible. The rest of the B team are currently cleaning out the evidence and retrieving the rest of the bodies.
Hotel 01[Radio]: Understood we're nearly done here, Hotel 01 out.
[The SCP retrieval operation was successful, the humanoid SCP did not show any signs of resistance nor was it aggressive to the Mobile Task Force deployed to secure it. MTF Epsilon-6 callsign "Village Idiots" departed 6 minutes after retrieving corpses and eliminating pieces of evidence such as bullet casings and bloodstains. Additional Field Operatives from the Foundation began clearing out the messes caused by the Strike Team. The SCP Foundation with the cooperation of the Global Occult Coalition's PSYCHE Division had disseminated fake information for the Alaska State Government to officially report that the cause of the destruction and deaths of 4 villagers in Ruby was the cause of a foreign terrorist group.]
[End of Combat Footage]
[Time Elapsed: 6 Minutes]
[MTF Epsilon-6 Commander █████, with the approval of the O5 council, has successfully retrieved the corpses of PHYSICS Strike Team "Viper" and returned them to the GOC Commanding officer of PHYSICS Division along with their weapons and memory cards of their cameras. In return, the Commanding officer of the PHYSICS Division who observed the attempted liquidation operation against KTE Yellow provided a copy of a hard drive that recorded the operation from an RQ-4 Global Hawk's view. Several feats were noted during the encounter.]
- KTE Yellow survived a direct hit at the head by a .50 BMG Armor Piercing round.
- KTE Yellow is able to survive a barrage of Hydra-70 rockets fired from an Attack Helicopter.
- KTE Yellow is also able to survive a volley of 8 Hellfire missiles.
- KTE Yellow exhibits Full Regenerative capabilities.
- KTE Yellow was flickering to the Global Hawk's FLIR camera, it can generate an IR Beacon which can be mistaken as a friendly force
- KTE Yellow morphed a part of its body into a Tactical shield and an M4A1 SOPMOD, Tactical shield is durable enough to shrug off .50 BMG AP bullets
- KTE Yellow also suffered significant amounts of damage from the 2 HE rockets fired by Cottonmouth 01 via Panzerfaust 3
- KTE Yellow was seen to split into 2 more copies of itself, the two clones of itself are neither visible nor were flickering in the FLIR camera
- KTE Yellow seems to be weak against explosives and will take catastrophic amounts of damage, as seen when Cottonmouth 03 fired an explosive .50 BMG round to KTE Yellow's head
- KTE Yellow exhibits unbelievable feats of precision when using military-grade firearms against its targets
- KTE Yellow was recorded to move at speeds comparable to a lightning bolt after extensive analysis from the Foundation's staff
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Doctor Karlson
<Begin Log>
Dr. Karlson: So, you're the new SCP. A report from MTF Commander █████ stated that you've brutally dispatched GOC's PHYSICS Strike Team "Viper" only to surrender to MTF Epsilon-6, you simply let yourself be brought to our custody, why is that?
SCP-XXXX: Simple, I know the fundamentals of this foundation, there's no point in terminating one of the Foundation's top of the line operatives. Besides [Sighs] I'd rather be contained than be liquidated on spot by those Occult jarheads. Although, the Foundation and the GOC have the same end goal, to prevent humanity from getting annihilated by those… things, I prefer containment than a meaningless death.Dr. Karlson: So you're basically implying, you wish to aid the Foundation's efforts in containing and maintaining normalcy to the public?
SCP-XXXX: Yes, nobody likes chaos and anarchy.
Dr. Karlson: Why do you wish to help us? What's your motive behind it?
SCP-XXXX: To make amends.
Dr. Karlson: Can you elaborate?
SCP-XXXX: Before I became… what I am right now, the universe in which I originated from was destroyed by an entity with a power so unfathomable, you can pretty much claim it to be Omnipotent. I have failed to protect and aid the Foundation in safeguarding Humankind, and I feel like an absolute failure, to exist and not contribute to my species as a whole…
Dr. Karlson: If that is the case, how are you alive? In fact, why are you here?
SCP-XXXX: Thank the "Source" for that, my perverse need to survive and carry on is most likely the case, the reason I have this anomalous capability. As for the other question, I don't know- it's a matter of probability, I cannot choose where I can exist, in a way- it's both a blessing and a curse…
Dr. Karlson: Alright, we will tackle about that later on- as for the next question, why are you requesting for informative books and a bed in your containment cell?
SCP-XXXX: Despite being an SCP myself, I want to know more about this world and I have a limit to my stamina, simply put- I get tired pretty easily.
Dr. Karlson: The Foundation is a prison, not a luxury hotel, also why are you telling me about your physiological needs and capability?
SCP-XXXX: I'm telling you snippets of my abilities and limits to give you guys a fighting chance, in case I go… out of control. [Clenches both of its hands into a fist]Dr. Karlson: Okay, why is there a need for us to provide you books every now and then?
SCP-XXXX: I'm only asking for the minimum Doc' this subconscious side of me is constantly compelling me to kill, and inflict pain. Preoccupying me with something like making me read books or talk to people. I don't care who-1 you're both aiding me and the foundation, I know you want to know more about me and I also want to know more about where I am now. It's a win-win situation.
