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Item: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter Safe Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently housed at Site-24 and a tracking device has been inserted into SCP-XXXX's ear cavity. SCP-XXXX is currently allowed Class 4 socialization privileges with approved site personnel, granted based on continued good behavior and cooperation with the Foundation personnel.
SCP-XXXX's firearm (designated SCP-XXXX-B) is unable to be contained by current technological means by the Foundation, but if possible, should be contained in High-Value Item Storage Facility. Safety measures to combat reality-warping anomalous properties should be in place at all times while SCP-XXXX-B is in containment.
Description: SCP-XXXX (formerly known as Curtis Andrews)is a human Caucasian male. No records have been found of SCP-XXXX's birthday and birthplace. He has short brown hair, blue eyes, and is 1.81 meters tall and 86kg in weight. She does not appear to have any out-of-the-ordinary physical characteristics and appears to be, for all intents and purposes, a normal human being. He has been alive since as far back as 2007 B.C.E. By own accounts.
SCP-XXXX-B is the designation given to the firearm SCP-XXXX is armed with. SCP-XXXX-B is a pistol chambered in “all kinds of calibers” and can fire ballistic, energy-based, “magic”, and nuclear. There is a small dial with six different settings on the left-hand side of the firearm. The following settings are presented from the bottom setting to the top.
SCP-XXXX-B can be drawn by SCP-XXXX and will disappear when not in use. It is unknown where SCP-XXXX-B exists in the time where it does not exist.
The first setting is the safety system and dialing the dial to this setting engages the safety measures, allowing the firearm to be handled safely. The second setting is the ballistic setting and allows the firearm to fire calibers ranging from 9mm to 50 cal. The third setting allows the firearm to fire energy discharges directed out of the muzzle. When fired, temperatures can range from 70 degrees Celsius to above 4000000000000 degrees Celsius. This discharge will exit the firearm in the form of a “bolt”, striking any target in front of it. The fourth setting is the Nuclear setting. In this setting, fatal damage can be caused to the individual using it. The radiation levels can range from 620 millirems to 530 Sv/hr, which is fatal to all forms of life. Testing on the fifth and sixth settings has been cancelled by order of the 05 council due to it potentially causing massive loss of personnel, resources, and the possibility of an XK-Class End-of-the-world Event or a ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario in the case of the sixth setting.
SCP-XXXX-B is only able to be operated by SCP-XXXX. All attempts to operate SCP-XXXX-B using other personnel have failed with varying degrees of failure (see testing logs below).
Appendix 1: Circumstances of Acquisition: SCP-XXXX willing entered foundation custody on June 4, 1995. SCP-XXXX was found after the foundation detected a fast moving object heading towards Earth. The object that landed was, by the claims of SCP-XXXX, his ship. He claims to have no knowledge as to why he has been “thrown away”.
Appendix 2: Excerpt from interview log 105-441-690, dated …./../..
<Begin Log>
Dr. Clumsy: Please give a brief personal introduction, including date and place of birth, and your name.
SCP-XXXX: Well, my name is Curtis Andrews. I was born in a place far out of the reaches of your mind and I enjoy long walks on the beach.
Dr. Clumsy: Need I remind you this is for the record? I need you to answer these questions seriously or I will have you in a cell.
SCP-XXXX: Wow now, calm down. I was just dropped on some planet by someone I thought was my friend a couple of minutes ago. You can understand why I'm not in the best of moods right now, right?
Dr. Clumsy: It has been four days since we found you and brought you here.
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, well time flies when you're having fun, or when you're older than the universe itself. Time really goes in a blink when you live so long you forget where you came from.
Dr. Clumsy: What do you mean “older than the universe”?
SCP-XXXX: I mean exactly what I mean. I'm old. Really old.
