Agentomega

Name: Researcher Reis
Date: 7/1/2018
Input: Five Daisy "Buck Jones" Air Rifles, One Thumb Drive containing one copy of A Christmas Story

Input: One Aforementioned Air Rifle
Setting: Rough
Output: One block of iron, one block of wood, a small pile of sand, a few drops of water, and a puddle of liquid identified to be wood varnish.

Input: One Aforementioned Air Rifle
Setting: Coarse
Output: One rifle barrel, one stock, a pile of screws, a pile of springs, a pile of slides, one sight, one demagnetized compass float, one glass hemisphere, one trigger guard, one trigger, one miniature sundial, and a few drops of water on the floor of the output chamber.

Input: One Aforementioned Air Rifle
Setting: 1:1
Output: One custom Daisy "Red Ryder" carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass and sundial in the stock. The rifle was briefly tested on the firing range, determined to be non-anomalous, and produced results which were within one standard deviation of a normal Red Ryder.
Note: At this point, Researcher Reis instructed that the rifle be tested at the firing range while she retrieved something, and left the testing chamber. She returned with a thumb drive and added an impromptu step to the end of planned procedure.

Input: One Aforementioned Air Rifle
Setting: Fine
Output: One Daisy "Buck Jones" Air Rifle. When test-fired, the actual muzzle velocity was equivalent to the maximum muzzle velocity of an average Buck Jones rifle. Shots were also more accurate at range despite being smooth-bore. No other anomalous properties were detected.

Input: One Aforementioned Air Rifle
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Gaussian Handcannon with a miniature sextant and a spring-powered clock in the butt. Weight was equivalent to input rifle. Clock is functional but unwound, ammunition and batteries were not included. Object being tested for anomalous properties prior to test-firing.
Note: I'm not sure what I expected, but such an anachronistic combination is fascinating. - Researcher Reis

Input: One Custom Daisy "Red Ryder" from prior test, 1 Thumb Drive containing one copy of A Christmas Story
Setting: Very Fine
Output: One Custom Daisy "Red Ryder" carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass and sundial in the stock. Further inspection reveals the stock is engraved with the words "Ol' Blue". The rifle appears to have a memetic effect; if an individual attempts to aim it while observers are present, one will state "You'll shoot your eye out." It is unknown if the gun has any secondary properties, as nobody has fired it. Object has been contained in a gun safe, awaiting further classification.

Note: Under no circumstances should anyone with an instance of SCP-718 be permitted to touch this. - 05-█