Dr. Karlson: Any more suggestions for me to write a petition to the Site Director?SCP-XXXX: A television with a cable connection that's specifically about historical documentaries, but I doubt the Site Director would allow such a thing. Other than that, the only minimum requirement to keep me in check is interpersonal communication or let me read books, small talk distracts me as well, but I doubt the foundation would allow such a thing- the foundation doesn't allow something if it doesn't benefit them.
Dr. Karlson: If you are to go berserk- hopefully not. The containment cell you'll be placed in is secure enough to prevent a containment breach.SCP-XXXX: I doubt that, as much as I hate killing anyone-
Dr. Karlson: You seem to be very civilized, tell me- what do you think of life in general?
SCP-XXXX: Life has no meaning, we exist to procreate and make various meanings out of what we encounter.
Dr. Karlson: Yet, you are trying so hard to cherish life itself but at the same time, is so good at taking it, if life has no meaning- why not end your life?
SCP-XXXX: Because there's no point in ending my life, just because I know life has no meaning in general, doesn't make it an excuse for someone to commit suicide, using nihilism as a reason to commit suicide is very shallow in my opinion
Dr. Karlson: Fair point, moving on. What do you think of religion in general?
SCP-XXXX: [Sighs] I have a bad feeling you might use this as some sort of counter-argument against its followers, but oh well… Religion in itself is the best and lazy way for someone to explain everything. It has its ups and downs, mainly it's one great tool to control the masses and create fraudulent claims while saying: "God did it". You can pretty much call anything God, esoteric cults would most likely classify any reality benders their God because of their unexplainable qualities.
Dr. Karlson: Do you know that there are SCPs who claim to be gods themselves?
SCP-XXXX: [Laughs hysterically] Ahh, how egotistical of them- I usually give them the benefit of the doubt, but they're either lying, letting you listen to cosmic levels of bullshit, or joking. I would like to meet them personally. That's if the Site Director allows it.
Dr. Karlson: I'll keep that in mind, it would be an interesting case for the Foundation to archive. Although, there are SCPs who have supernatural abilities or godly powers
SCP-XXXX: Doc, just because they have anomalous qualities, doesn't mean they're automatically a God, if we follow that flawed logic, I could be considered as a neigh indestructible God because of my abilities.
Dr. Karlson: What do you think of humanity?
SCP-XXXX: Pretty great, they make problems even though there's no need to and fix them, and each of those new problems and the way they solve it is so open-ended that you can make an infinitely long qualitative research about it. You can learn a lot about humanity, both the stupid and brilliant shit they've done. It makes me happy whenever I witness innovation to not just humanity, but other civilizations as well.
Dr. Karlson: So that means you've also co-existed with other alien civilizations?
SCP-XXXX: More or less, yeah. Using my shapeshifting abilities, it wasn't that hard blending into their flock, but integrating myself to their traditions is pretty hard- there's also language too.
Dr. Karlson: Come to think of it, how were you able to eliminate those Strike Team Operatives? besides utilizing your anomalous abilities?
SCP-XXXX: I simply utilized what I have learned from my old occupation and used my abilities, it's pretty unconventional and I've pulled off odd tactics that wouldn't normally work to military personnel in the line of duty due to… certain criteria needed to execute such absurd maneuvers.
Dr. Karlson: So, what were you doing during 1:04 AM?
SCP-XXXX: Trying my fucking best not to utterly scour the entire village. Thank fucking god the Foundation's Mobile Task Forces arrived a minute after… if they were a few minutes late, who knows what would've happened as soon as I've recovered from my fatigue. It's a constant battle in my mind against my other… selves2. When one of your operatives came to apprehend me, I was really happy to be brought into custody.
Dr. Karlson: You seem to know a lot, what’s your connection to the Foundation?
SCP-XXXX: Let me start with a portion of my backstory- I was a former Master Sergeant from US Army's Combat Applications Group, saw action in a lot of locations around the world. I applied to become one of the Foundation's Mobile Task Force if I could remember correctly. It was MTF Delta 1 "Hasty Jumpers" without blabbering too much about it, we went into places that are normally off-limits to the Foundation due to… political restrictions inspired by you guessed it- the GOC themselves.Dr. Karlson: Why should we believe you? What's preventing us from thinking you're a double agent from one of our hostile Groups of Interest?
SCP-XXXX: First of all, I cannot actively spy on the Foundation if I am constantly being monitored, second of all- I am always locked down in a facility that has heavy surveillance assets and security personnel, Third of all- how am I able to communicate to other fellow agents, assuming I have any connections to any Groups of Interests right now? I certainly wont be able to send out encrypted messages because of the said reasons.
Dr. Karlson: Reasonable points, but it won't utterly convince us to be cautious.
SCP-XXXX: I totally agree, if I was one of the major benefactors of the Foundation, I certainly would've fired a lot of people if they actually agreed with me.
Dr. Karlson: [The doctor starts to reach into a portfolio, taking out stacks of paper while shuffling it] Huh, very odd. There are no records of this so-called Delta 1 "Hasty Jumpers" [Looks up] but you do realize you're going to be officially branded as a Known Threat Entity by the GOC right?
SCP-XXXX: [Scoffs] Not the first time, besides I officially don't belong in this universe to begin with… and to extend your question, I think I'd be classified as Type Orange Level 3 or 4 threat from those stuck up bureaucrats who hide behind their podiums. Then again, since I'm volunteering myself to be contained by the Foundation, my best guess is that they'll classify me as Threat Level 0 or 1 and I prefer it to be that way, needlessly killing people is distasteful in my opinion.Dr. Karlson: For someone who wiped out an entire PHYSICS Strike Team in under three minutes, and needlessly massacring civilians, that's quite the sentiment, but anyway- there's no Type Orange. It seems you are mistaken. In your universe, assuming you aren't lying to me right now, what is Type Orange?
