Agent Spork

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-88. Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, minimal security is required. The cell is to be kept at a comfortable temperature¹ at all times. SCP-XXXX is allowed to make reasonable requests for personal items and modifications to its containment cell no more than two (2) times per month in order to maintain a positive emotional state to assist in prevention of the manifestation of its anomalous properties². Such requests must be approved by at least two (2) Level 3 personnel.

Requests made by SCP-XXXX have included:

• One (1) pine scented automatic air freshener to be changed monthly. (Approved)
• A television with basic cable. (Approved)
• A liquid resistant mattress cover. (Approved)
• A Sony Playstation 4 video game console. (Pending)
• A private internet connection. (Denied)
• A copy of the current month’s issue of the Foundation Times internal newspaper. (Pending)

Description: SCP-XXXX is Elijah ██████, a 27 year-old caucasian male of standard height and build. Medical evaluations show no deviation from the norm, despite the subject’s anomalous properties. Psychological evaluations show that the subject suffers from severe anxiety.

When subjected to high temperature, a sufficient amount of physical exertion, or psychological/ emotional stress, SCP-XXXX excretes a substance, identified as pasteurized cow's milk, from its Eccrine sweat glands³ in quantities consistent with normal human sweat.⁴

Addendum 1: Update to containment procedures. Since containment, SCP-XXXX has been extremely vocal about its interest in the SCP Foundation, including its objectives, contained anomalies, and operations. It has been noted that being granted such information significantly improves the mood of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX's containment unit is to be fitted with a computer connected to the Foundation Intranet with specialized low-level clearance. SCP-XXXX is allowed two (2) hours daily to view authorized documentation⁵ as long as the subject continues to cooperate with Foundation personnel. Its activity is to be closely monitored.

Addendum 2: Document XXXX-3-1: Incident report. During a containment breach by SCP-███ on █/██/████, SCP-XXXX excreted approximately 2.7 liters of milk. During the incident, SCP-XXXX accidentally ingested a quantity of milk, resulting in severe allergic reactions including swelling of the throat, coughing, and hives. This heightened the stressful response of SCP-XXXX, causing it to excrete an additional █ liters. By the time the incident was resolved, SCP-XXXX had excreted ██.█ liters of milk, prompting the installation of a drain within its containment cell. Following this incident, a request was submitted to reclassify SCP-XXXX as Euclid. Request denied.⁶

Footnotes

1. Between 16 °C (61 °F) and 18 °C (64 °F).

2. Preventing the manifestation of anomalous properties is considered highest priority due to potential risk to SCP-XXXX's life.

3. Note that the Apocrine glands do not share this property.

4. A notable exception is incident XXXX-1. See document XXXX-3-1.

5. Documents with potentially distressing content are to be heavily censored or made inaccessible entirely.

6. "Due to the extremely specific nature of this event, I don't see any reason to increase security. Not to mention that he seems perfectly content with being contained here." -Head Containment Specialist ████