Agent Whatshisface

Item №: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a modified low-risk humanoid containment cell at Site-17. Subject is to be fed a standard intravenous diet, with hydromorphone being administered for pain, as needed. Any invasive surgery on SCP-XXXX requires the approval of no less than four ethics committee members.

Description: SCP-XXXX (formerly known as Alexandria Blunt) is a twenty-three year old caucasian human female. Due to a thaumatic mutation of unknown origin, SCP-XXXX is anatomically symmetrical across a vertical axis. More specifically, the right half of SCP-XXXX’s body has been replaced by a mirrored copy of the left half. This transformation has caused numerous severe medical complications for SCP-XXXX including but not limited to:

  • A large misshapen heart containing seven (7) chambers.
  • Extra, mirrored versions of multiple organs.
  • Severely diminished liver size.
  • A non-functioning digestive system comprised of multiple “looping” sections of intestine
  • A flawed cardiovascular system incapable of properly regulated blood flow.
  • A mental state similar to that of patients who have undergone the removal of a hemisphere of their brain.
  • Paralysis in all limbs.

Despite top medical assets arguing that SCP-XXXX shouldn’t be able to survive in its altered state, SCP-XXXX is considered medically stable. SCP-XXXX’s mutations appear to cause it chronic pain.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered on ██/██/20██ By ██████ Grover, SCP-XXXX’s partner before the manifestation of its anomalous traits. ██████, believing their partner was having a stroke, called emergency services. The Foundation was alerted to the situation after the attending physician discovered that SCP-XXXX had multiple heartbeats. All involved civilians were administered class-B amnestics.