SCP-XXXX: Type Orange is a term coined by GOC High Command, it refers to an anomalous enhanced humanoid with rapid regenerative properties. Also, I may be an SCP but I have standards as much any humanoid monstrosity you got holed up in here.
Dr. Karlson: Interesting… so the GOC combines their Type colors to make something new, in case Threat Entities have capabilities that require two or more Types to properly classify it.
SCP-XXXX: [Tilts head] Is that not the case here?
Dr. Karlson: No, moving on… [Starts flipping pages] How did you gain those anomalous abilities?
SCP-XXXX: [Leans closer] Are you sure about this? If I describe it, you will also suffer symptoms from its infohazardous quality- for the sake of your safety, please do not ask any questions about the "Source" if you do, do prepare some Class B amnestics, please I don't… want to see any more suffering… [Starts sobbing]
Dr. Karlson: [Visibly confused] I understand the implications, assuming if everything you say is in order. But for the sake of the Foundation- it is a necessity for us to understand whatever is available about you. [Slides Recorder Closer]
SCP-XXXX: [Frowns] Suit yourself…
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Dr. Karlson: [Visibly distressed] I… regret that… I'll immediately consult for the administration of Class B amnestics…
SCP-XXXX: [Eyes turn bright red] I TOLD YOU! YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED, NOW YOU'LL SUFFER THE SAME WAY I AM NOW!
Dr. Karlson: So many realities, all so full of meaning yet so empty… Now I understand… There’s no point in anything is there? I envy ignorance… [Stands up and tries to smash his head against the concrete wall]SCP-XXXX: Ah shit, don't do this to me! [Hurriedly stands up]
Interview Result: Due to the Infohazardous effects of disclosing SCP-XXXX’s "Source" Dr. Karlson attempted to commit suicide by repeatedly bashing his own head against the wall. Two Security Personnel stationed outside the room quickly halted Dr. Karlson's efforts on killing himself, Class B Amnestic was administered immediately and the Doctor was sent into a padded cell, forced to wear a strap jacket, and a rag was placed in his mouth to prevent him from maiming himself. SCP-XXXX was subsequently escorted back to its containment cell.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Doctor Karlson
<Begin Log>
Dr. Karlson: [Sits down on a chair] Hello SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: Hey Doc' it's a pleasure to see you again, are you alright?
Dr. Karlson: Yes, of course, I've been debriefed as to what happened after the administration of Class B amnestics.
SCP-XXXX: How long has it been Doctor…?
Dr. Karlson: Doctor Karlson, it's been 10 days ever since I have been given some time off to recover.
SCP-XXXX: I'm really sorry about what happened Doc' I'll be more careful about answering topics about the "Source"Dr. Karlson: That's okay, Senior Foundation Staffs have agreed to be more cautious after the incident of Interview/001/201█.
SCP-XXXX: Great! please do start the interview.
Dr. Karlson: Alright, first things first. What happens if the foundation effectively terminates you?
SCP-XXXX: Well, apart from the Foundation losing a valuable asset when it comes to intelligence gathering on other SCPs. I'll simply….what's the best word to describe it… Hmmm… I'll simply respawn.Dr. Karlson: You mean resurrecting from the dead?
SCP-XXXX: It's not really complicated, the main feature of me coming back to "life" is that I'll simply reappear in a different universe. So in a way, I cannot achieve true death. Unless you use some sort of Keter Class or Thaumiel class reality bender that's able to fuck up the "Source"
Dr. Karlson: So that means, in Layman's term: You were killed by something, which is the reason you've respawned in this universe.
SCP-XXXX: Yes Doctor, I am also unable to return to the universe where I am terminated from, it's an unfortunate predicament for me, since if I effectively die in this universe- I cannot come back, I am living a futile life, so might as well help as much as I can whenever possible.
Dr. Karlson: I'm sorry SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: I appreciate your empathy, please continue the interview, we don't have a lot of time.
Dr. Karlson: Is the "Source" Omnipotent?SCP-XXXX: Obviously not, if it was- the "Source" would've had complete dominion over existence in general. However, it has the ability to bypass logic itself, ever heard of the term Metapotence?
Dr. Karlson: It's basically Omnipotence right?SCP-XXXX: No, Metapotence bypasses the concept of reason and understanding, the interesting part about Metapotence is the fact that it is not absolute… However, any entities that have such capabilities can make you think they are ALL powerful. To boil things down, being Metapotent allows anyone to do anything without any repercussions.
Dr. Karlson: Isn't that the case with Omnipotence?
SCP-XXXX: No Doctor, Omnipotence is absolute, Metapotence is not. You can generate or command something using Omnipotence and the result will be everlasting, you can do the same thing with Metapotence, but it has a higher chance of being overridden by a more powerful 3rd party force.
Dr. Karlson: [Nods slowly] Alright, are you Omniscient?
SCP-XXXX: [Laughs] Holy shit Doc I can't believe you asked that, do I look like I'm Omniscient?
Dr. Karlson: Enough with your satirical remark, answer the question.
SCP-XXXX: [Facepalm] Fine, I understand why the Foundation would ask that. The answer is an obvious no, if I was Omniscient, I would simply answer you before you could even ask your question, know when you'd abuse yourself, know when you'd be terminated for doing something stupid, hell- even know when a possible Containment Breach might even happen.
Dr. Karlson: Can you tell us something about the "Source" without triggering its Infohazardous effects?
SCP-XXXX: [Pauses] Sure, as long as I can relay it in a vague manner, I think anyone listening to it is pretty much safe.
Dr. Karlson: Describe the "Source" please.
SCP-XXXX: The "Source" is not an object nor is it an entity. It is an idea, a sort of narrative concept… I can't describe it really well so I might be beating around the bush, but it's the best explanation I can give out to the Foundation. I think the perfect jargon to describe the "Source" is it's a Narrativohazard.
Dr. Karlson: [Flinches] So.. it's that capable… Next question, is it on our side?
SCP-XXXX: It's neither, the "Source" does not openly disrupt different planes of existence, I hope that's the case. What I am absolutely sure is the fact that the "Source" is not sentient.
Dr. Karlson: If that is the case, why are you hopping to different universes left and right?
SCP-XXXX: I guess it's my inner subconscious to continue my pathetic drive to exist, as ironic as that sounds. I believe that's what drew the "Source" towards me.
Dr. Karlson: Can you explain your interactions between you and the "Source?"
SCP-XXXX: Sorry, no can do Doctor. If I did that, I'd break my agreement with it, and if I were to do that… I'd be in a shittier position and a ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario will happen.
Dr. Karlson: Are you able to alter reality around you?
SCP-XXXX: Nope, that's not what I've agreed on after coming into contact with the "Source" my only goal is to live a meaningless, petty life, playing politics is not what I came for.
Dr. Karlson: Have you encountered any High-level Reality benders?
SCP-XXXX: Most likely…
Dr. Karlson: Most likely?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, that's if I can perceive them in the first place, so I'm saying most likely because I might've encountered them, but not perceived them.
Dr. Karlson: Are there any SCPs like you?
SCP-XXXX: I'd say it's a possibility, it's not like the "Source" only picks me, so it's possible that it has interacted with multiple entities in different universes, but that's just my assumption. If I was omniscient, I would be able to answer that question with absolute confidence.Dr. Karlson: What would you do if you met an alternate universe of you in here?
SCP-XXXX: That would be really interesting and also if my alternate self has the same ability as me. It would be unwise to coerce us to go against each other for research purposes.
Dr. Karlson: [Chuckles] The Foundation is not that stupid.
SCP-XXXX: Exactly.
Dr. Karlson: I have a personal question
SCP-XXXX: Sure, go ahead.
Dr. Karlson: What's your name?
SCP-XXXX: Hm… I have so many aliases I can barely remember what's my true name… Let me think.
[20 Minutes Later]
Dr. Karlson: SCP-XXXX?
SCP-XXXX: Oh sorry, I was lost in my thoughts… My name is Ted P. Kharkov
Dr. Karlson: Thank you, Ted.SCP-XXXX: It's SCP-XXXX [Chortles]
Interview Result: The Interview proceeded without any issues, more information about SCP-XXXXs origin is slowly being uncovered, albeit slowly and steadily. It appears SCP-XXXX has taken a liking to Dr. Karlson during their second Interview. Site-17 Site Director has authorized to permit Dr. Karlson to operate with more freedom when it comes to interviewing SCP-XXXX.
Test A - 5/20/201█
Subjects: D-8475-1, D-8475-2, and D-8475-3
Procedure: To properly gauge the combat prowess of SCP-XXXX. Three D-class test subjects, former members of the Special Operations community who were dishonorably discharged for crimes against their respective nations. They were promised freedom if they were to incapacitate SCP-XXXX. The test site was 100 square meters in area, it was a wooden maze designed like a kill house for Close Quarters Battle(CQB) engagements.
Results: Subject D-8475-3 was shot in the head after peeking with his M4 Carbine at an adjacent angle 30 seconds after the start of the test against SCP-XXXX-B. D-8475-1 was immediately shot through the wall from SCP-XXXX-A as soon as he stacked with D-8475-2 to breach Room Alpha which was 3 square meters in size. SCP-XXXX-A was immediately incapacitated by a barrage of 7.62x39mm rounds shot through the wall by D-8475-2's AK-47. D-8475-2 was immediately dispatched by consecutive sniper fire to the chest and head from SCP-XXXX-C and SCP-XXXX-B. SCP-XXXX-C proceeds to merge with its copies before exhibiting mild symptoms of vertigo.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX can communicate with its copies without using the following:
- Hand signals
- Verbal Commands
- Field Codes
It is believed that SCP-XXXX can communicate telepathically among its copies, SCP-XXXX displays military Standard Operating Procedures(SOP) employed by US Army Rangers and US Army Special Forces3.
Test B - 5/21/201█
Subjects: SCP-XXXX
Procedure: SCP-XXXX was contained a 50x50 square meter testing chamber reinforced with tungsten alloy. Five different materials were placed on the ground, they were: Tungsten, Lead, Carbon Steel, Birch Wood, and Bullet resistant glassResults: SCP-XXXX was instructed to mimic the given materials while CS Gas was released into the chamber. SCP-XXXX was directly exposed to a mixture of metal powder and metal oxide, commonly known as Thermite. A handful of Thermite mixture was placed on the subject's hand and ignited. SCP-XXXX sustained little to no damage apart from its hand glowing bright orange. Various small arms fire ranging from pistol to sniper caliber were tested against SCP-XXXX and accomplished its intended results against the subject's mimicked materials. The final test was a 120mm APFSDS fired from a 120 mm L/44 M256A1 smoothbore gun. SCP-XXXX was obliterated into smaller pieces of itself along with the tungsten penetrator before slowly merging back into one and showing signs of nausea.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX can:
- Specifically choose the materials to mimic despite environmental disruption(purposely done by Foundation staff)
- Layer its structure by mimicking different materials with different structural integrity, making SCP-XXXX versatile in different situations
- Resist environmental hazards unleashed by the Foundation
Foundation staff has concluded that SCP-XXXX can combine different atomic structures from the material it has mimicked and use them instinctively, making SCP-XXXX versatile, durable, and combat effective.
Test C - 7/15/201█
Subjects: D-8476, D-8477, D-8478, D-8479, D-8480
Procedure: SCP-XXXX was safely relocated at Area-██. Before its temporary relocation, SCP-XXXX was not provided any entertainment, books nor interpersonal communication at this time. Area-██ is located in Antarctica. For Experiment/003/201█, 5 D class subjects were given winter camouflaged parkas, individual exfiltration points. D class subjects are to shoot at SCP-XXXX with suppressed AK-12s before proceeding to exfiltrate as fast as possible. 2 Mi-28 "Havoc" Attack Helicopters each fitted with an Artificial Intelligence pod which was placed into each Helicopters' cockpit. The 2 unmanned Russian made Attack Helicopters (callsign Hunter 1 and Hunter 2) are to engage against SCP-XXXX, using all weapons available.Results: SCP-XXXX quickly regressed into its barbaric state after being shot by multiple D- Class subjects and began hunting down the D-class subjects. Hunter 1 hovered at 500 meters and began unloading its 30mm Shipunov autocannon and unguided rockets at SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX morphed both of its arms into a tactical shield and was able to resist autocannon fire and unguided rocket fire, SCP-XXXX leaped at Hunter 1 and drop kicked the Attack Helicopter's nose. Hunter 1 was immediately obliterated from the kick and SCP-XXXX subsequently collided against the ground. Hunter 2 was hovering 5 Kilometers above ground, firing its Ataka Anti Tank Guided Missiles(ATGM) at SCP-XXXX. During this time SCP-XXXX proceeded to run towards Hunter 2's position with speeds calculated at 500 m/s. SCP-XXXX was able to deflect 2 Ataka ATGMs before proceeding to tear a large chunk of ice from the ground and threw it at Hunter 2, the Ice chunk's size was roughly comparable to a Toyota Aqua. Hunter 2 collided against the thrown ice chunk and was subsequently destroyed. The test took 35 minutes to finish, subject D-8479 was able to escape via Submarine exfiltration at Point Juliet. The rest of the D-class was terminated before they could exfiltrate successfully. SCP-XXXX was successfully contained by a platoon of MTF Nu-7 "Hammer Down" operatives, no casualties from the MTF were recorded.
Analysis: SCP-XXXX became extremely hostile after being shot by multiple 5.45x39mm rounds from different directions
- SCP-XXXX began pursuing D-8477's direction at speeds comparable to a bullet
- SCP-XXXX is fast enough to deflect 2 9M120 Ataka ATGMs with relative ease
- SCP-XXXX is strong enough to leap 500 meters off the ground and perform a dropkick against Hunter 1 with sufficient force to obliterate the MI-28 Havoc into multiple fragments
A consensus was formulated throughout the Foundation's Senior Staff members with the approval of the Site Director, the Foundation is to provide any material that can preoccupy SCP-XXXX as much as possible.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Doctor Karlson
<Begin Log>
Dr. Karlson: How long has it been SCP-XXXX?
SCP-XXXX: I'm not sure, I don't have a calendar, I don't keep track of time. It moves faster that way, although I can't forget what the Foundation has done to me. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm referring to when I was sent into an island that's pure ice, I'm assuming Greenland or Antarctica.
Dr. Karlson: What about it? The Foundation simply took tests to gauge your abilities.
SCP-XXXX: [Slams hand on the table] YOU- The Foundation could've simply contained me in an armored chamber and do similar tests without spilling any blood at all!
Dr. Karlson: I get your point, however, experiments are conducted in ways with little to no restrictions albeit with intense scrutiny in order to achieve the intended result.
SCP-XXXX: Just, no more killing4, please. I'm sick and tired of it, the constant aroma of rust, the sight of crimson red entrails, and osseous matter…Dr. Karlson: I have no guarantees whether or not I can successfully persuade the Site Director into changing their mind.
SCP-XXXX: Please do so, or else..
Dr. Karlson: Or else what?
SCP-XXXX: I won't cooperate.Dr. Karlson: If you do that, the Foundation will be forced to relinquish their promises and take away your provisions-
SCP-XXXX: And risk a Containment Breach, just because I don't want to participate in experiments that requires me to kill people? and no, don't justify the fact that they're death row inmates or that other crap, you don't have an infinite amount of D-classes and terminating me won't benefit the Foundation in their efforts to know more about anomalies that are constantly appearing on a daily basis.
Dr. Karlson: I will notify the Site Director, I'll try to convince them.SCP-XXXX: Thank you, I appreciate it.
Dr. Karlson: You're welcome, moving on. I will ask you a series of questions, and I want you to answer them as concisely as possible.SCP-XXXX: Sure.
Dr. Karlson: Procedure 110-Montauk?
SCP-XXXX: No idea about that.
Dr. Karlson: Humes scale?
SCP-XXXX: Nope, former MTF- not a Pataphysicist
Dr. Karlson: Dr. Clef?
SCP-XXXX: No clue.
Dr. Karlson: Dr. Bright?
SCP-XXXX: [Pauses] Weird nickname, I can assume he or she has a bright personality.
Dr. Karlson: [Stares] I'll pretend I didn't hear that… The GOC?
SCP-XXXX: The best choice if you wanna go in and start blasting anomalies.
Dr. Karlson: Chaos Insurgency?
SCP-XXXX: Cool name, I assume it's a hostile organization to the Foundation.
Dr. Karlson: Sarkic Cults?
SCP-XXXX: [Eyes flicker into bright red for a split second] Shit…
Dr. Karlson: So you do know about the Sarkicites?
SCP-XXXX: I… don't think I can tell you about it, I think what I'll be saying will be Level 5 intel for the Foundation, I'm sorry Doctor Karlson. BUT what I can tell you is that I find their existence to be utterly disgusting.
Dr. Karlson: I will notify the Site Director and get the O5's attention on this.
SCP-XXXX: You should, if Sarkicites exist in this world, there's a possibility of this world going to plunge into an LK-Class species transmutation scenario.
Dr. Karlson: How about, The Church of the Broken God?
SCP-XXXX: No clue, however it has the coolest name for a Religion.
Dr. Karlson: Agreed, how about IKEA?
SCP-XXXX: I've been in IKEA stores, why do you ask?Dr. Karlson: You don't know about the Infinite IKEA?
SCP-XXXX: Nope, but the idea of being trapped in an endless IKEA store sounds horrifying for some reason.
Dr. Karlson: What about SCP-3199?
SCP-XXXX: What is it?
Dr. Karlson: [Slides a Declassfied file of SCP-3199]
SCP-XXXX: Holy shit, that looks like the result if God just decided to press the random key when creating a new creature.
Dr. Karlson: [Snicker] It's carnivorous too.
SCP-XXXX: I've seen worse things in Australia and Pripyat. Anything else Doctor?
Dr. Karlson: What about Anderson Robotics?
SCP-XXXX: Haven't heard of them yet.
Dr. Karlson: That should be all for today, thank you for participating SCP-XXXX.SCP-XXXX: You're welcome for indulging with me.
Interview Result: SCP-XXXX was escorted into the Site Director's office after the interview, SCP-XXXX was asked a series of questions about what it knows from the Sarkic cults.
[A Surveillance camera that was installed inside the SCP-XXXX's Containment cell has recorded an uncommon event in Site-17]
9/16/201█
3:23 PM[SCP-XXXX was seen to be watching a documentary show about Doomsday Preppers]
SCP-XXXX: That's so ironic, These preppers have already violated the fundamental law in prepping: Operational Security.
[A brief flash of light begins to flood the containment cell, blinding the Camera for 5 seconds, as soon as the camera begins to refocus its lens, SCP-343 and SCP-XXXX were already sitting at the desk as if they were interviewing.]
SCP-XXXX: Interesting ability, so you can stop time?
SCP-343: A better question is, how are you able to move within stopped time?
SCP-XXXX: So that means you aren't omniscient, I also don't know the answer to that question, I don't want to know the scope of my capabilities.SCP-343: I'm assuming its because of a Third-party power that won't allow you to?
SCP-XXXX: More or less, you're pretty perceptive for an SCP.
SCP-343: You certainly don't belong to this realm of existence. Although, I can certainly sense your anguish, how long have you been existing?
SCP-XXXX: I… don't know, I've lost track of my age. I simply exist, nothing more, nothing less.SCP-343: Just by looking at you directly, I can tell you've witnessed a lot of things. Things you can barely comprehend, Otherworldly horrors that no man could even fathom. Tell me, child- how can I help you?
SCP-XXXX: I. Don't. Know.
SCP-343: Tell me anything you'd like, I'll provide you, to ease your suffering- even just a bit.SCP-XXXX: Are you able to prevent it from bringing entire universes from plunging into oblivion?
SCP-343: Of course! I have the power to do it!SCP-XXXX: [Shakes head] Don't bullshit me, if what you're saying was true. You would've PREVENTED the destruction of the universe I originated from!
SCP-343: Calm thyself, my child, I cannot be at multiple places at a time, I've sacrificed most of my powers to create this universe.
SCP-XXXX: Which would simply imply, you're not omnipotent.
SCP-343: [Generates a roll of Marijuana] Here, this should temporarily alleviate your pain.
SCP-XXXX: [Inhales the blunt and exhales the smoke] Thank you… I needed that.
SCP-343: Anything for anyone who is in need.
SCP-XXXX: [Coughs] I feel unusually happy. I feel more motivated to converse positively now.
SCP-343: You can ask me questions if you like.
SCP-XXXX: For some reason, you look like the amalgamation of various religious depictions of humanity's God.
SCP-343: Many Foundation staff has commented about my facial features being reminiscent of Zeus.
SCP-XXXX: If you aren't Zeus or the Gods that various religions portray you to be, you either have an ability that automatically changes your face for individuals who have read or seen various religious depictions or you've portrayed yourself as a God, but with different aspects and physical traits for each religion.
SCP-343: That's up to your imagination, my child.
SCP-XXXX: I expected that answer, can you provide me 10 freshly cooked burgers?
[SCP-343 snaps his finger and 10 burgers appear at the desk of SCP-XXXX]
SCP-XXXX: [Examines the burger before eating them] It's definitely authentic, I'm partially convinced.
SCP-343: It's normal to be skeptical my child, you simply wish to know the truth.
SCP-XXXX: At this point, what is truth? objective morality is an illusion, and you know this better than anyone since you've claimed to be the creator of this universe.
SCP-343: I do not have to dispute that statement, I gave humankind the power of free will, so it will be up to them to decide.
SCP-XXXX: Since you're not omniscient, I have no need to bring up the paradoxical argument of free will versus omniscience. So far you're pleasant to talk with, tell me- what would you do if there are entities who have the power to destroy and desecrate this universe?
SCP-343: Does that need to be answered, my child?
SCP-XXXX: Nevermind that, it's a dumb question.
SCP-343: Indeed, any more questions?
SCP-XXXX: Do you know anime?
SCP-343: Of course! Humanity is the cause of such wonderful creations! They have created boundless works of art! Whether they be in a form of literature, paintings, and acting. These works of art have a large spectrum for different audiences with differing preferences, it is a sight to behold!
SCP-XXXX: That means, you've also witnessed the… obnoxious side of it.SCP-343: Yes. Whenever there is light, there is darkness.
SCP-XXXX: Tell me, do you have a favorite genre?
SCP-343: That's a secret.
[5 Hours of extraneous conversation have been omitted for brevity.]
SCP-XXXX: Seriously, what would you do if this universe was threatened by them?
SCP-343: I will do what a father will do for his children, I will protect and sacrifice myself for my creation.
SCP-XXXX: Let's hope you have the ability to even slow them down.
SCP-343: I do not disappoint.
SCP-XXXX: Your providence may not be enough to stop the menace that will soon ravage this universe.
SCP-343: I will do whatever I can to prevent such a thing from happening.
SCP-XXXX: If that is the case, you shouldn't be here talking to me, you should be aiding the Foundation's efforts in containing and helping them prepare for it.
SCP-343: [Nods] I should get going, it was a pleasure meeting you Ted.SCP-XXXX: You too "God".
[A bright flash of light begins to flood the entire containment cell for a few seconds before it gradually dies down, allowing the camera to refocus its lens]
SCP-XXXX: I don't want to go through it… I can't stand having to exterminate humanity again.. Just to save them of that menace…
8:25 PM
Event Result: SCP-XXXX was seen crying for as long as 30 minutes, after this time. SCP-XXXX proceeded to turn on the Television and proceed to watch a new episode in a History Channel.
[A Surveillance camera installed at a common room has recorded interaction between SCP-XXXX and A tall man clad in what seems to be armor that is insectoid in nature and graffiti marks that are prevalent within the USSR's Red Army members]
9/20/202█
4:00 PM[SCP-XXXX was sitting at an unoccupied chair reading an old school Japanese graphic novel. SCP-2273 would be seen sitting on a chair that was directly parallel to SCP-XXXX]
SCP-2273: Why is a crow… Why are you here?
SCP-XXXX: [Puts down Manga] I am not a crow I am… [Squints] Soviet soldier?
SCP-2273: Wait, you serve for the motherland?
SCP-XXXX: Ah… no no no. I was asking you a question if you're from the USSR.
SCP-2273: Answer my question first.SCP-XXXX: I'm also an SCP who looks like a "crow" and I don't serve for the Motherland, my job is to fight against the Motherland, at least that was the case before the USSR collapsed. I'm spending my free time here, reading this Manga that the Foundation has provided me.
SCP-2273: I am a patriot of the Soviet Union, tell me- do you not belong to this world as well?
SCP-XXXX: Judging from the way you've formulated that question, I assume you are of the same case as me. Yes, I don't belong in this place, I am an Extratemporal entity.
SCP-2273: Which means?SCP-XXXX: I don't belong in this timeline. I am a warrior like you, at least that was the case in the past. What about you? What's your story?
SCP-2273: I was a loyal soldier for the Motherland, this armor that I have worn has protected my life multiple times- this armor was created by the Engineers and utilized both me and the armor to become an effective war machine against the Americans. My parents have volunteered me to a program where I had to bond with the armor and train to become a warrior, I was a boy at that time, it was an excruciating process- however, it has provided me more than adequate protection to be combat effective.
SCP-XXXX: Why use it on a child? It would make more sense for me to utilize that… Armor for already trained soldiers within the Red Army.SCP-2273: The armor is living, it takes many years to grow. I don't know the entire mechanism of how the armor works, what I do know is it identifies from friend or foe all down to the smallest vibrations around me and it is directly linked to my thought process.
SCP-XXXX: I understand the situation, an odd yet interesting piece of technology. The USSR from where I came from collapsed because of a civil war among Union and its satellite states, apparently in this universe- a man going by the name of Mikhail Gorbachev was the cause of the downfall of the USSR, he slowly turned the system into a democratic ideology.SCP-2273: Fucking traitor… A disgrace to the Motherland.
SCP-XXXX: Call him whatever you want, he had successfully averted an imminent Civil war and that's a better result than what happened in my timeline.
SCP-2273: Tell me Amerikanski, What's your name?
SCP-XXXX: I am Ted P. Kharkov, officially known as SCP-XXXX.
SCP-2273: Kharkov? That's a location in Ukraine, are you a Russian by any chance?
SCP-XXXX: Half Russian, my mother is American and my father is Russian. What about you?
SCP-2273: I am Major Alexei Belitrov, Commander of the 22nd Armored Infantry Division, at least that was the case before I was transported here, I am officially known as SCP-2273 by the Foundation.
SCP-XXXX: I'm a former Master Sergeant of the US Army's Combat Applications Group, think of them as an elite fighting force where only a small group of people know they exist. I left a few years after to join as an MTF in the Foundation called MTF Delta 1 "Hasty Jumpers".
SCP-2273: I see, interesting unit name. How long have you been serving with the Crows?
SCP-XXXX: A couple of decades before shit went down and I became this. [Arms begin to fluctuate in a liquid-like manner]
SCP-2273: What can you do?
SCP-XXXX: I can shapeshift, I have an absurd amount of strength which I am not going to experiment, I can also clone myself and generate weapons, and I pretty much have the basic attributes to a former military member.
SCP-2273: Is that so? impress me.
[SCP-XXXX gestures SCP-2273 to extend his left hand, which SCP-XXXX grabs his left hand and letting it go before leaning back into its chair and transforming into a replica of SCP-2273]
SCP-2273: Very interesting, however, I cannot feel a link with you, although you look like the exact replica of me.
SCP-XXXX: [Morphs back into an MTF operative] I know right? This is by far one of my favorite abilities, you seem like a great guy, do you miss your homeland?
SCP-2273: [Nods]
SCP-343: Who wouldn't? Your friends, family, your birthplace is always dear to you. To tell you, I also miss my home as well.
SCP-2273: Since we've already reached that topic, do you hate Communism?
SCP-XXXX: No, I understand the entire situation, the formation of the USSR, it was out of need from the proletariat and the starved. What do I think of Communism? It is an interesting political system that's been tried, so far it has failed in several timelines that I've been in.
SCP-2273: Please elaborate.
SCP-XXXX: At least in the USSR, it's not the workers who wield the power, but the state itself, everybody is poor because of the decision from the bureaucracy aside from the suspicious wealth distribution, I don't know what happened in your universe, but Communism isn't fundamentally evil, it is a system that is really easy to manipulate and misguide the proletariat.
SCP-2273: Capitalism is full of corrupt and greedy people.
SCP-XXXX: I understand your sentiment, whatever political system- there will always be a corrupt individual, the system is working fine, the corrupt are exploiting the system, and of course. A communist government is not an exception to this.
SCP-2273: But, those American pigs have desecrated the Motherland and killed my friends and comrades, they deserve to die!SCP-XXXX: I don't know the cause of the war in your universe, but I can only sympathize, you're not the only one who lost their buddies in the line of duty.
SCP-2273: I should have died with them or at least they weren't the ones who have died instead…
SCP-XXXX: Agreed, the feeling of your guilt far outweighs your drive to live on. I'm surprised we've lasted this long.
SCP-2273: I can always hear their voices… I can vividly remember the moment, the moment where I was spared while my men were shot one by one by those American dogs… I regret deciding to surrender, if only I knew that would happen..
SCP-XXXX: You'd rather die with your men, I completely understand your regret, however- you picked the best possible choice the situation has given you, I would've done the same if I was in your predicament, your men were most likely agreeing to your decision before the consequences presented itself after.
SCP-2273: How could you possibly know that? You weren't-
SCP-XXXX: I wasn't there, I agree with your question. However, that doesn't exclude me entirely since I have served my country the same way as you did, although in a different situation. I cared for my buddies as much as you cared for your subordinates.
SCP-2273: I apologize for jumping into conclusions, can you describe your world for me?
SCP-XXXX: Sure thing Major, a potential nuclear war would happen between the Soviet Union and the United States, that wasn't the case due to a civil war that occurred, there were constant proxy wars, I was deployed to different places to carry out high-risk covert missions that would undermine Soviet influence and I've lost multiple buddies throughout multiple deployments abroad.
SCP-2273: In my world, the Americans performed a series of nuclear strikes throughout the Soviet Union and her allies, a bunch of capitalist cowards. The USSR wasn't so kind to the Americans and we retaliated with full force.
SCP-XXXX: Sheesh, I can already imagine what happened after that, I can certainly bet the Earth doesn't look the same as it used to.SCP-2273: The surface was toxic, you couldn't survive without special equipment. This armor has made my life much easier when combating the American incursion.
SCP-XXXX: Basically it's a war that will guarantee the destruction of your planet and species, a mutually assured destruction.
SCP-2273: It is a war of attrition. Humanity won't survive for long after what has happened.
SCP-XXXX: Sorry Major, it was great talking to you and sharing our stories. Free time is almost over, we should go back to our Containment cells, we should meet and talk sometimes.
SCP-2273: I'd like that a lot, thank you very much.
[Both of them stood up and shook hands before proceeding to walk back towards their containment cell.]
Event Result: SCP-XXXX and SCP-2273 had a great time talking with each other, both of them had a lot in common, mainly their occupational background, their issues, and their situation.
